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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As women are a very complicated bunch no offence intended.
There are many things that women prefer..sexually
But what would be your number one..
Or do most just get on with it and say nothing but wish it was over.
Just Asking for a Friend ??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg this is so annoying. Stop asking what we want when it's perfectly clear!
WE WANT YOU TO READ OUR MINDS BUT ONLY WHEN WE WANT YOU TO AND NEVER WHEN WE DON'T WANT YOU TO AND DO WHAT WE SAY BUT ONLY WHEN WE ACTUALLY SAY WHAT WE WANT AND NOT WHEN WE SAY ONE THING BUT SECRETLY MEAN ANOTHER THING AND FOR GOD'S SAKE WE WANT CHOCOLATE AND GENTLE TUMMY RUBS WHEN WE HAVE OUR PERIODS BUT ALSO DO NOT TOUCH US WHEN WE'RE ON OUR PERIODS YOU INCONSIDERATE WANKERS.
Clear? |
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"Omg this is so annoying. Stop asking what we want when it's perfectly clear!
WE WANT YOU TO READ OUR MINDS BUT ONLY WHEN WE WANT YOU TO AND NEVER WHEN WE DON'T WANT YOU TO AND DO WHAT WE SAY BUT ONLY WHEN WE ACTUALLY SAY WHAT WE WANT AND NOT WHEN WE SAY ONE THING BUT SECRETLY MEAN ANOTHER THING AND FOR GOD'S SAKE WE WANT CHOCOLATE AND GENTLE TUMMY RUBS WHEN WE HAVE OUR PERIODS BUT ALSO DO NOT TOUCH US WHEN WE'RE ON OUR PERIODS YOU INCONSIDERATE WANKERS.
Clear? "
Mel Gibson would disagree |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg this is so annoying. Stop asking what we want when it's perfectly clear!
WE WANT YOU TO READ OUR MINDS BUT ONLY WHEN WE WANT YOU TO AND NEVER WHEN WE DON'T WANT YOU TO AND DO WHAT WE SAY BUT ONLY WHEN WE ACTUALLY SAY WHAT WE WANT AND NOT WHEN WE SAY ONE THING BUT SECRETLY MEAN ANOTHER THING AND FOR GOD'S SAKE WE WANT CHOCOLATE AND GENTLE TUMMY RUBS WHEN WE HAVE OUR PERIODS BUT ALSO DO NOT TOUCH US WHEN WE'RE ON OUR PERIODS YOU INCONSIDERATE WANKERS.
Clear?
Mel Gibson would disagree "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Omg this is so annoying. Stop asking what we want when it's perfectly clear!
WE WANT YOU TO READ OUR MINDS BUT ONLY WHEN WE WANT YOU TO AND NEVER WHEN WE DON'T WANT YOU TO AND DO WHAT WE SAY BUT ONLY WHEN WE ACTUALLY SAY WHAT WE WANT AND NOT WHEN WE SAY ONE THING BUT SECRETLY MEAN ANOTHER THING AND FOR GOD'S SAKE WE WANT CHOCOLATE AND GENTLE TUMMY RUBS WHEN WE HAVE OUR PERIODS BUT ALSO DO NOT TOUCH US WHEN WE'RE ON OUR PERIODS YOU INCONSIDERATE WANKERS.
Clear? "
Touchy
But Mel Gibson is your weak point so..
Only joking ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg this is so annoying. Stop asking what we want when it's perfectly clear!
WE WANT YOU TO READ OUR MINDS BUT ONLY WHEN WE WANT YOU TO AND NEVER WHEN WE DON'T WANT YOU TO AND DO WHAT WE SAY BUT ONLY WHEN WE ACTUALLY SAY WHAT WE WANT AND NOT WHEN WE SAY ONE THING BUT SECRETLY MEAN ANOTHER THING AND FOR GOD'S SAKE WE WANT CHOCOLATE AND GENTLE TUMMY RUBS WHEN WE HAVE OUR PERIODS BUT ALSO DO NOT TOUCH US WHEN WE'RE ON OUR PERIODS YOU INCONSIDERATE WANKERS.
Clear? "
Perfectly put. |
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"As women are a very complicated bunch no offence intended.
There are many things that women prefer..sexually
But what would be your number one..
Or do most just get on with it and say nothing but wish it was over.
Just Asking for a Friend ??
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If you have to ask, your in trouble with the women |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg this is so annoying. Stop asking what we want when it's perfectly clear!
WE WANT YOU TO READ OUR MINDS BUT ONLY WHEN WE WANT YOU TO AND NEVER WHEN WE DON'T WANT YOU TO AND DO WHAT WE SAY BUT ONLY WHEN WE ACTUALLY SAY WHAT WE WANT AND NOT WHEN WE SAY ONE THING BUT SECRETLY MEAN ANOTHER THING AND FOR GOD'S SAKE WE WANT CHOCOLATE AND GENTLE TUMMY RUBS WHEN WE HAVE OUR PERIODS BUT ALSO DO NOT TOUCH US WHEN WE'RE ON OUR PERIODS YOU INCONSIDERATE WANKERS.
Clear? "
Jeez. I heard you all the way over here in Galway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Omg this is so annoying. Stop asking what we want when it's perfectly clear!
WE WANT YOU TO READ OUR MINDS BUT ONLY WHEN WE WANT YOU TO AND NEVER WHEN WE DON'T WANT YOU TO AND DO WHAT WE SAY BUT ONLY WHEN WE ACTUALLY SAY WHAT WE WANT AND NOT WHEN WE SAY ONE THING BUT SECRETLY MEAN ANOTHER THING AND FOR GOD'S SAKE WE WANT CHOCOLATE AND GENTLE TUMMY RUBS WHEN WE HAVE OUR PERIODS BUT ALSO DO NOT TOUCH US WHEN WE'RE ON OUR PERIODS YOU INCONSIDERATE WANKERS.
Clear? " Crystal just one thing..
Dark or Milk Chocolate? |
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