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In relation to a post about cock preference I'm asking the guys and girls if they prefer trying to put a finger through the eye of a needle or throw sausages up o Connells street?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In relation to a post about cock preference I'm asking the guys and girls if they prefer trying to put a finger through the eye of a needle or throw sausages up o Connells street?
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Which o connell Street though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In relation to a post about cock preference I'm asking the guys and girls if they prefer trying to put a finger through the eye of a needle or throw sausages up o Connells street?
Which o connell Street though "
The one with the sausages  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In relation to a post about cock preference I'm asking the guys and girls if they prefer trying to put a finger through the eye of a needle or throw sausages up o Connells street?
Which o connell Street though
The one with the sausages "
Oh I don't know that one just my luck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big."
Or maybe she got too wet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big."
Probably the same as a woman that she really fancies and than you find their teenie weenie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big."
Omg that would be awful! But I’m sure there are plenty of women who stayed with guys that were amazing in every other way except the downstairs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big."
All the time said no guy ever...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big."
Yes, quite off putting  |
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big.
Yes, quite off putting "
So really, we’re looking for a sort of a Goldilocks scenario then of not too big, not too small, just right..?
Didn’t work out too well for Goldilocks at the end of it as I recall... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big.
Yes, quite off putting
So really, we’re looking for a sort of a Goldilocks scenario then of not too big, not too small, just right..?
Didn’t work out too well for Goldilocks at the end of it as I recall..."
She just picked the wrong bears.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big."
Has any women ever done this cause his penis was small |
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big.
Yes, quite off putting
So really, we’re looking for a sort of a Goldilocks scenario then of not too big, not too small, just right..?
Didn’t work out too well for Goldilocks at the end of it as I recall...
She just picked the wrong bears.."
So the moral of the story is don’t get Goldilocks to choose lottery numbers for you: she picked the wrong chair, wrong porridge, wrong bed and even the wrong goddam bears...!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In relation to a post about cock preference I'm asking the guys and girls if they prefer trying to put a finger through the eye of a needle or throw sausages up o Connells street?
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Some just asked me how big am i,i wish i could ask how big is your puxxxxy,or maybe i could ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big.
Yes, quite off putting
So really, we’re looking for a sort of a Goldilocks scenario then of not too big, not too small, just right..?
Didn’t work out too well for Goldilocks at the end of it as I recall...
She just picked the wrong bears..
So the moral of the story is don’t get Goldilocks to choose lottery numbers for you: she picked the wrong chair, wrong porridge, wrong bed and even the wrong goddam bears...!! "
Goldilocks is a dead loss!! Go brunette!! |
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big.
Yes, quite off putting
So really, we’re looking for a sort of a Goldilocks scenario then of not too big, not too small, just right..?
Didn’t work out too well for Goldilocks at the end of it as I recall...
She just picked the wrong bears..
So the moral of the story is don’t get Goldilocks to choose lottery numbers for you: she picked the wrong chair, wrong porridge, wrong bed and even the wrong goddam bears...!!
Goldilocks is a dead loss!! Go brunette!!"
If you’ve got the winning lotto numbers, I don’t care if you even have hair..!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big.
Yes, quite off putting "
Or maybe your cock was to small?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big.
Omg that would be awful! But I’m sure there are plenty of women who stayed with guys that were amazing in every other way except the downstairs. "
Yes
Gold diggers . Stay for what they can get out of him at his expense |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big.
Yes, quite off putting
So really, we’re looking for a sort of a Goldilocks scenario then of not too big, not too small, just right..?
Didn’t work out too well for Goldilocks at the end of it as I recall...
She just picked the wrong bears..
So the moral of the story is don’t get Goldilocks to choose lottery numbers for you: she picked the wrong chair, wrong porridge, wrong bed and even the wrong goddam bears...!! "
Did she not pick the right bed in the end after trying them all..??? I thought she was asleep when the bears found her upstairs and woke her up ?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big."
You would want to be off your head to dump a girl because she has a big vag.id be surprised if this was the reason. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big.
Yes, quite off putting
Or maybe your cock was to small? "
Shut your goddam mouth |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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The vagina is a design wonder, it adapts quickly to size. It's kinda a negative shape of a cock including the erection and deflating mechanism with the added extra of lube production and a giving birth option. Once games is over it retracts swiftly into its original sleeping mode.
If you want a tight pussy to cum in seconds just don't get your play partner too excited. Simple as that.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The vagina is a design wonder, it adapts quickly to size. It's kinda a negative shape of a cock including the erection and deflating mechanism with the added extra of lube production and a giving birth option. Once games is over it retracts swiftly into its original sleeping mode.
If you want a tight pussy to cum in seconds just don't get your play partner too excited. Simple as that.
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I try not to get them too excited but fail miserably  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big.
Yes, quite off putting
Or maybe your cock was to small?
Shut your goddam mouth "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The vagina is a design wonder, it adapts quickly to size. It's kinda a negative shape of a cock including the erection and deflating mechanism with the added extra of lube production and a giving birth option. Once games is over it retracts swiftly into its original sleeping mode.
If you want a tight pussy to cum in seconds just don't get your play partner too excited. Simple as that.
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Not exactly true. Youre right it can change shape and size depending on hormones etc as you allude to. But its like everything else, resting muscle tone plays a big part. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll get my remote control and measure mine "
Can ya let us know how you get on.. Just so I can compare myself because that's what us women are supposed to do |
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Imagine if a vagina had some sort of biomechanical zipper equivalent that allowed the lady to change to size easily...
Max open for giving birth
Medium setting for guys during sex
More closed for guys not particularly well endowed
Max closed to squirt further, etc...
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"Imagine if a vagina had some sort of biomechanical zipper equivalent that allowed the lady to change to size easily...
Max open for giving birth
Medium setting for guys during sex
More closed for guys not particularly well endowed
Max closed to squirt further, etc...
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I caught my sack in a zipper once as a young lad. I think I'd have died a virgin if women had one.  |
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Man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a leprechaun and orders 3 pints.
Next round was on the ostrich but when it came to the leprechaun he told the others to fuck off as he wasn't buying a round.
Fascinated the barman had to ask what was going on?
The man told him how he had rescued a fairy who had given him a wish.
"What did you ask for?" the barman enquired.
"A big bird with a tight wee cunt" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a leprechaun and orders 3 pints.
Next round was on the ostrich but when it came to the leprechaun he told the others to fuck off as he wasn't buying a round.
Fascinated the barman had to ask what was going on?
The man told him how he had rescued a fairy who had given him a wish.
"What did you ask for?" the barman enquired.
"A big bird with a tight wee cunt" "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna admit here... I fucking love a nice big wet sloppy vagina, stretched open, knees behind the ears, spread as wide as possible, hammered deep and hard.
MrF"
I hear ya mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tbh 1 you can feel on your dick and you can't fit your fist in well that's just me no to a big floppy fanny lol alto I do think floppy fannys life's matter!!
FFLM |
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"Tbh 1 you can feel on your dick and you can't fit your fist in well that's just me no to a big floppy fanny lol alto I do think floppy fannys life's matter!!
FFLM "
They are ALL designed to stretch much bigger than a fist.. a babys head needs to get outta there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tbh 1 you can feel on your dick and you can't fit your fist in well that's just me no to a big floppy fanny lol alto I do think floppy fannys life's matter!!
Yes I understand that but you do get a nice tight fanny and a big floppy 1 I'm just saying I like the tight 1
FFLM
They are ALL designed to stretch much bigger than a fist.. a babys head needs to get outta there."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tbh 1 you can feel on your dick and you can't fit your fist in well that's just me no to a big floppy fanny lol alto I do think floppy fannys life's matter!!
FFLM
They are ALL designed to stretch much bigger than a fist.. a babys head needs to get outta there."
That's only possible with the hormonal changes towards the end of pregancy and doesn't apply the rest of the time. That's also why women's joints become increasingly lax towards the end of pregnancy and why they are advised not to resume exercise for an appropriate time frame afterwards to avoid injury. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why do men think that if a women has sex with lots of men she will get a loose pussy, but if she has sex with the same man lots of times that doesnt happen??
Does that logic not make sense or is it just that one magic penis i wonder? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do men think that if a women has sex with lots of men she will get a loose pussy, but if she has sex with the same man lots of times that doesnt happen??
Does that logic not make sense or is it just that one magic penis i wonder? "
Makes sense to me. Thats why my penis is so small. Erosion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tbh 1 you can feel on your dick and you can't fit your fist in well that's just me no to a big floppy fanny lol alto I do think floppy fannys life's matter!!
FFLM
They are ALL designed to stretch much bigger than a fist.. a babys head needs to get outta there.
That's only possible with the hormonal changes towards the end of pregancy and doesn't apply the rest of the time. That's also why women's joints become increasingly lax towards the end of pregnancy and why they are advised not to resume exercise for an appropriate time frame afterwards to avoid injury. "
What's any of this got to do with throwing sausages up O Connells street? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a leprechaun and orders 3 pints.
Next round was on the ostrich but when it came to the leprechaun he told the others to fuck off as he wasn't buying a round.
Fascinated the barman had to ask what was going on?
The man told him how he had rescued a fairy who had given him a wish.
"What did you ask for?" the barman enquired.
"A big bird with a tight wee cunt" "
Weak!!!Hilarious!! |
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"I wonder if any guy here has ever come across a girl he really fancied, and things were going well, and got all naked and down to business, and then turned her down as her vagina was too big.
Or maybe she got too wet "
No such thing as too wet |
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"Tbh 1 you can feel on your dick and you can't fit your fist in well that's just me no to a big floppy fanny lol alto I do think floppy fannys life's matter!!
FFLM
They are ALL designed to stretch much bigger than a fist.. a babys head needs to get outta there.
That's only possible with the hormonal changes towards the end of pregancy and doesn't apply the rest of the time. That's also why women's joints become increasingly lax towards the end of pregnancy and why they are advised not to resume exercise for an appropriate time frame afterwards to avoid injury. "
Yes this is true. The concept that a baby comes out of there is is used to willy nilly. That is under specific conditions of birth as said above. But still it sure can take a lot.
Never really felt a Vagina too loose. One hurt me but that was about it. I think it was the hairs or something. |
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