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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's everyone favourite quotes about sex, love, relationships etc... I like
“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘The man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.” — Joan Rivers |
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""Never wear knickers to bed,it's an insult to your husband".
My Granny to my girlfriend the first time they met."
As of right now this is my favourite quote about everything! Your granny must have been some woman  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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""Never wear knickers to bed,it's an insult to your husband".
My Granny to my girlfriend the first time they met.
As of right now this is my favourite quote about everything! Your granny must have been some woman "
Well she had 16 kids so she practised what she preached. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You don't love someone for their looks or their clothes or their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear
Oscar Wilde"
Wilde did not say this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj 
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto"
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop! "
Tayto.. Only tayto |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!
Tayto.. Only tayto"
Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!
Tayto.. Only tayto
Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon? "
Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted |
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!
Tayto.. Only tayto
Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?
Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted "
You have the cheese and onion and I'll have the salt and vinegar |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!
Tayto.. Only tayto
Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?
Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted
You have the cheese and onion and I'll have the salt and vinegar "
Deal.. Lets have ya.. Im on the sofa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!
Tayto.. Only tayto
Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?
Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted "
Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!
Tayto.. Only tayto
Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?
Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted
Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!! "
Marry me  |
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!
Tayto.. Only tayto
Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?
Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted
Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!
Marry me "
That thud you just heard was the sound of every man's erection dropping instantly at the thought of marriage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!
Tayto.. Only tayto
Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?
Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted
Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!
Marry me
That thud you just heard was the sound of every man's erection dropping instantly at the thought of marriage. "
Pretend marriage.. Wedding night orgy.. Have i fixed it?? |
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!
Tayto.. Only tayto
Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?
Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted
Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!
Marry me
That thud you just heard was the sound of every man's erection dropping instantly at the thought of marriage.
Pretend marriage.. Wedding night orgy.. Have i fixed it?? "
Owww... That slapping sound was the sound of sudden erections hitting mens faces all over the country |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!
Tayto.. Only tayto
Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?
Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted
Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!
Marry me
That thud you just heard was the sound of every man's erection dropping instantly at the thought of marriage.
Pretend marriage.. Wedding night orgy.. Have i fixed it??
Owww... That slapping sound was the sound of sudden erections hitting mens faces all over the country "
Fistbump |
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!
Tayto.. Only tayto
Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?
Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted
Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!
Marry me
That thud you just heard was the sound of every man's erection dropping instantly at the thought of marriage.
Pretend marriage.. Wedding night orgy.. Have i fixed it??
Owww... That slapping sound was the sound of sudden erections hitting mens faces all over the country
Fistbump "
Mmmm, fisting! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'If he can't fuck three times a night.. Peace'
Nicki Minaj
Only 3 times tho? at least lol
Quick breaks for Tayto
I'd say she's more of a pringle girl.. Once she pops she can't stop!
Tayto.. Only tayto
Would you be a cheese n onion girl or do you prefer some smokey bacon?
Cheese and onion from the south.. No Northern tayto accepted
Ha.. Aye those northern Tayto aren't the same! We will get Mr Tayto to drop you up a box. Some brennans bread and kerry gold butter too! You will going weak at the knees!!
Marry me
That thud you just heard was the sound of every man's erection dropping instantly at the thought of marriage.
Pretend marriage.. Wedding night orgy.. Have i fixed it?? "
I can hear the priest saying "and how did the groom meet the bride?".... "i was on the fab site and offered to drop a box of Tayto up to Belfast".... True love! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My own quote "you don't just fuck someone with your body, you start with the mind"
I'm not a big fan of having my mind fucked, if I'm honest  "
Gaslighting is not cool |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My own quote "you don't just fuck someone with your body, you start with the mind"
I'm not a big fan of having my mind fucked, if I'm honest "
Lol not like that it means connecting with someone is equally important |
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"My own quote "you don't just fuck someone with your body, you start with the mind"
I'm not a big fan of having my mind fucked, if I'm honest
Lol not like that it means connecting with someone is equally important "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The difference between sex for free and sex for money, the sex for free costs alot more.
A quote in the bar in AIT can not remember who the quote is from "
Its brendan behan... Heard it before!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was an interview this one particular time when a lady that worked in the sex industry was asked if she believed in marraige..her reply .." of course l believe in marraige after all it provides me with 99% of my business "  |
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