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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Legend has it " if u can't take the heat get the fuck out the kitchen*
Females here aren't making it easy, with all this COVID19 stress, some women also pouring petrol in the fire with all this meeting demands,girls u need to take some chill pill on us lads, or is it just me?  |
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over a year ago
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"As you stated covid any woman demanding meets i think you dodge a bullet there no one should be meeting while a pandemic on..... "
Really ok then I'm just going to launch on that comment, I'm not saying nothing  |
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over a year ago
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen  "
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin. |
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin. "
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest "
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead. |
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead. "
 oh my word sbellex
Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Legend has it " if u can't take the heat get the fuck out the kitchen*
Females here aren't making it easy, with all this COVID19 stress, some women also pouring petrol in the fire with all this meeting demands,girls u need to take some chill pill on us lads, or is it just me? "
Apologies Jimmy.. What way would you like us ladies to behave? Give us a few pointers so we can best please you.. Also if we aren't in the kitchen how can we make the sammwichs to best please our men?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.
oh my word sbellex
Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me "
You have your hand in the oven dumbass. That could be it. |
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.
oh my word sbellex
Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me
You have your hand in the oven dumbass. That could be it. "
Whoops  I don’t know how that happened
I must have been distracted
Let me reach over you to the sink, no don’t move, I can reach, sorry if I’m pushing against you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.
oh my word sbellex
Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me
You have your hand in the oven dumbass. That could be it.
Whoops I don’t know how that happened
I must have been distracted
Let me reach over you to the sink, no don’t move, I can reach, sorry if I’m pushing against you "
Lollll
You sound like a menace at parties! |
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.
oh my word sbellex
Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me
You have your hand in the oven dumbass. That could be it.
Whoops I don’t know how that happened
I must have been distracted
Let me reach over you to the sink, no don’t move, I can reach, sorry if I’m pushing against you
Lollll
You sound like a menace at parties! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too
Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie "
Egg and onion?
Put your hand back in that oven you freak. |
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"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too
Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie
Egg and onion?
Put your hand back in that oven you freak. "
Ok but just to get the mini sausage rolls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too
Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie
Egg and onion?
Put your hand back in that oven you freak.
Ok but just to get the mini sausage rolls"
I'll take 3 please  |
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"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too
Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie
Egg and onion?
Put your hand back in that oven you freak.
Ok but just to get the mini sausage rolls
I'll take 3 please "
Open wide and let me slip these in
One ....
Two .......
And three ......
Oh yes you love these |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too
Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie
Egg and onion?
Put your hand back in that oven you freak.
Ok but just to get the mini sausage rolls
I'll take 3 please
Open wide and let me slip these in
One ....
Two .......
And three ......
Oh yes you love these "
Laughing so hard at this. |
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"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too
Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie
Egg and onion?
Put your hand back in that oven you freak.
Ok but just to get the mini sausage rolls
I'll take 3 please
Open wide and let me slip these in
One ....
Two .......
And three ......
Oh yes you love these
Laughing so hard at this. "
Get back up on that countertop sbellex
You’re going to the naughty counter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.
oh my word sbellex
Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me "
Both if y'all need to get a room |
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.
oh my word sbellex
Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me Both if y'all need to get a room "
We already have, it’s the kitchen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hanging out in the kitchen often means you get first dibs on the snacks too
Make sure you have some egg and onion sammiches Dizzie
Egg and onion?
Put your hand back in that oven you freak.
Ok but just to get the mini sausage rolls
I'll take 3 please
Open wide and let me slip these in
One ....
Two .......
And three ......
Oh yes you love these
Laughing so hard at this.
Get back up on that countertop sbellex
You’re going to the naughty counter "
I can't. I'm too d*unk now. I'll just slump onto the floor here.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.
oh my word sbellex
Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me Both if y'all need to get a room "
You can come join us in the kitchen? It'd actually be great if you could distract this strange man for a minute. He's been shoving sausage rolls in my mouth no matter how much I protest! |
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.
oh my word sbellex
Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me Both if y'all need to get a room
You can come join us in the kitchen? It'd actually be great if you could distract this strange man for a minute. He's been shoving sausage rolls in my mouth no matter how much I protest! "
Your protests are noted  is this a case of yes meaning no?!?
Now get up off that floor he auld d*unk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.
oh my word sbellex
Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me Both if y'all need to get a room
You can come join us in the kitchen? It'd actually be great if you could distract this strange man for a minute. He's been shoving sausage rolls in my mouth no matter how much I protest!
Your protests are noted is this a case of yes meaning no?!?
Now get up off that floor he auld d*unk "
Make me |
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.
oh my word sbellex
Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me Both if y'all need to get a room
You can come join us in the kitchen? It'd actually be great if you could distract this strange man for a minute. He's been shoving sausage rolls in my mouth no matter how much I protest!
Your protests are noted is this a case of yes meaning no?!?
Now get up off that floor he auld d*unk
Make me "
Look up here sbellex, I’ve just taken some pigs in blankets out of the oven, come on, up, up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where is this kitchen? All the cool people hang out in the kitchen at parties, I’m happy in the kitchen
Haha that's so true! Why is that?
I miss sitting on kitchen counters and hitting my head off lights while I slurp my gin.
I think it’s all the cool people that make the kitchen so hot (does that work?!?)
You’re too tall to be sitting on countertops, my eyeline would be right on your chest
So sorry. So rude of me. I'll just hop down here and lean over it instead.
oh my word sbellex
Is this kitchen heating up Or is it just me Both if y'all need to get a room
You can come join us in the kitchen? It'd actually be great if you could distract this strange man for a minute. He's been shoving sausage rolls in my mouth no matter how much I protest!
Your protests are noted is this a case of yes meaning no?!?
Now get up off that floor he auld d*unk
Make me
Look up here sbellex, I’ve just taken some pigs in blankets out of the oven, come on, up, up "
I don't even really like sausage rolls that much! And you keep burning them. They're dry as fuck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me? "
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here. "
Can i slurp your gin? |
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here. "
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top |
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
Can i slurp your gin? "
Yes! Let's race! |
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top "
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls. |
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls. "
I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands
BRING CRISPS DIZZIE 
(I’m guessing tayto ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls. "
ok you too when you're you are done, I'll be right back at ya |
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.
I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands
BRING CRISPS DIZZIE
(I’m guessing tayto )"
So leave the morals and dignity, but bring gin and crisps.. Im there |
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.
I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands
BRING CRISPS DIZZIE
(I’m guessing tayto )"
Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying. |
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.
I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands
BRING CRISPS DIZZIE
(I’m guessing tayto )
Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying. "
I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.
I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands
BRING CRISPS DIZZIE
(I’m guessing tayto )
Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.
I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before "
*cackle |
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.
I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands
BRING CRISPS DIZZIE
(I’m guessing tayto )
Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.
I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before
*cackle "
Ffs there goes more pastry
Don’t spit sbellex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.
I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands
BRING CRISPS DIZZIE
(I’m guessing tayto )
Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.
I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before
*cackle
Ffs there goes more pastry
Don’t spit sbellex "
I never spit |
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.
I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands
BRING CRISPS DIZZIE
(I’m guessing tayto )
Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.
I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before
*cackle
Ffs there goes more pastry
Don’t spit sbellex
I never spit "
Open wide |
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.
I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands
BRING CRISPS DIZZIE
(I’m guessing tayto )
Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.
I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before
*cackle
Ffs there goes more pastry
Don’t spit sbellex
I never spit
Open wide "
I think we may have taken this too far... Sorry OP! Back to complaining about those pesky women knowing what they want. Tramps! |
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.
I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands
BRING CRISPS DIZZIE
(I’m guessing tayto )
Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.
I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before
*cackle
Ffs there goes more pastry
Don’t spit sbellex
I never spit
Open wide
I think we may have taken this too far... Sorry OP! Back to complaining about those pesky women knowing what they want. Tramps! "
Spoilsport  |
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"Right you two.. How am i supposed to make sammwichs, mini sausage rolls and other finger foods with you two distracting me?
Dizzie, come to the floor party. Its so much better down here.
And bring gin
You can leave your dignity on the counter top
Dignity is not welcome in the floor party! Only gin and sausage rolls.
I need crisps, I need something to occupy my idle hands
BRING CRISPS DIZZIE
(I’m guessing tayto )
Here. Hold the plastic bottle while I cut the bottom off. Stop your crying.
I’ve never taken so much in my mouth all at once before
*cackle
Ffs there goes more pastry
Don’t spit sbellex
I never spit
Open wide
I think we may have taken this too far... Sorry OP! Back to complaining about those pesky women knowing what they want. Tramps!
Spoilsport "
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