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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is fear of Friday the 13th...

which if you havent noticed is this Friday coming..

So anyone on here suffer from it ??

Anybody have any stories around it??

Just wondering if I should stay in bed for the day as it's my Bloody birthday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

now you're just attention seeking Dave lol

Everyone, put a reminder in your calendars for Friday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

aw happy days be plenty of jason v,s freddie movies on then must remember the popcorn and the hunky dorys lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.