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Is there anything better than a pussy?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A mouse trap?
Not much difference between the two... but you wouldn't stick your tongue in a mouse trap"
And what would Kaizer use as bait Mr Biscuit?
Any jammie dodgers?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bolivian tree lizards are a godsend for keeping mice population down.
When you're overrun by lizards, simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
You may think snakes are worse, but there's this fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine love pigmy shrews, more cultured in my neck of the woods
The Pussies?
I was referring to pussy ofcourse  "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bolivian tree lizards are a godsend for keeping mice population down.
When you're overrun by lizards, simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
You may think snakes are worse, but there's this fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
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I spotted a rat on the patio a couple of days ago so I went to a hardware store to get some poison. Explained the issue and yer man plonked a tub of Endorat on the counter. I asked if that was good for them and he replied that it was really really good for them and was the best thing for them on the market.
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I said "fair enough but I'd prefer something that's really really bad for them.  |
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"I spotted a rat on the patio a couple of days ago so I went to a hardware store to get some poison. Explained the issue and yer man plonked a tub of Endorat on the counter. I asked if that was good for them and he replied that it was really really good for them and was the best thing for them on the market.
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I said "fair enough but I'd prefer something that's really really bad for them. "
You don't want the rat to have a pleasant death
Word needs to spread around Ratland that your man with the giant penis on the patio is basically a Butcher  |
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"I spotted a rat on the patio a couple of days ago so I went to a hardware store to get some poison. Explained the issue and yer man plonked a tub of Endorat on the counter. I asked if that was good for them and he replied that it was really really good for them and was the best thing for them on the market.
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I said "fair enough but I'd prefer something that's really really bad for them.
You don't want the rat to have a pleasant death
Word needs to spread around Ratland that your man with the giant penis on the patio is basically a Butcher "
...and I was on the patio too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I spotted a rat on the patio a couple of days ago so I went to a hardware store to get some poison. Explained the issue and yer man plonked a tub of Endorat on the counter. I asked if that was good for them and he replied that it was really really good for them and was the best thing for them on the market.
.
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I said "fair enough but I'd prefer something that's really really bad for them.
You don't want the rat to have a pleasant death
Word needs to spread around Ratland that your man with the giant penis on the patio is basically a Butcher
...and I was on the patio too "
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The tiger would see the mouse as an appetiser 
Aka Snake Pliskin 
