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over a year ago
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"I once got caught masterbating by my neighbour who was cleaning his window.
 bet he was!! Cleanest windows on the street he has"
All joking aside he cleans his windows at least once a week and always when I'm home  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive had 4 car crashes where my car has been written off....and never needed hospital treatment
Blessed, and not a taxi driver I hope "
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By *NawtyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I once got caught masterbating by my neighbour who was cleaning his window.
bet he was!! Cleanest windows on the street he has
All joking aside he cleans his windows at least once a week and always when I'm home "
I love a cheeky day time, curtains open in the sun play |
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"I've died twice but still here hard to kill a bad thing
Wow, how? Can u say?
Also any white lights? "
2 bad accidents, one when I was young was on life support for 3 months and the second a few years ago had to be revived in the ambulance. Unfortunately for me no white light or anything but a very weird sence of calm if that make sence |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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I love the fact I can link 2 of these threads together.
I was once working front of stage beside Beyoncé and had to drag a guy out of the crowd because he had his jeans open mastubating up against female members of the audience |
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By *NawtyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I've been mugged 11 times.
What ... 11 no! After the first they'd know im broke no point.
Yup. South Africa and Honduras did not take well to me. "
Oh belle I was going to make a joke about u being in S Africa and mr said no, bad taste lol
Mental though 11 times! |
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By *NawtyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I love the fact I can link 2 of these threads together.
I was once working front of stage beside Beyoncé and had to drag a guy out of the crowd because he had his jeans open mastubating up against female members of the audience "
A. So creepy
B. Linking Bey and which other one lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been mugged 11 times.
What ... 11 no! After the first they'd know im broke no point.
Yup. South Africa and Honduras did not take well to me.
Oh belle I was going to make a joke about u being in S Africa and mr said no, bad taste lol
Mental though 11 times! "
Dm it to me! I love a bold joke!
Yeah. Disaster. |
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I attended a course where Salma Hayek was in my class 
Swit swoo hope she was ur study buddy"
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There was about 200 others on the course so might have been one or two of the lads there willing to carry her books for her
She looks a bit different without the snake and with some clothes on, I might add  |
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"I once got caught masterbating by my neighbour who was cleaning his window.
bet he was!! Cleanest windows on the street he has"
I caught a very attractive woman in Waterford masturbating while I was cleaning my windows once!!
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By *NawtyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago
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I attended a course where Salma Hayek was in my class
She's absolutely gorgeous...what was the class
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Quantum physics
...I'm not making this up btw
100% true"
I bet she was doing research for a role |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got arrested and fined in Belgium for stealing a Bus Stop Sign, all 10ft Pole of it
Not surprised... bet u had a collection of traffic cones and signage in ur room
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A serious collection...
The only reason I got caught was trying to put it back a fortnight later while pissed, the cop car passed while I was leaving the apartment block.
Worth the €100 fine |
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By *NawtyCpl OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I've got arrested and fined in Belgium for stealing a Bus Stop Sign, all 10ft Pole of it
Not surprised... bet u had a collection of traffic cones and signage in ur room
A serious collection...
The only reason I got caught was trying to put it back a fortnight later while pissed, the cop car passed while I was leaving the apartment block.
Worth the €100 fine"
Legend  |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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"I was in Galway one weekend and met a fit looking guy in a well known bar, took an eye to him and we shifted a few times and had a few drinks. After the club was ended he was grabbing his jacket from the cloak room and to meet him outside. I was pretty d*unk and when I got outside I could have sworn his whole outfit changed but he seemed to recognise me when I started to approach. I put it down to the lights and the shots of tequila so we began our trek on the cobbles back to my hotel. Mandatory stop was needed at Supermacs and after my curry chip was in hand, I come out and thought I was seeing double! Turns out I had shifted twins, and unintentionally offered each of them back to my room. It got too weird and the boys began to argue who met me first and so forth.. I walked off as they began pleading with me and I happily ate my curry chip on the way lol. I wasn't getting in between family feuds like that, plus I had 50% chance of bringing the evil one home for the night  "
Haha that reminded me of the time I was in a nightclub in Liverpool.
I got chatting with a girl and we had a few kisses. I went to the bar and got a drink, turned around and she was behind me.
We kissed again and she brought me downstairs to the toilets. We did what needed to be done.
After that we went back up to the bar to get drinks. While talking to her at the bar, I turned and saw the girl I was kissing earlier.
Turned out the girl that brought me down to the toilet was a different girl altogether.
It goes without saying that quite a lot of drink was had that weekend in Liverpool |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once got caught masterbating by my neighbour who was cleaning his window.
bet he was!! Cleanest windows on the street he has
All joking aside he cleans his windows at least once a week and always when I'm home
I love a cheeky day time, curtains open in the sun play "
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"I was in Galway one weekend and met a fit looking guy in a well known bar, took an eye to him and we shifted a few times and had a few drinks. After the club was ended he was grabbing his jacket from the cloak room and to meet him outside. I was pretty d*unk and when I got outside I could have sworn his whole outfit changed but he seemed to recognise me when I started to approach. I put it down to the lights and the shots of tequila so we began our trek on the cobbles back to my hotel. Mandatory stop was needed at Supermacs and after my curry chip was in hand, I come out and thought I was seeing double! Turns out I had shifted twins, and unintentionally offered each of them back to my room. It got too weird and the boys began to argue who met me first and so forth.. I walked off as they began pleading with me and I happily ate my curry chip on the way lol. I wasn't getting in between family feuds like that, plus I had 50% chance of bringing the evil one home for the night
Haha that reminded me of the time I was in a nightclub in Liverpool.
I got chatting with a girl and we had a few kisses. I went to the bar and got a drink, turned around and she was behind me.
We kissed again and she brought me downstairs to the toilets. We did what needed to be done.
After that we went back up to the bar to get drinks. While talking to her at the bar, I turned and saw the girl I was kissing earlier.
Turned out the girl that brought me down to the toilet was a different girl altogether.
It goes without saying that quite a lot of drink was had that weekend in Liverpool "
Be worse if you continued to try pull the first girl  drink is the devil... But I do love me some divilment  |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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"I was in Galway one weekend and met a fit looking guy in a well known bar, took an eye to him and we shifted a few times and had a few drinks. After the club was ended he was grabbing his jacket from the cloak room and to meet him outside. I was pretty d*unk and when I got outside I could have sworn his whole outfit changed but he seemed to recognise me when I started to approach. I put it down to the lights and the shots of tequila so we began our trek on the cobbles back to my hotel. Mandatory stop was needed at Supermacs and after my curry chip was in hand, I come out and thought I was seeing double! Turns out I had shifted twins, and unintentionally offered each of them back to my room. It got too weird and the boys began to argue who met me first and so forth.. I walked off as they began pleading with me and I happily ate my curry chip on the way lol. I wasn't getting in between family feuds like that, plus I had 50% chance of bringing the evil one home for the night
Haha that reminded me of the time I was in a nightclub in Liverpool.
I got chatting with a girl and we had a few kisses. I went to the bar and got a drink, turned around and she was behind me.
We kissed again and she brought me downstairs to the toilets. We did what needed to be done.
After that we went back up to the bar to get drinks. While talking to her at the bar, I turned and saw the girl I was kissing earlier.
Turned out the girl that brought me down to the toilet was a different girl altogether.
It goes without saying that quite a lot of drink was had that weekend in Liverpool
Be worse if you continued to try pull the first girl drink is the devil... But I do love me some divilment "
Yeah the aul' lads weekends in Liverpool were great craic. Fuck I miss them  |
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I met sir alex ferguson in my local bar when he was retiring in early 2000,told him why he shouldnt and 5 days later he reversed his decision,my 3rd and last time to meet him and he was a gent everytime i had the pleasure to meet him x |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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I once went into Major Toms bar to have a pint early one saturday afternoon
Sitting on my own at the bar ...place nearly empty. Paul Gascoigne with Chris Evans came in and sat beside me and we had a fair few beers ..great craic |
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"I once went into Major Toms bar to have a pint early one saturday afternoon
Sitting on my own at the bar ...place nearly empty. Paul Gascoigne with Chris Evans came in and sat beside me and we had a fair few beers ..great craic "
Thats a proper sesh bud,did the same in altricham and kevin webster from corrie came in with other members from corrie,he was great craic and we left fairly hammered,id love to meet gazza,what a player  |
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Was flying back from Birmingham one Friday after work as usual and as soon as I looked up a guy caught my eye.. thought Billy Connolly.. but no it’s not him but I know him.. my seat on the plane was across from his and he looked at me as we got off the plane.. he knew he was rumbled.. couldn’t put a name on him though.. I walked after him and got his autograph nobody knew him.. at the baggage carousel I asked him again for a pic with me as his guitar came out.. Robert Plant.. Rock legend couldn’t be cooler.. had a quick chat and off he popped.. not one person had a clue who he was.. good old Ireland. |
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During a relatives stag party a good few years back we had went over to Leeds England, on the 1st night we where all in a large night club with loads of different floors when 4 blokes not connected to our Stag came out of the toilets after subsequently and unbeknown to me / us had taken copious amounts of cocaine, one of them OD’d and slid down the wall fell un conscious and not breathing to the floor, the 3 other blokes with him vanished like rats up a drain pipe (nice friends) and I went over to start CPR on him, I did the DRABC stuff and new from experience that he was in a very bad way ie no response not breathing no carotid pulse, within a few seconds of starting CPR 2 blokes came over to me and started doing the CPR with me them doing the chest compressions in turn and me doing the rescue breaths (mouth to mouth)... the music continued to play and no house lights came on... we continued with the CPR and we quickly learned through shouting over the loud music to each other that we where all in the same profession and started to slag each other off just like how we would as if we where at our normal place of work as they pumped the chest in turn and I continued with the rescue breaths, I had never met these two blokes before in my life but it felt as if I’d known them both an eternity! within 2 minutes or so they made a personal banter insult to me whilst we where doing the CPR that only someone in our profession would understand and I laughed with them and knew this black humour was how we survive tough moments & times whilst doing our job when things like this happen (the slagging actually made me feel at ease)... then an off duty resuscitation nurse came over and also started to help us then several minutes later still continuing the CPR the Ambulance arrived and nurse knew the 2 Paramedics from the local hospital they made professional exchanges of what had happened etc, they quickly took him away on a stretcher with help from several door staff into the back of an Ambulance outside and quickly off to A&E... I never found out if he lived or died? and never even got the names of the two blokes and the nurse who also helped out... a crowd had gathered in the midst of all the commotion including most of the blokes from our stag party, some of them where crying with what they had just witnessed and all of them clapped our efforts as the music played on and we went back to what you do best on stag doo’s... I was bought quite a few drinks that night and a lot of blokes on the stag who I didn’t know until now came over shook my hand and thanked me, I felt humbled but never really thought much of it other than I was just trying to help someone in serious need of help and thinking if I had of collapsed I just hoped someone might try & help me in a similar situation? (not by taking drugs though as I don’t do drugs full stop lol) a surreal experience to say the least but one I will never forget lol
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"Mr is not on any social network bar Fab and Mrs was on the list of candidates to Olimpics. "
I get what you mean of how Mrs.was an Olympic candidate ,.. seriously fit looking body ... seriously fit looking. |
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"During a relatives stag party a good few years back we had went over to Leeds England, on the 1st night we where all in a large night club with loads of different floors when 4 blokes not connected to our Stag came out of the toilets after subsequently and unbeknown to me / us had taken copious amounts of cocaine, one of them OD’d and slid down the wall fell un conscious and not breathing to the floor, the 3 other blokes with him vanished like rats up a drain pipe (nice friends) and I went over to start CPR on him, I did the DRABC stuff and new from experience that he was in a very bad way ie no response not breathing no carotid pulse, within a few seconds of starting CPR 2 blokes came over to me and started doing the CPR with me them doing the chest compressions in turn and me doing the rescue breaths (mouth to mouth)... the music continued to play and no house lights came on... we continued with the CPR and we quickly learned through shouting over the loud music to each other that we where all in the same profession and started to slag each other off just like how we would as if we where at our normal place of work as they pumped the chest in turn and I continued with the rescue breaths, I had never met these two blokes before in my life but it felt as if I’d known them both an eternity! within 2 minutes or so they made a personal banter insult to me whilst we where doing the CPR that only someone in our profession would understand and I laughed with them and knew this black humour was how we survive tough moments & times whilst doing our job when things like this happen (the slagging actually made me feel at ease)... then an off duty resuscitation nurse came over and also started to help us then several minutes later still continuing the CPR the Ambulance arrived and nurse knew the 2 Paramedics from the local hospital they made professional exchanges of what had happened etc, they quickly took him away on a stretcher with help from several door staff into the back of an Ambulance outside and quickly off to A&E... I never found out if he lived or died? and never even got the names of the two blokes and the nurse who also helped out... a crowd had gathered in the midst of all the commotion including most of the blokes from our stag party, some of them where crying with what they had just witnessed and all of them clapped our efforts as the music played on and we went back to what you do best on stag doo’s... I was bought quite a few drinks that night and a lot of blokes on the stag who I didn’t know until now came over shook my hand and thanked me, I felt humbled but never really thought much of it other than I was just trying to help someone in serious need of help and thinking if I had of collapsed I just hoped someone might try & help me in a similar situation? (not by taking drugs though as I don’t do drugs full stop lol) a surreal experience to say the least but one I will never forget lol
J "
AWESOME.. FUCKING AWESOME..HUGE SALUTE TO YOU ..HUGE SALUTE  |
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"Was flying back from Birmingham one Friday after work as usual and as soon as I looked up a guy caught my eye.. thought Billy Connolly.. but no it’s not him but I know him.. my seat on the plane was across from his and he looked at me as we got off the plane.. he knew he was rumbled.. couldn’t put a name on him though.. I walked after him and got his autograph nobody knew him.. at the baggage carousel I asked him again for a pic with me as his guitar came out.. Robert Plant.. Rock legend couldn’t be cooler.. had a quick chat and off he popped.. not one person had a clue who he was.. good old Ireland. "
Aww FFS !!! ..How brilliant was that !!! .way ta go .. Robert Plant ..jeez...great memory and autograph to have |
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"I met sir alex ferguson in my local bar when he was retiring in early 2000,told him why he shouldnt and 5 days later he reversed his decision,my 3rd and last time to meet him and he was a gent everytime i had the pleasure to meet him x"
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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I'm so terrified of getting a woman pregnant that I'm becoming a little bit afraid of random sex now that I'm getting on with age.
I met a girl through a friend a few weeks ago, we got on well, few phone chats and while we hadn't set a date, we agreed we'd meet up at some stage.
My first though was, what if I get her pregnant?, and now I'm putting off meeting her.
I'm using the lockdown to buy me some time to think about it. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I'm so terrified of getting a woman pregnant that I'm becoming a little bit afraid of random sex now that I'm getting on with age.
I met a girl through a friend a few weeks ago, we got on well, few phone chats and while we hadn't set a date, we agreed we'd meet up at some stage.
My first though was, what if I get her pregnant?, and now I'm putting off meeting her.
I'm using the lockdown to buy me some time to think about it."
If you're 100% certain you never want kids and its effecting you like that would you not have a vasectomy to put your mind at ease |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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"I'm so terrified of getting a woman pregnant that I'm becoming a little bit afraid of random sex now that I'm getting on with age.
I met a girl through a friend a few weeks ago, we got on well, few phone chats and while we hadn't set a date, we agreed we'd meet up at some stage.
My first though was, what if I get her pregnant?, and now I'm putting off meeting her.
I'm using the lockdown to buy me some time to think about it.
If you're 100% certain you never want kids and its effecting you like that would you not have a vasectomy to put your mind at ease "
I don't get enough sex to justify the snip |
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"I'm so terrified of getting a woman pregnant that I'm becoming a little bit afraid of random sex now that I'm getting on with age.
I met a girl through a friend a few weeks ago, we got on well, few phone chats and while we hadn't set a date, we agreed we'd meet up at some stage.
My first though was, what if I get her pregnant?, and now I'm putting off meeting her.
I'm using the lockdown to buy me some time to think about it.
If you're 100% certain you never want kids and its effecting you like that would you not have a vasectomy to put your mind at ease
I don't get enough sex to justify the snip "
It only takes once, get it done!! |
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"I'm so terrified of getting a woman pregnant that I'm becoming a little bit afraid of random sex now that I'm getting on with age.
I met a girl through a friend a few weeks ago, we got on well, few phone chats and while we hadn't set a date, we agreed we'd meet up at some stage.
My first though was, what if I get her pregnant?, and now I'm putting off meeting her.
I'm using the lockdown to buy me some time to think about it.
If you're 100% certain you never want kids and its effecting you like that would you not have a vasectomy to put your mind at ease
I don't get enough sex to justify the snip
It only takes once, get it done!!"
I have been considering it alright
Anyhow, I don't want to turn the thread into a discussion about my bits, so back to the stories....
Pat Smear from Foo Fighters is the reason I drink Heineken.
I was backstage at Reading '98 in the queue for the bar tent and Pat was in front of me. When I got to the bar and asked for Carlsberg the barman said, "He got the last ones", pointing at Pat.
He told me I could wait a few minutes or there was Heineken if I wanted that.
I took the Heineken and the rest is history. |
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