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over a year ago
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Did you know that part of the brain shuts down upon orgasm?
*The part of the brain that controls behaviour and reasoning 
That finally explains the erratic behaviours witnessed on Fab on a daily basis   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An orgasm is called 'la petite morte' in france which means little death.. Which is cute asf 
Thats why we need our little nap ...to die a little "
Men lol at least us girls can keep going  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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The male argonaut octopus is 30 times smaller than the female and mates with her remotely by detaching a sex tentacle pre-loaded with sperm which wriggles its way into her mantle where it lives until she’s in the mood to use
Thats some orgasm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An orgasm is called 'la petite morte' in france which means little death.. Which is cute asf
Thats why we need our little nap ...to die a little
Men lol at least us girls can keep going "
Preech.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know that part of the brain shuts down upon orgasm?
*The part of the brain that controls behaviour and reasoning
That finally explains the erratic behaviours witnessed on Fab on a daily basis "
You're crediting these people with having a brain the first place? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women. "
Are you mad? I'd swap childbirth, periods and menopause anyday |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.
Are you mad? I'd swap childbirth, periods and menopause anyday"
Just no thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you know that part of the brain shuts down upon orgasm?
*The part of the brain that controls behaviour and reasoning
That finally explains the erratic behaviours witnessed on Fab on a daily basis
You're crediting these people with having a brain the first place?"
Oh you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.
Are you mad? I'd swap childbirth, periods and menopause anyday"
Listen. You and I both know if men got periods there'd be a fucking cure already, you'd take one pill one time and that'd be menopause over and done with, and childbirth would be a 5 min out patient procedure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An orgasm is called 'la petite morte' in france which means little death.. Which is cute asf
Thats why we need our little nap ...to die a little
Men lol at least us girls can keep going "
That’s why Gangbangs are perfect for the greedy girl.. next..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An orgasm is called 'la petite morte' in france which means little death.. Which is cute asf
Thats why we need our little nap ...to die a little
Men lol at least us girls can keep going "
That's the way ye're built..ladies are like the Duracell bunnies ..they can just keep on going as long as the going is good..bless 'em  |
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"Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth
Isn't that nice? "
I heard that before. I was too busy screaming and thinking of ways to murder people while humming the theme tune of spongebob squarepants to notice so it cant have been that good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ladies can also experience orgasms during childbirth
Isn't that nice?
I heard that before. I was too busy screaming and thinking of ways to murder people while humming the theme tune of spongebob squarepants to notice so it cant have been that good"
Priceless |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134
Shiver me timbers 
Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour "
16
Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134
Shiver me timbers
Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour
16
Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it "
Not much sleep between them then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134
Shiver me timbers
Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour
16
Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it
Not much sleep between them then "
Or cigars!? |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134
Shiver me timbers
Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour
16
Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it
Not much sleep between them then
Or cigars!? "
Or applause |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134
Shiver me timbers
Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour
16
Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it
Not much sleep between them then
Or cigars!?
Or applause "
No pausing Bogman |
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By *oguish1Man
over a year ago
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"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women. "
That is how we know God is a woman!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.
That is how we know God is a woman!!!"
Correct! |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134
Shiver me timbers
Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour
16
Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it
Not much sleep between them then
Or cigars!?
Or applause
No pausing Bogman "
Ive to chase the fuckers round a field first ...I need to collapse never mind pause |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The world record for number of orgasms in hour for a lady is 134
Shiver me timbers
Wonder what the record is for number of male orgasms in one hour
16
Fucking hell he must have had the kidneys pulled out by the end of it
Not much sleep between them then
Or cigars!?
Or applause
No pausing Bogman
Ive to chase the fuckers round a field first ...I need to collapse never mind pause "
The sheep? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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An orgasm releases endorphins into the bloodstream which are a natural relaxant and painkiller. So if your partner says they aren't in the mood because they have a headache...
Also, it is impossible for a woman to truly fake an orgasm, but a man can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women. "
Yes, evolution's cruelest trick by far. Unless you're some mad tantric twat like Sting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.
Yes, evolution's cruelest trick by far. Unless you're some mad tantric twat like Sting. "
He's done alright for a " twat " ..one of the greatest vocalists/bass player/songwriter/humanitarians of any life time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.
Yes, evolution's cruelest trick by far. Unless you're some mad tantric twat like Sting.
He's done alright for a " twat " ..one of the greatest vocalists/bass player/songwriter/humanitarians of any life time "
Didnt he also carve out a career as a pro wrestler?
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"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.
Yes, evolution's cruelest trick by far. Unless you're some mad tantric twat like Sting.
He's done alright for a " twat " ..one of the greatest vocalists/bass player/songwriter/humanitarians of any life time
Didnt he also carve out a career as a pro wrestler?
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Let's not forget his "acting" career either |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have to say, I rarely feel sorry for men. But I do when it comes to orgasms. Theirs are always so short and sweet and... Limited. We definitely won the sexual lottery as women.
Yes, evolution's cruelest trick by far. Unless you're some mad tantric twat like Sting.
He's done alright for a " twat " ..one of the greatest vocalists/bass player/songwriter/humanitarians of any life time
Didnt he also carve out a career as a pro wrestler?
Let's not forget his "acting" career either"
When you talk about Sting's past glories is he Stang or Stung?! |
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