Welcome to the playground pal!
After assembly we will have maths class where those struggling with 2+1 might get some help.
That will be followed by language of choice where we will attempt to find a universal translator.
Craft classes are included where you can weave a tall tale or spin a yarn.
Piss Art will certainly be a popular subject among many.
Gymnastics for those interested in the art of bending over backwards or arse kissing.
Gardening classes will be taught by those who excel in digging holes for themselves.
Chemistry lab will be open for anyone looking some.
Biology and geography will be combined for those having difficulty finding what they are looking for.
Night classes are available for those who can't tell the difference between day and night.
Kindergarten is also available for the infants where they can play in the sandpit and have dummy spitting contests.
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"Can I just sit at the back and doss. 
You can sit on my knee if you like as I’ll be down the back 
Well if you insist. I can see the board better  "
And we can talk about the first thing that POPS up |
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"Is there self defence classes being run sir "
Excellent suggestion young lady.
I'll bring that up with the board of governors. We can draw on the skills of those who are always defending themselves and help those with no defence whatsoever |
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"Is there self defence classes being run sir
Excellent suggestion young lady.
I'll bring that up with the board of governors. We can draw on the skills of those who are always defending themselves and help those with no defence whatsoever"
Im no lady |
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"Is there self defence classes being run sir
Excellent suggestion young lady.
I'll bring that up with the board of governors. We can draw on the skills of those who are always defending themselves and help those with no defence whatsoever
Im no lady "
But he did call you "young" dont forget that part |
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"Is there self defence classes being run sir
Excellent suggestion young lady.
I'll bring that up with the board of governors. We can draw on the skills of those who are always defending themselves and help those with no defence whatsoever
Im no lady
But he did call you "young" dont forget that part "
ill remember he said that when it gets to my birthday and i try to convince myself ive still got it |
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"Is there self defence classes being run sir
Excellent suggestion young lady.
I'll bring that up with the board of governors. We can draw on the skills of those who are always defending themselves and help those with no defence whatsoever
Im no lady
But he did call you "young" dont forget that part "
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