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Merry Christmas everyone!
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Ding dong merrily on high 
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"Off you feck kman... " Ho ho ho you rascal  | |||
"Off you feck kman... Ho ho ho you rascal "Are you calling me a ho?? I prefer promiscuous..  | |||
"Off you feck kman... Ho ho ho you rascal
Are you calling me a ho?? I prefer promiscuous.. "Promiscuous Christmas | |||
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"FFS lads. Will ye stall the digger a minute "Nope were decking the halls | |||
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"No people December 21st is plenty time "Fixed that for ya | |||
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"I've got a bad feeling about this... "Its ok November 22nd is still a few weeks away  | |||
"I've got a bad feeling about this...
Its ok November 22nd is still a few weeks away "
I expect this may go over the heads of many | |||
"Xmas decorations going up today, KT "Please supply 3 reasons as to why they should not? | |||
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"I've got a bad feeling about this...
Its ok November 22nd is still a few weeks away
I expect this may go over the heads of many"As long as you got it  | |||
"I've got a bad feeling about this...
Its ok November 22nd is still a few weeks away
I expect this may go over the heads of many
As long as you got it "Ye are all loosing the run of yourselves | |||
"I've got a bad feeling about this...
Its ok November 22nd is still a few weeks away "Ah now | |||
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"Bah humbug it's too early yet ,,"its sooo not | |||
"Bah humbug it's too early yet ,,
its sooo not"Wake me up in December | |||
"Bah humbug it's too early yet ,,
its sooo not
Wake me up in December "youre gonna have to come to my grotto I mean house for crimbo sometime | |||
"Bah humbug it's too early yet ,,
its sooo not
Wake me up in December
youre gonna have to come to my grotto I mean house for crimbo sometime "Oh I definitely will. I will bring more tinsel | |||
"Bah humbug it's too early yet ,,
its sooo not
Wake me up in December
youre gonna have to come to my grotto I mean house for crimbo sometime
Oh I definitely will. I will bring more tinsel "nice one. Mountain of profiteroles it is | |||
"Bah humbug it's too early yet ,,
its sooo not
Wake me up in December
youre gonna have to come to my grotto I mean house for crimbo sometime
Oh I definitely will. I will bring more tinsel
nice one. Mountain of profiteroles it is"Now that sounds good | |||
"I love Christmas too but I'll give it another couple of weeks before I put 'Die Hard' on "We should all simultaneously watch the best Christmas movie together! Yippee ki yay | |||
"Awww jesus!!!! No!!!!!!! " It's his birthday for crying out loud  | |||
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"I love Christmas too but I'll give it another couple of weeks before I put 'Die Hard' on
We should all simultaneously watch the best Christmas movie together!
Yippee ki yay "Mother Fucker | |||
"How do you report an entire thread? "Oi Ebenezer! Shut your goddam mouth 
Joy to the world for Kaizer has come, let earth receive KT.... | |||
"I love Christmas too but I'll give it another couple of weeks before I put 'Die Hard' on
We should all simultaneously watch the best Christmas movie together!
Yippee ki yay
Mother Fucker "Welcome to the party pal  | |||
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"With Hallows Eve out of the way it's officially Christmas
Ding dong merrily on high
"And a happy new year to all at thunderkiss enterprises | |||
"With Hallows Eve out of the way it's officially Christmas
Ding dong merrily on high
And a happy new year to all at thunderkiss enterprises"
And many happy returns to you and yours | |||
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"With Hallows Eve out of the way it's officially Christmas
Ding dong merrily on high
"Mr.K, I could slap you....under my Christmas tree   ?? | |||
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"With Hallows Eve out of the way it's officially Christmas
Ding dong merrily on high
Mr.K, I could slap you....under my Christmas tree ?? "Anywhere but the face
The bott is primed | |||
"Martin: There’s something about Christmas. There’s something about it that creeps inside and finds the child in you. Martin: I was having a look around the shops to see what Santa might be bringing the boys. There was this train set. Old style, black engines, maroon stripe, green and black carriages, all set up. And the sound it made, soft, it cut right through all the space 80s screeches in the place – and I remembered another Christmas morning, waking up, the windows frosted over with cold. You could see your breath. And the thing that woke me was that sound and I didn’t dare hope, sliding out of bed, cold to the floor, and there it was going round and round on the bedroom rug. I ran down, could barely speak. Mam and Dad were sitting there. Mam: What is it? Martin: The teapot covered in that knitted cosy and the smell of hot milky tea. Young Martin: Dad, you’ll never guess what Santa brought. Martin: You’ll never guess what Santa brought, I said. Dad: Well doesn’t that beat Banagher. Mark: Well doesn’t that beat Banagher. Dad: A train set, no less Mark: A train set, no less Dad: Isn’t Santa the smart fella. Martin: Isn’t Santa the smart fella. Turn the moment gold with Barry’s Gold Blend Tea. Martin: So last night, when I came home with the train set, Mary couldn’t believe it. Wife: Ah Martin, sure that’s not what they wanted at all. Martin: That’s not what they wanted at all, she said. Santa will bring them what they want, I said. This is from me. Put the kettle on, we’ll have a cup of tea." | |||
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