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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There were Messiahs before Jesus Christ, the reason we never heard of them is because they were Women. So God then sent his only son the last time and one of the reasons Jesus was persecuted is because all his apostles were women; men found it really hard to belive that a man could befriend women and not be having sex with them, only have them as wives. |
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"There were Messiahs before Jesus Christ, the reason we never heard of them is because they were Women. So God then sent his only son the last time and one of the reasons Jesus was persecuted is because all his apostles were women; men found it really hard to belive that a man could befriend women and not be having sex with them, only have them as wives."
Whoah! Are you saying JC was a bigamist?  |
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I read about that guy before. It's a good story. His father got a young girl pregnant by just thinking about it. And in adulthood his father had him grotesquely tortured and murdered as a type of blood sacrifice. This was just to calm the oul fella down and prevent him from going on another murder rampage and killing almost every living thing again.
But there's a happy ending. The son turned into a zombie after 3 days. And they all lived happily ever after. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I read about that guy before. It's a good story. His father got a young girl pregnant by just thinking about it. And in adulthood his father had him grotesquely tortured and murdered as a type of blood sacrifice. This was just to calm the oul fella down and prevent him from going on another murder rampage and killing almost every living thing again.
But there's a happy ending. The son turned into a zombie after 3 days. And they all lived happily ever after. "
Is that the Walking dead?  |
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"I read about that guy before. It's a good story. His father got a young girl pregnant by just thinking about it. And in adulthood his father had him grotesquely tortured and murdered as a type of blood sacrifice. This was just to calm the oul fella down and prevent him from going on another murder rampage and killing almost every living thing again.
But there's a happy ending. The son turned into a zombie after 3 days. And they all lived happily ever after.
Is that the Walking dead? "
I think the book was called the babble or something like that. It's a really old one and is full of murder, torture, human sacrifice, misogyny eye. Definitely not suitable for children or vulnerable people that may think it's all fact. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I read about that guy before. It's a good story. His father got a young girl pregnant by just thinking about it. And in adulthood his father had him grotesquely tortured and murdered as a type of blood sacrifice. This was just to calm the oul fella down and prevent him from going on another murder rampage and killing almost every living thing again.
But there's a happy ending. The son turned into a zombie after 3 days. And they all lived happily ever after.
Is that the Walking dead?
I think the book was called the babble or something like that. It's a really old one and is full of murder, torture, human sacrifice, misogyny eye. Definitely not suitable for children or vulnerable people that may think it's all fact. "
Sounds like one heck of a read  |
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"I read about that guy before. It's a good story. His father got a young girl pregnant by just thinking about it. And in adulthood his father had him grotesquely tortured and murdered as a type of blood sacrifice. This was just to calm the oul fella down and prevent him from going on another murder rampage and killing almost every living thing again.
But there's a happy ending. The son turned into a zombie after 3 days. And they all lived happily ever after.
Is that the Walking dead?
I think the book was called the babble or something like that. It's a really old one and is full of murder, torture, human sacrifice, misogyny eye. Definitely not suitable for children or vulnerable people that may think it's all fact.
Sounds like one heck of a read "
There's even talking animals in it. And magic people that live in the sky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I read about that guy before. It's a good story. His father got a young girl pregnant by just thinking about it. And in adulthood his father had him grotesquely tortured and murdered as a type of blood sacrifice. This was just to calm the oul fella down and prevent him from going on another murder rampage and killing almost every living thing again.
But there's a happy ending. The son turned into a zombie after 3 days. And they all lived happily ever after.
Is that the Walking dead?
I think the book was called the babble or something like that. It's a really old one and is full of murder, torture, human sacrifice, misogyny eye. Definitely not suitable for children or vulnerable people that may think it's all fact.
Sounds like one heck of a read
There's even talking animals in it. And magic people that live in the sky. "
Shiver me timbers! Sounds a bit far fetched now 
Next there'll be walking on water and virgins magically getting impregnated  |
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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
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" Jesus was persecuted is because all his apostles were women; men found it really hard to belive that a man could befriend women and not be having sex with them, only have them as wives."
You mean Jesus was gay?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Petra, Andrea, Jaime and Johanna, who hasn't heard of them sure?"
Peter Andre and Jenna Jameson. Sure I've heard of them. Both very talented in their fields |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Harry potter is a wizard.
A what?
I think thay said Harry Potter is in Wizzard
Wishes it could be Christmas everyday "
Are you sure that's not Slade? I always get them mixed up  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Harry potter is a wizard.
A what?
I think thay said Harry Potter is in Wizzard
Wishes it could be Christmas everyday
Are you sure that's not Slade? I always get them mixed up "
No I've just watched a Christmas video to confirm that it is wizard...thanks for that as if the day wasn't hard enough as it was |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wait... All JCs apostles were women?
Hmmm that whole body of christ stuff makes waaaayyy more sense now...
I swear love...enterna life if you put it in your mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Harry potter is a wizard.
A what?
I think thay said Harry Potter is in Wizzard
Wishes it could be Christmas everyday
Are you sure that's not Slade? I always get them mixed up
No I've just watched a Christmas video to confirm that it is wizard...thanks for that as if the day wasn't hard enough as it was "
Good thing the Messiah wasnt a woman as there wouldnt be a Christmas at all, since none of the apostles would have remembered her birthday. |
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