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What gets your goat when you see it on a profile? Instant turn off or a bit of cringe.
I won't give all of mine ( there are alot!) But here's 3:
"Hi Ladies" - cringe, very blind date or something.. no!
Capitalizing Every Word - Stop it!
Unverified profiles with pics that all have a naked someone else in - makes me question if they know they're featured on here, turn off honestly.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really grinds my gears when a guy has pictures of his rock hard abs and what can only be described as an ankle spanker between his legs.
I mean, come on, don't be a bastard  |
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The old "methink they doth protest too much" profiles.
"Not meeting during covid" but have you seen my shiny new VR cam veri that makes it seem like you were in the room with me.
That and numerous other inconsistencies.  |
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By *oo32Man
over a year ago
tipperary |
"What gets your goat when you see it on a profile? Instant turn off or a bit of cringe.
I won't give all of mine ( there are alot!) But here's 3:
"Hi Ladies" - cringe, very blind date or something.. no!
Capitalizing Every Word - Stop it!
Unverified profiles with pics that all have a naked someone else in - makes me question if they know they're featured on here, turn off honestly.
What are yours? Don't hold back!"
Dont mail if you dont send a face pic with the 1st message
Usually on profiles with no pics
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
Sydney University disclaimer it's so pointless.
Inconsistency in profiles
Making demands or putting others down.
Profiles that have made no effort at all.
Don't mind what pics etc people put up some don't appeal but my biggest peeve is using pictures they have no permission to use or have just taken off the internet. But particularly ones they have used without consent.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles with 8 paragraphs written.
Attention seeking or drama related status updates.
Really graphic pictues.
Profiles that show 200 plus verifications, not really needed. |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
Big long lists of 'must be this and must be that'
I get it everyone is entitled to want what they want, it just makes me think they'll be no craic at all.
I'm more than likely wrong, but I couldn't be arsed finding out  |
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people who use the word "hot" about half a million times in a three line bio.
I really cringe when i see them going on about "love oral and will stay down there for hours" and anyone that mentions about squirting.
Also if they are prettier than me
have bigger boobs than me
Nicer figure than me
nicer underwear than me
nicer bedrooms
and thats just the men!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"people who use the word "hot" about half a million times in a three line bio.
I really cringe when i see them going on about "love oral and will stay down there for hours" and anyone that mentions about squirting.
Also if they are prettier than me
have bigger boobs than me
Nicer figure than me
nicer underwear than me
nicer bedrooms
and thats just the men!
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Phew. Good job my boobs are not bigger |
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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago
Dublin |
"people who use the word "hot" about half a million times in a three line bio.
I really cringe when i see them going on about "love oral and will stay down there for hours" and anyone that mentions about squirting.
Also if they are prettier than me
have bigger boobs than me
Nicer figure than me
nicer underwear than me
nicer bedrooms
and thats just the men!
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I'm so with you on the secoond half of your list. Nar the bigger boobs bit. |
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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago
Dublin |
"people who use the word "hot" about half a million times in a three line bio.
I really cringe when i see them going on about "love oral and will stay down there for hours" and anyone that mentions about squirting.
Also if they are prettier than me
have bigger boobs than me
Nicer figure than me
nicer underwear than me
nicer bedrooms
and thats just the men!
I'm so with you on the secoond half of your list. Nar the bigger boobs bit. "
*second |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladies who say they are straight and only want to meet ladies.
I have news for you if you want to sleep with ladies and you are a woman your not straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The whole legal nonsense
Photos taken from the internet
Been here before, know how it works
Rambling, incoherent profile text
Eye-rolling profiles that make you think "aye right, you've a quare notion of yourself/yourselves"
Reference to drugs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couple's profile with no pictures of the male only a glimpse of his dick in her. This ain't blind date
Will fill in later profiles who then turn up on the forums lamenting they aren't knee deep in fanny
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Mens profiles written as if he is part of a couple...what the fuck is that about
Read one last night
The header was mf for 3sum
Further down he said we're looking for a 3sum
You're not feckin Sam Smith |
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Poor grammar, poor spelling, no punctuation. The text is just one looooonnnnnng sentence. You can imagine them talking continuously without taking a breath and then turning puce and eventually fainting - it's not a good picture  |
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"Poor grammar, poor spelling, no punctuation. The text is just one looooonnnnnng sentence. You can imagine them talking continuously without taking a breath and then turning puce and eventually fainting - it's not a good picture "
On reflection, that wasn't very fair of me. I suppose my point is that we would expect to see effort put into profiles i.e. pics/videos, getting veris and making an effort to type a decent description of who they are and what they are looking for. Mrs  |
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"In genuine." "I've a great sense of humour.*"
You might as well say you're the pope as genuine for all the weight it Carries on a sex profile.
*People who say this usually have no sense of humour. |
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""In genuine." "I've a great sense of humour.*"
You might as well say you're the pope as genuine for all the weight it Carries on a sex profile.
*People who say this usually have no sense of humour."
No-drama. Same goes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell does the word amp mean on profiles "
It's just a bit of computer code gone skew whiff. The coding for the ampersand character (&) is & so when it appears in text it's just an error |
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"What the hell does the word amp mean on profiles
It's just a bit of computer code gone skew whiff. The coding for the ampersand character (&) is & so when it appears in text it's just an error"
I think it usually appears when someone uses an emoji from their keyboard rather than the fab emojis
(Learnt from experience ?? ) |
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"What the hell does the word amp mean on profiles
It's just a bit of computer code gone skew whiff. The coding for the ampersand character (&) is & so when it appears in text it's just an error
I think it usually appears when someone uses an emoji from their keyboard rather than the fab emojis
(Learnt from experience ?? )"
Ok so the ?? Is an emoji from my keyboard now I’ve confuse myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the hell does the word amp mean on profiles
It's just a bit of computer code gone skew whiff. The coding for the ampersand character (&) is & so when it appears in text it's just an error
I think it usually appears when someone uses an emoji from their keyboard rather than the fab emojis
(Learnt from experience ?? )"
Yep, when random question marks appear that's from using a non-Fab emoji |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phrases I do not like in profiles but also tickle my humour gland
"Chunky but funky"
"Fuk off pls" This used to be
trending on here
"If you don't like chunky but fucnky you can Jog on"
"Drama free"
"Professional"
"Quality not quantity"
Over obsession with the spelling of their/there. I can't imagine the amount if quality people missed out because if this (no offense to those who preference it)
Not a profile thing but annoying,..
Gay/closet men that keep asking if they can suck you off.. you politely decline saying "you're not gay". And they repeatedly try to tell you it's not gay or bi.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phrases I do not like in profiles but also tickle my humour gland
"Chunky but funky"
"Fuk off pls" This used to be
trending on here
"If you don't like chunky but fucnky you can Jog on"
"Drama free"
"Professional"
"Quality not quantity"
Over obsession with the spelling of their/there. I can't imagine the amount if quality people missed out because if this (no offense to those who preference it)
Not a profile thing but annoying,..
Gay/closet men that keep asking if they can suck you off.. you politely decline saying "you're not gay". And they repeatedly try to tell you it's not gay or bi.
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I had a lovely offer tonight, a guy saying i could use his ass how i pleased, it was accompanied a graphic hairy A hole pic
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a lovely offer tonight, a guy saying i could use his ass how i pleased, it was accompanied a graphic hairy A hole pic
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Yep got the same one. Doing the copy pasta rounds haha. Putting in the time you have to admire it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couple's profile with no pictures of the male only a glimpse of his dick in her. This ain't blind date
Will fill in later profiles who then turn up on the forums lamenting they aren't knee deep in fanny
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First part is a massive agreement from us. Loads of couples are really bad for this ... THats something we’ve tried hard to have properly done on our profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sydney University
Straight men - then message to suck my cock
Couples who message saying just “hi” etc
couples clearly playing raw with other men
Single men with pics of women - no way have most consented
Pics of wide open pussies - eurgh
will fill in later - how hard is it to say a few things
Profiles that keep reappearing - one in particular where it’s a man and it’s 3 photos of a woman
men messaging to say your wife is hot - ehh rude! Plus who said she’s my wife ...
and that’s just off the top of my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When her profile states that she doesn't meet attached guys and they need help.. But yet still messages attached guys on the sneaky "
Maybe the “attached” shouldn’t be messaging other people for lone meets if they are attached.maybe the attached guy was put straight when he laughed off and wanted to ignore his new couples profile...
always 3 sides to a story . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unverified profiles
Unverified profiles making demands
No pictures
Lack of clear full body pictures
No private pictures - esp annoying when someone adds you as a friend out of the blue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles that have to much "you must be this" criteria.
Look we know what we want but when it starts crossing over into paragraphs and paragraphs of conditions it reads more like an airplane takeoff checklist 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who feel the need to state their profession to others. Usually reply that's nice we might want to fuck you, not here to marry you"
Haha I bet they’re always ‘professionals’ too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phrases I do not like in profiles but also tickle my humour gland
"Chunky but funky"
"Fuk off pls" This used to be
trending on here
"If you don't like chunky but fucnky you can Jog on"
"Drama free"
"Professional"
"Quality not quantity"
Over obsession with the spelling of their/there. I can't imagine the amount if quality people missed out because if this (no offense to those who preference it)
Not a profile thing but annoying,..
Gay/closet men that keep asking if they can suck you off.. you politely decline saying "you're not gay". And they repeatedly try to tell you it's not gay or bi.
I had a lovely offer tonight, a guy saying i could use his ass how i pleased, it was accompanied a graphic hairy A hole pic
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Sorry but that was funny |
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here before veri me if you remember, couples... only guy is meeting.
the big list of do and donts
will not meet bi when they are bi themselves...
I could go on and on... but I know my own profile prob anoys alot adwell |
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By *ubJesseMan
over a year ago
by the sea |
The word fun , it’s all across Fab. Much like hope and enjoy on all Facebook posts.
I sound like a grump now , but I think I’d rather hear things like you’re normal and enjoy good conversation and eating out. That’s really attractive to me , which is why the socials are the best place to meet.
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"Couple's profile with no pictures of the male only a glimpse of his dick in her. This ain't blind date
Will fill in later profiles who then turn up on the forums lamenting they aren't knee deep in fanny
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