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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in two minds about this are the ladies on fab just shy or are they stuck up.Like I mean I have it all the looks the body do i need say more. "
No I think you've said it all. |
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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"Like I mean I have it all the looks the body do i need say more. "
This line reminds of the plane emergency episode in Father Ted.
"I should get the parachute, because I'm great. In fact I think I should get both parachutes incase one doesn't work" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? "
Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you. "
Well that escalated quickly looks like your luck has changed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you. "
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I'm in two minds about this are the ladies on fab just shy or are they stuck up.Like I mean I have it all the looks the body do i need say more. "
The last person to use the picture you also use was gay
Maybe they're getting the profiles mixed up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Well that escalated quickly looks like your luck has changed "
Aren't i the luckiest of ducks  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement "
Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in two minds about this are the ladies on fab just shy or are they stuck up.Like I mean I have it all the looks the body do i need say more.
The last person to use the picture you also use was gay
Maybe they're getting the profiles mixed up "
My bog friend I'm not sure what your trying to say to me. |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Well that escalated quickly looks like your luck has changed
Aren't i the luckiest of ducks "
Clearly yes bet others wish there pulling game was as strong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything. "
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Well that escalated quickly looks like your luck has changed
Aren't i the luckiest of ducks
Clearly yes bet others wish there pulling game was as strong "
Oh im sure you two do not have a problem |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything. "
Near sure she mentioned covid will have her locked up for the foreseeable future |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? "
Well of course I want you just as much as you want me. |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Well that escalated quickly looks like your luck has changed
Aren't i the luckiest of ducks
Clearly yes bet others wish there pulling game was as strong
Oh im sure you two do not have a problem "
Well it's only fair we shall drop you a few pictures let you see |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Well that escalated quickly looks like your luck has changed
Aren't i the luckiest of ducks
Clearly yes bet others wish there pulling game was as strong
Oh im sure you two do not have a problem
Well it's only fair we shall drop you a few pictures let you see "
please do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me."
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless "
Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab. |
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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago
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"Like I mean I have it all the looks the body do i need say more.
This line reminds of the plane emergency episode in Father Ted.
"I should get the parachute, because I'm great. In fact I think I should get both parachutes incase one doesn't work""
Fucking howled at this!!
So brilliant.
(Think this is the second Father Ted quote I came across on a thread this week...keep 'em coming I say  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab. "
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless "
Damm you Dizzee you jumped to the top of the queue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless
Damm you Dizzee you jumped to the top of the queue "
Im ok with sharing with ya rosy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless
Damm you Dizzee you jumped to the top of the queue
Im ok with sharing with ya rosy "
You are quite blessed ladies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? "
Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural ."
So you're knocking me back? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? "
Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa. "
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa. "
Wanna do santa roleplay? You dress up and I'll sit on your lap and tell you about me being a very very good girl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy "
I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Wanna do santa roleplay? You dress up and I'll sit on your lap and tell you about me being a very very good girl "
Yes but you won't be able to keep your hands off my sack. |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Wanna do santa roleplay? You dress up and I'll sit on your lap and tell you about me being a very very good girl Yes but you won't be able to keep your hands off my sack."
Let's be having ya then big guy |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Wanna do santa roleplay? You dress up and I'll sit on your lap and tell you about me being a very very good girl Yes but you won't be able to keep your hands off my sack.
Let's be having ya then big guy"
I'm on my way all I need now is directions. |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Wanna do santa roleplay? You dress up and I'll sit on your lap and tell you about me being a very very good girl Yes but you won't be able to keep your hands off my sack.
Let's be having ya then big guy I'm on my way all I need now is directions."
North.. Up across the border.. Worth it tho |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth."
Well we all know who the grinch is 
Bring back older you, he was sounder |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Wanna do santa roleplay? You dress up and I'll sit on your lap and tell you about me being a very very good girl Yes but you won't be able to keep your hands off my sack.
Let's be having ya then big guy I'm on my way all I need now is directions.
North.. Up across the border.. Worth it tho"
I might get put under a breast if I crossed the border. |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth.
Well we all know who the grinch is
Bring back older you, he was sounder "
I'm just eliminating the competition. |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Wanna do santa roleplay? You dress up and I'll sit on your lap and tell you about me being a very very good girl Yes but you won't be able to keep your hands off my sack.
Let's be having ya then big guy I'm on my way all I need now is directions.
North.. Up across the border.. Worth it tho I might get put under a breast if I crossed the border."
My boobies aren't that big.. Sorry |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth.
Well we all know who the grinch is
Bring back older you, he was sounder I'm just eliminating the competition."
Wait! Is this older or younger you?
Kaizer is konfused  |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth.
Well we all know who the grinch is
Bring back older you, he was sounder I'm just eliminating the competition.
Wait! Is this older or younger you?
Kaizer is konfused "
You and that guy from the bog are talking in riddles. |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Wanna do santa roleplay? You dress up and I'll sit on your lap and tell you about me being a very very good girl Yes but you won't be able to keep your hands off my sack.
Let's be having ya then big guy I'm on my way all I need now is directions.
North.. Up across the border.. Worth it tho I might get put under a breast if I crossed the border.
My boobies aren't that big.. Sorry"
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over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth.
Well we all know who the grinch is
Bring back older you, he was sounder I'm just eliminating the competition.
Wait! Is this older or younger you?
Kaizer is konfused You and that guy from the bog are talking in riddles. "
Let Kaizer spell this out.
Your profile pic, which is now gone, was in fact a much older version of you some 6 weeks ago!
Now, you either have a time machine or you are in fact Fabs very own Benjamin Button?!  |
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over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth.
Well we all know who the grinch is
Bring back older you, he was sounder I'm just eliminating the competition.
Wait! Is this older or younger you?
Kaizer is konfused You and that guy from the bog are talking in riddles.
Let Kaizer spell this out.
Your profile pic, which is now gone, was in fact a much older version of you some 6 weeks ago!
Now, you either have a time machine or you are in fact Fabs very own Benjamin Button?! "
And you and the man from the bog have proof of this I take it because it's not nice to make false statements without proof. |
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"I'm in two minds about this are the ladies on fab just shy or are they stuck up.Like I mean I have it all the looks the body do i need say more. "
Ladies...please form an orderly que ..and please ..please observe social distancing...in these strange times it's the least ye can do |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth.
Well we all know who the grinch is
Bring back older you, he was sounder I'm just eliminating the competition.
Wait! Is this older or younger you?
Kaizer is konfused You and that guy from the bog are talking in riddles.
Let Kaizer spell this out.
Your profile pic, which is now gone, was in fact a much older version of you some 6 weeks ago!
Now, you either have a time machine or you are in fact Fabs very own Benjamin Button?! And you and the man from the bog have proof of this I take it because it's not nice to make false statements without proof."
This far from a false accusation 
Don't go ruining anyone else's Christmas ya filthy animal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth.
Well we all know who the grinch is
Bring back older you, he was sounder I'm just eliminating the competition.
Wait! Is this older or younger you?
Kaizer is konfused You and that guy from the bog are talking in riddles.
Let Kaizer spell this out.
Your profile pic, which is now gone, was in fact a much older version of you some 6 weeks ago!
Now, you either have a time machine or you are in fact Fabs very own Benjamin Button?! And you and the man from the bog have proof of this I take it because it's not nice to make false statements without proof.
This far from a false accusation
Don't go ruining anyone else's Christmas ya filthy animal "
Don't make statements if you can't back them up with proof. Now I'm sure your a popular man on the forums. But that means nothing to me.I don't bow to no one. |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth.
Well we all know who the grinch is
Bring back older you, he was sounder I'm just eliminating the competition.
Wait! Is this older or younger you?
Kaizer is konfused You and that guy from the bog are talking in riddles.
Let Kaizer spell this out.
Your profile pic, which is now gone, was in fact a much older version of you some 6 weeks ago!
Now, you either have a time machine or you are in fact Fabs very own Benjamin Button?! And you and the man from the bog have proof of this I take it because it's not nice to make false statements without proof.
This far from a false accusation
Don't go ruining anyone else's Christmas ya filthy animal Don't make statements if you can't back them up with proof. Now I'm sure your a popular man on the forums. But that means nothing to me.I don't bow to no one."
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over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth.
Well we all know who the grinch is
Bring back older you, he was sounder I'm just eliminating the competition.
Wait! Is this older or younger you?
Kaizer is konfused You and that guy from the bog are talking in riddles.
Let Kaizer spell this out.
Your profile pic, which is now gone, was in fact a much older version of you some 6 weeks ago!
Now, you either have a time machine or you are in fact Fabs very own Benjamin Button?! And you and the man from the bog have proof of this I take it because it's not nice to make false statements without proof.
This far from a false accusation
Don't go ruining anyone else's Christmas ya filthy animal Don't make statements if you can't back them up with proof. Now I'm sure your a popular man on the forums. But that means nothing to me.I don't bow to no one.
Make love not war "
Yes sure.But don't make love with someone you don't like. |
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over a year ago
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" Yes sure.But don't make love with someone you don't like.
Kaizer only wants your secret to eternal youth buddy "
Kaiser likes to be cock of the walk. |
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth.
Well we all know who the grinch is
Bring back older you, he was sounder I'm just eliminating the competition.
Wait! Is this older or younger you?
Kaizer is konfused You and that guy from the bog are talking in riddles.
Let Kaizer spell this out.
Your profile pic, which is now gone, was in fact a much older version of you some 6 weeks ago!
Now, you either have a time machine or you are in fact Fabs very own Benjamin Button?! And you and the man from the bog have proof of this I take it because it's not nice to make false statements without proof.
This far from a false accusation
Don't go ruining anyone else's Christmas ya filthy animal Don't make statements if you can't back them up with proof. Now I'm sure your a popular man on the forums. But that means nothing to me.I don't bow to no one."
You know a double negative phrase equates to a positive one? So if you don't bow to no one, you actually bow to everyone |
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over a year ago
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"Well ive been trying to get you to notice me for a few days now.. Whats a girl have to do around here?? Ok I've noticed you now. I take it you like what i have to offer you.
Oh yes.. Defo i can barely contain my moistness and excitement Yes I understand but in those changing time's it difficult to arrange anything.
Excuses my man.. Maybe you don't want me after all?? Well of course I want you just as much as you want me.
My want for you is limitless.. Just as my desire is priceless Well that's understandable. I'm sure having the chance to play with a fit young stud like myself is something that would excite most of the ladies on fab.
Indeed.. So ya wanna meet or what? Well of course I do when it's safe to do so.I can understand your desire to get your hands on me it's only natural .
So you're knocking me back? Oh god no I would never do that to a woman. That would be like telling a child there wasn't a Santa.
Whoah Whoah WHOAH!!
Now you're saying there's no such thing as Santy I'm afraid so just like Kaiser he's just a myth.
Well we all know who the grinch is
Bring back older you, he was sounder I'm just eliminating the competition.
Wait! Is this older or younger you?
Kaizer is konfused You and that guy from the bog are talking in riddles.
Let Kaizer spell this out.
Your profile pic, which is now gone, was in fact a much older version of you some 6 weeks ago!
Now, you either have a time machine or you are in fact Fabs very own Benjamin Button?! And you and the man from the bog have proof of this I take it because it's not nice to make false statements without proof.
This far from a false accusation
Don't go ruining anyone else's Christmas ya filthy animal Don't make statements if you can't back them up with proof. Now I'm sure your a popular man on the forums. But that means nothing to me.I don't bow to no one.
You know a double negative phrase equates to a positive one? So if you don't bow to no one, you actually bow to everyone "
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over a year ago
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"Is it me but is there a whiff of SLIGO from the OP?
Same aftershave And I paid for it myself.
Did you not share the bottle....it's suitable for all ages like 23 to 60 "
No I never share things like that I always pay my own way and expect the same from everyone else. |
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over a year ago
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"Is it me but is there a whiff of SLIGO from the OP?
Same aftershave And I paid for it myself.
Smells Devine.. You on the N7 yet? "
No I'm taking the plane. |
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"Is it me but is there a whiff of SLIGO from the OP?
Same aftershave And I paid for it myself.
Smells Devine.. You on the N7 yet? No I'm taking the plane."
Im soooooo excited.. Snail trailz |
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over a year ago
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"Is it me but is there a whiff of SLIGO from the OP?
Same aftershave And I paid for it myself.
Out of your pocket money "
Well it certainly came out of my pocket if that's what you mean. |
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"Is it me but is there a whiff of SLIGO from the OP?
Same aftershave And I paid for it myself.
Smells Devine.. You on the N7 yet? No I'm taking the plane.
Im soooooo excited.. Snail trailz"
He'll be checking the gusset of yer panties ya know |
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"Is it me but is there a whiff of SLIGO from the OP?
Same aftershave And I paid for it myself.
Smells Devine.. You on the N7 yet? No I'm taking the plane.
Im soooooo excited.. Snail trailz
He'll be checking the gusset of yer panties ya know "
Hopefully with his tongue |
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"Jaysus ladies ye have a keeper there with OP.
Ladies?? Hes mine all mine and im not sharing.. Cept with rosy"
I'll bring my bucket and the mop to clean up them snail trails..Cilit Bang and the WAP is gone... |
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"Jaysus ladies ye have a keeper there with OP.
Ladies?? Hes mine all mine and im not sharing.. Cept with rosy
I'll bring my bucket and the mop to clean up them snail trails..Cilit Bang and the WAP is gone..."
No need rosy.. Hes ditched me in my pms.. Devastated isn't the word
How can i ever get over this heartbreak |
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"Jaysus ladies ye have a keeper there with OP.
Ladies?? Hes mine all mine and im not sharing.. Cept with rosy
I'll bring my bucket and the mop to clean up them snail trails..Cilit Bang and the WAP is gone...
No need rosy.. Hes ditched me in my pms.. Devastated isn't the word
How can i ever get over this heartbreak"
He is the fool I believed him to be obviously |
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I think you make them so horny they’re afraid theyll cum instantly upon seeing you and feel inadequate then after premature ejaculation.
If only you weren’t so suave and distinguished |
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"Jaysus ladies ye have a keeper there with OP.
Ladies?? Hes mine all mine and im not sharing.. Cept with rosy
I'll bring my bucket and the mop to clean up them snail trails..Cilit Bang and the WAP is gone...
No need rosy.. Hes ditched me in my pms.. Devastated isn't the word
How can i ever get over this heartbreak
He is the fool I believed him to be obviously "
What you trying to say there old boy. |
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