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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A woman bends over in front of a man

By *ysteryman2009Man over a year ago

Ireland

And pics picks up the €20 he dropped unknown to himself

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And pics picks up the €20 he dropped unknown to himself

And runs straight to Penny's!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As there's 50% off all bed linen

By *ebel_LionMan over a year ago

cork

but in Penneys spots Guineys outside the back door, where linen is even cheaper

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then gets stuck in the lift in Guineys

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But luckily he has his swiss army knife that he always carries in case of emergency

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stabs himself in the heart and dies a slow agonising death..

The end

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Which he uses to pry open the door and is met my a female firefighter bent over ...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stabs himself in the heart and dies a slow agonising death..

The end "

Hahaha.. was going to say he unwisely used as a sex toy and dies