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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To celebrate the rebirth of Lockdown. Genie Kaizer has returned to grant all you deserving souls 3 wishes 
What 3 wishes would you make?
Just rub the lamp nice and slow (at first)!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To celebrate the rebirth of Lockdown. Genie Kaizer has returned to grant all you deserving souls 3 wishes
What 3 wishes would you make?
Just rub the lamp nice and slow (at first)! "
1-all ppl that I love and care for to stay healthy and happy
2-that me and my tribe always have enough to do us
3-for three more wishes please
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No 1 No more Covid 19
No 2 No more Covid 19
No 3 No more Covid 19
That's gonna take some time.
Bear with the Manbeast Padre "
Okay Padre, Kaizer made a few calls
Instead of no Covid how does 3 crates of Corona Light sound |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To celebrate the rebirth of Lockdown. Genie Kaizer has returned to grant all you deserving souls 3 wishes
What 3 wishes would you make?
Just rub the lamp nice and slow (at first)!
1-all ppl that I love and care for to stay healthy and happy
2-that me and my tribe always have enough to do us
3-for three more wishes please
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Granted what's the 3 more wishes? |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.
2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.
3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.
2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.
3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with. "
Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!? 
Granted (reluctantly) |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.
2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.
3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.
Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?
Granted (reluctantly) "
Go big or go home Kaizer 
I should have asked for more wishes tho. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.
2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.
3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.
Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?
Granted (reluctantly)
Go big or go home Kaizer
I should have asked for more wishes tho. "
Okay the virus issue is common and a work in progress
The rest is granted
You're welcome..... Now dont come back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Me,Jason momoa and hunnam mmf
2. All this shite to be over
3. A few inches on my height
Clarify "shite" please Madame? "
Covid , the ruination of every plan made this year  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.
2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.
3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.
Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?
Granted (reluctantly)
Go big or go home Kaizer
I should have asked for more wishes tho.
Okay the virus issue is common and a work in progress
The rest is granted
You're welcome..... Now dont come back "
Pfft |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. Me,Jason momoa and hunnam mmf
2. All this shite to be over
3. A few inches on my height
Clarify "shite" please Madame?
Covid , the ruination of every plan made this year "
All Covid related Wishes have been logged with ThunderkissEnterprises©.
At this juncture all that can be given is 6 week old Corona Light.
But we'll get there ASAP |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.
2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.
3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.
Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?
Granted (reluctantly)
Go big or go home Kaizer
I should have asked for more wishes tho.
Okay the virus issue is common and a work in progress
The rest is granted
You're welcome..... Now dont come back
Pfft "
Its h'attitude like that, that kinda makes Kaizer wanna withdraw all your grantings Booboo |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.
2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.
3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.
Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?
Granted (reluctantly)
Go big or go home Kaizer
I should have asked for more wishes tho.
Okay the virus issue is common and a work in progress
The rest is granted
You're welcome..... Now dont come back
Pfft
Its h'attitude like that, that kinda makes Kaizer wanna withdraw all your grantings Booboo "
So fickle  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. Get rid of covid and any other virus like it.
2. Keep family and friends happy and healthy.
3 get time off where I can actually get a night away with the person I want to just have a lot of naked fun with.
Fucking hell Booboo you don't ask for much do you!?
Granted (reluctantly)
Go big or go home Kaizer
I should have asked for more wishes tho.
Okay the virus issue is common and a work in progress
The rest is granted
You're welcome..... Now dont come back
Pfft
Its h'attitude like that, that kinda makes Kaizer wanna withdraw all your grantings Booboo
So fickle "
Whoah Whoah Whoah!
Don't F bomb the Manbeast |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. A nights sleep
2. A nights sleep
3. See 1. and 2.
After that anything is possible. "
Granted
All you need to do RB is turn on an overhyped loada shite called "Game of Thrones" seasons 2 to 5 inclusive, in particular!
It was big in the shtates |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"1. A nights sleep
2. A nights sleep
3. See 1. and 2.
After that anything is possible.
I'll sing you a lullaby that will definitely put you to sleep
Are my ankles safe from that hammer?   "
Of course they are would I do that
I'm your biggest fan |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"1. A nights sleep
2. A nights sleep
3. See 1. and 2.
After that anything is possible.
I'll sing you a lullaby that will definitely put you to sleep
Are my ankles safe from that hammer?
Of course they are would I do that
I'm your biggest fan "
Now where have I read this before |
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"1. A nights sleep
2. A nights sleep
3. See 1. and 2.
After that anything is possible.
I'll sing you a lullaby that will definitely put you to sleep
Are my ankles safe from that hammer?
Of course they are would I do that
I'm your biggest fan
Now where have I read this before "
Ask James Caan |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer
1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater
2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do
3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"1. A nights sleep
2. A nights sleep
3. See 1. and 2.
After that anything is possible.
I'll sing you a lullaby that will definitely put you to sleep
Are my ankles safe from that hammer?
Of course they are would I do that
I'm your biggest fan
Now where have I read this before
Ask James Caan "
Ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer
1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater
2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do
3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish "
Allow Kaizer to digress!
Did you ever see the documentary about the lady in Shhhhhtates that sued McDonald's over hot coffee burning her thighs??
World peace is happening tomorrow |
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1) an auto translate function that accurately conveys tone in text messages
2) gracefulness - I am sick of being clumsy & uncoordinated
3) enough money to be able to ensure no one on this island has to be homeless or hungry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wish 1) Kaizer would stop referring to himself in the third person.
No!
Kaizer's wishes he knew who you were?! 
The dublinjock will not share "
Touché DJ.... Touché
Now that you've wasted one wish, Kaizer shall grant you two more!
You're welcome |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer
1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater
2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do
3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish
Allow Kaizer to digress!
Did you ever see the documentary about the lady in Shhhhhtates that sued McDonald's over hot coffee burning her thighs??
World peace is happening tomorrow "
I can't sue myself I made the coffee...its my company
Good that world peace is breaking out tomorrow
So you're not giving me the money then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer
1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater
2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do
3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish
Allow Kaizer to digress!
Did you ever see the documentary about the lady in Shhhhhtates that sued McDonald's over hot coffee burning her thighs??
World peace is happening tomorrow
I can't sue myself I made the coffee...its my company
Good that world peace is breaking out tomorrow
So you're not giving me the money then "
Shhhhhh Bogman..... Just Shhhhhh  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer
1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater
2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do
3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish
Allow Kaizer to digress!
Did you ever see the documentary about the lady in Shhhhhtates that sued McDonald's over hot coffee burning her thighs??
World peace is happening tomorrow
I can't sue myself I made the coffee...its my company
Good that world peace is breaking out tomorrow
So you're not giving me the money then
Shhhhhh Bogman..... Just Shhhhhh "
oooooh yeah......don't want any money stupid idea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer
1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater
2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do
3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish
Allow Kaizer to digress!
Did you ever see the documentary about the lady in Shhhhhtates that sued McDonald's over hot coffee burning her thighs??
World peace is happening tomorrow
I can't sue myself I made the coffee...its my company
Good that world peace is breaking out tomorrow
So you're not giving me the money then
Shhhhhh Bogman..... Just Shhhhhh
oooooh yeah......don't want any money stupid idea "
Mistakes were made
FYI World peace is expected at around about 5pm tomorrow |
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"I'd like the following wishes please Kaizer
1...The ability to time travel ...could come in handy since I've just spilled a hot cup of coffee all over my bollox and am now sitting in the office with my jeans on a heater
2....unlimited funds...a lot done ...more to do
3.....world peace....sure look someone needed to sort out that with a wish
Allow Kaizer to digress!
Did you ever see the documentary about the lady in Shhhhhtates that sued McDonald's over hot coffee burning her thighs??
World peace is happening tomorrow
I can't sue myself I made the coffee...its my company
Good that world peace is breaking out tomorrow
So you're not giving me the money then
Shhhhhh Bogman..... Just Shhhhhh
oooooh yeah......don't want any money stupid idea "
I’ll lend you one of my Colin Farrells if that’s any good to you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’d wish for:
time travel
2 Colin Farrells
And a million wishes
Is that 2 x Colin Farrells?
Yes. Two x Colin Farrells please. I was going to ask for three but I didn’t want to be greedy. "
Kaizer get you Colm Farrell and Colin O'Farrelly
Neither can act but they'll drink ya under the table |
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"I’d wish for:
time travel
2 Colin Farrells
And a million wishes
Is that 2 x Colin Farrells?
Yes. Two x Colin Farrells please. I was going to ask for three but I didn’t want to be greedy.
Kaizer get you Colm Farrell and Colin O'Farrelly
Neither can act but they'll drink ya under the table "
Who?
FYI I’m not interested in him for his acting ability.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’d wish for:
time travel
2 Colin Farrells
And a million wishes
Is that 2 x Colin Farrells?
Yes. Two x Colin Farrells please. I was going to ask for three but I didn’t want to be greedy.
Kaizer get you Colm Farrell and Colin O'Farrelly
Neither can act but they'll drink ya under the table
Who?
FYI I’m not interested in him for his acting ability. "
Well the 2 lads said they'd "rattle ya sideways"! Whatever that means?! 
So granted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1 To be as cool as Kaiser
2 Bring back the TV show Hannibal
3 One drive off a formula 1 car"
1. Impossible
2. That was good show wasn't it
3. Granted! We just need Mondello to reopen for bookings
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd wish for.
1) The ability to be anywhere instantly.
2) Good health and fortune to my Family and Friends.
3) For people to be more empathetic. Would sort a lot of world issues out!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No 1 No more Covid 19
No 2 No more Covid 19
No 3 No more Covid 19
That's gonna take some time.
Bear with the Manbeast Padre
Okay Padre, Kaizer made a few calls
Instead of no Covid how does 3 crates of Corona Light sound "
. Now you are talkin...is that 3 crates each |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No 1 No more Covid 19
No 2 No more Covid 19
No 3 No more Covid 19
That's gonna take some time.
Bear with the Manbeast Padre
Okay Padre, Kaizer made a few calls
Instead of no Covid how does 3 crates of Corona Light sound . Now you are talkin...is that 3 crates each "
3 crates for you buddy
Don't mind "best before 08/2020" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kaizer is working on the time travel requests!
What we really need is plutonium and a flux capacitor "
Still have my pass for BNFL. Not sure if Ryanair will let me bring it on as cabin baggage though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No 1 No more Covid 19
No 2 No more Covid 19
No 3 No more Covid 19
That's gonna take some time.
Bear with the Manbeast Padre
Okay Padre, Kaizer made a few calls
Instead of no Covid how does 3 crates of Corona Light sound . Now you are talkin...is that 3 crates each
3 crates for you buddy
Don't mind "best before 08/2020""
Be grand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No 1 No more Covid 19
No 2 No more Covid 19
No 3 No more Covid 19
That's gonna take some time.
Bear with the Manbeast Padre
Okay Padre, Kaizer made a few calls
Instead of no Covid how does 3 crates of Corona Light sound . Now you are talkin...is that 3 crates each
3 crates for you buddy
Don't mind "best before 08/2020" Be grand"
Once you get the first few into ya it's all gravy |
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