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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?  |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting? "
I like farting when I'm out walking so I can hear the little squeaks as my cheeks move |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shiver your timbers Are you saying we are allowed to fart in public?
Do we not have to have a mask on it ?  "
Ah Fastie the mask goes on the money maker  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?
I like farting when I'm out walking so I can hear the little squeaks as my cheeks move"
Is this dream or reality G-Dogg? |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?
I like farting when I'm out walking so I can hear the little squeaks as my cheeks move
Is this dream or reality G-Dogg? "
Reality.
In my dreams I fart universes into existence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?
I like farting when I'm out walking so I can hear the little squeaks as my cheeks move
Is this dream or reality G-Dogg?
Reality.
In my dreams I fart universes into existence"
Shiver me timbers that brings a whole new meaning to the term Wormhole  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends exactly where I am I suppose. I was once asked to leave the Apple store having done so.
It's not my fault they don't have any windows  "
"Sorry Sir, but you are just too stinky!
Security will escort you out"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry to ruin the fantasy lads, but we do indeed fart.
You've probably just delighted some bloke and his fantasy "
And once again, I fulfill my purpose in life.
Honestly though, from a woman's perspective, I do NOT appreciate it when a man farts casually in front of me. I'm realistic and I understand that these things sometimes happen by accident. But if he let's one rip and then goes about his business like nothings happened, any attraction is gone for me. A word to the wise. |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?
I like farting when I'm out walking so I can hear the little squeaks as my cheeks move
Is this dream or reality G-Dogg?
Reality.
In my dreams I fart universes into existence
Shiver me timbers that brings a whole new meaning to the term Wormhole "
The universe ends in a black hole but is reborn in a brown hole |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?
I like farting when I'm out walking so I can hear the little squeaks as my cheeks move
Is this dream or reality G-Dogg?
Reality.
In my dreams I fart universes into existence
Shiver me timbers that brings a whole new meaning to the term Wormhole
The universe ends in a black hole but is reborn in a brown hole"
G-Dogg you are deep..... Like the ocean  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If there’s a high chance of getting away with it, drop it like it’s hot"
Technically speaking the chances of being noticed in this current face mask wearing climate is highly unlikely  |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.
This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.
I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.
From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.
One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.
So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.
At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.
She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.
This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.
I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.
From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.
One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.
So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.
At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.
She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple "
Fart porn is a thing!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If there’s a high chance of getting away with it, drop it like it’s hot
Technically speaking the chances of being noticed in this current face mask wearing climate is highly unlikely "
It’s the people without earphones in I’m worried about |
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I has a ex who would fart in bed while I was drifting to sleep, and thought it was amusing to woof the duvet cover up and down so I would get the aroma....many a time I would kick his ass out the bed for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting? "
So Sleepy Gary is notorious for just letting rip we were away for Valentine's day one year and he actually cleared the dancefloor in a night club, the barman had to run around the place with Febreeze.
And then another time we were watching The Last Jedi in the cinema and just as Holda drove her ship at light speed through the First Order ship, when it goes quiet... there he goes again. It improved the film to be honest ha ha |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.
This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.
I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.
From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.
One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.
So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.
At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.
She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple
Fart porn is a thing! "
Hmm, I never considered that maybe she was into it.
Oddly enough I randomly saw her on RTE last week after not seeing her in years. I just heard her name and there she was talking on the telly acting all sophisticated and stuff.
I know though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In my opinion
Men fart when the need comes. They'll openly admit it if it were of the silent persuasion.
On the other hand Women do the exact same. The difference being when of the silent persuasion, they will remain in the area with a look of bewilderment as to where this unearthly smell is emanating from |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If there’s a high chance of getting away with it, drop it like it’s hot
Technically speaking the chances of being noticed in this current face mask wearing climate is highly unlikely
It’s the people without earphones in I’m worried about"
How true! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?
So Sleepy Gary is notorious for just letting rip we were away for Valentine's day one year and he actually cleared the dancefloor in a night club, the barman had to run around the place with Febreeze.
And then another time we were watching The Last Jedi in the cinema and just as Holda drove her ship at light speed through the First Order ship, when it goes quiet... there he goes again. It improved the film to be honest ha ha"
See, I don't mind this. If you're in a relationship with someone it's very different. And let's be honest here, farts are fucking hilariously funny.
But in those early days I think it's best to sneak into another room if you can. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?
So Sleepy Gary is notorious for just letting rip we were away for Valentine's day one year and he actually cleared the dancefloor in a night club, the barman had to run around the place with Febreeze.
And then another time we were watching The Last Jedi in the cinema and just as Holda drove her ship at light speed through the First Order ship, when it goes quiet... there he goes again. It improved the film to be honest ha ha"
The force is strong with this one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.
This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.
I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.
From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.
One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.
So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.
At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.
She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple
Fart porn is a thing!
Hmm, I never considered that maybe she was into it.
Oddly enough I randomly saw her on RTE last week after not seeing her in years. I just heard her name and there she was talking on the telly acting all sophisticated and stuff.
I know though "
But you know the true fart loving her! |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.
This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.
I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.
From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.
One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.
So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.
At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.
She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple
Fart porn is a thing!
Hmm, I never considered that maybe she was into it.
Oddly enough I randomly saw her on RTE last week after not seeing her in years. I just heard her name and there she was talking on the telly acting all sophisticated and stuff.
I know though "
It was claire Byrne |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.
This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.
I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.
From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.
One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.
So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.
At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.
She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple
Fart porn is a thing!
Hmm, I never considered that maybe she was into it.
Oddly enough I randomly saw her on RTE last week after not seeing her in years. I just heard her name and there she was talking on the telly acting all sophisticated and stuff.
I know though
It was claire Byrne "
HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?
So Sleepy Gary is notorious for just letting rip we were away for Valentine's day one year and he actually cleared the dancefloor in a night club, the barman had to run around the place with Febreeze.
And then another time we were watching The Last Jedi in the cinema and just as Holda drove her ship at light speed through the First Order ship, when it goes quiet... there he goes again. It improved the film to be honest ha ha"
If you cant handle me at my stinkiest, you dont deserve me at my mintiest- Marilyn Monroe. |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"This is gonna sound strange but bear with it.
This is a story of what I consider the best prank ever played on me.
I was working with a girl around 15 years ago and we started seeing each other.
From the start it was clear she had no issue with farting, so neither did I. We actually had farting competitions to see who could do the loudest and funniest sounding farts.
One day I told her about a deadly fart I had done the night before so she told me to record them on my phone so she could listen.
So, I had a good one I gave her a listen to and she changed my ringtone to the fart recording without me knowing.
At lunch time when she knew I was in the very small canteen getting my lunch out of the fridge, she rang my phone and everyone in the canteen thought I had farted.
She was a good buzz. It never really got off the ground as we seemed to act more like friends than a couple
Fart porn is a thing!
Hmm, I never considered that maybe she was into it.
Oddly enough I randomly saw her on RTE last week after not seeing her in years. I just heard her name and there she was talking on the telly acting all sophisticated and stuff.
I know though
It was claire Byrne "
You're kinda close with that guess but that's all I'm saying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?
So Sleepy Gary is notorious for just letting rip we were away for Valentine's day one year and he actually cleared the dancefloor in a night club, the barman had to run around the place with Febreeze.
And then another time we were watching The Last Jedi in the cinema and just as Holda drove her ship at light speed through the First Order ship, when it goes quiet... there he goes again. It improved the film to be honest ha ha
If you cant handle me at my stinkiest, you dont deserve me at my mintiest- Marilyn Monroe."
There's a reason her skirts kept blowing up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting? "
https://youtu.be/_XemWdrMBnw
Or even this
https://youtu.be/GxxsP7VWVN8
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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So whats the rule now if you need to fart in bed
Obviously you're not allowed hold her head under the covers but do you run to the bathroom let it rip knowing you can be heard ,and then just say " sorry about that " or pretend it didn't happen at all |
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"So whats the rule now if you need to fart in bed
Obviously you're not allowed hold her head under the covers but do you run to the bathroom let it rip knowing you can be heard ,and then just say " sorry about that " or pretend it didn't happen at all "
preferably outside where i cant bloody smell it |
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"I has a ex who would fart in bed while I was drifting to sleep, and thought it was amusing to woof the duvet cover up and down so I would get the aroma....many a time I would kick his ass out the bed for that "
I had an ex like that too. I should have dumped him the first time he did it. It was just a sign of things to come. |
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In public just keep walking, and try and spread it over as large a distance as possible. This is called "cropdusting". Averaging out the stink. This has the added advantage of rapidly leaving the initial drop zone putting distance between yourself and the initial target area. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a question for the lads, as we all know ladies do not fart!
Do ye let rip willy-nilly or have some decorum and wait for a more private setting?
They cough in there knickers "
They give off a little pot pourri type poof |
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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago
Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun |
"Let people fart away. Once it doesnt smell like rotten bluecheese.
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Ah sure how else can you get people to go away when they're seriously invading your space and ignoring social distancing rules? |
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