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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you burn toast in the toaster are you horsing that into the bin and starting afresh?
Or are you a scraper offer as you've committed to those slices??
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"If you burn toast in the toaster are you horsing that into the bin and starting afresh?
Or are you a scraper offer as you've committed to those slices??
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Scrape and butter but feed to the dog I'll put two new slices on for myself |
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"Have to start over. The burnt ones are fecked out to the dogs
What if they're the last two slices?
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there is a never ending supply of bread in my house. has to be. cant be dealing with the nonsense if there isnt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Also, anyone who thinks it's okay to scrape butter back on the side of butter tub is the scum of the Earth.
Like, how many slices of bread has a person buttered in their lifetime?? Just remember how much butter your knife needed last time to cover a slice of bread and dont be vile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Also, anyone who thinks it's okay to scrape butter back on the side of butter tub is the scum of the Earth.
Like, how many slices of bread has a person buttered in their lifetime?? Just remember how much butter your knife needed last time to cover a slice of bread and dont be vile."
Kaizer koncurs.... Goddam low life's  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Toast is always vile, unless you've just given birth
Can never understand why the man never get offered any ...in fairness its a very traumatic time for him also  "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Depends how far gone it is but I'm not adverse to a scrape; waste not, want not!
On a side note, does anyone else go through phases when toast is the most delicious thing ever?  |
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"Toast is always vile, unless you've just given birth
Can never understand why the man never get offered any ...in fairness its a very traumatic time for him also "
Are you actively trying to start a row? LMAO |
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"If you burn toast in the toaster are you horsing that into the bin and starting afresh?
Or are you a scraper offer as you've committed to those slices??
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Depends on your definition/understanding of burnt, what some would call burnt I'd call undercooked haha Now if it was burnt as black as coal, yeah just chuck it |
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As to the thread, start over unless there's no bread left. If there's no bread left then it's time to find something else to eat altogether. Unless it was for beans on toast, in which case, scrape & butter. Because beans without toast is just not happening |
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"Burnt toast is for sociopaths. Scrap all you like, but it's still never gonna be right. "
I actually love burnt toast... As long as it's not totally incinerated I don't even scrape, I just eat it!
If it's too far gone for me there's no bringing it back so I just start again.
*goes to make toast* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Burnt toast is for sociopaths. Scrap all you like, but it's still never gonna be right.
I actually love burnt toast... As long as it's not totally incinerated I don't even scrape, I just eat it!
If it's too far gone for me there's no bringing it back so I just start again.
*goes to make toast*"
Point made tbh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Burnt toast is for sociopaths. Scrap all you like, but it's still never gonna be right.
I actually love burnt toast... As long as it's not totally incinerated I don't even scrape, I just eat it!
If it's too far gone for me there's no bringing it back so I just start again.
*goes to make toast*"
S³ strikes again  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As to the thread, start over unless there's no bread left. If there's no bread left then it's time to find something else to eat altogether. Unless it was for beans on toast, in which case, scrape & butter. Because beans without toast is just not happening "
There's nothing else, no bread, no beans.... Nuthin |
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"Burnt toast is for sociopaths. Scrap all you like, but it's still never gonna be right.
I actually love burnt toast... As long as it's not totally incinerated I don't even scrape, I just eat it!
If it's too far gone for me there's no bringing it back so I just start again.
*goes to make toast*
Point made tbh "
Nothing you didn't already know like |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love burnt toast! If I’m getting a kebab I ask them to burn the naan a bit!
Whoah! Don't go mixing breads here Poppi 
Apologies, I’m a huge bread fan, no offence meant in mixing the breads  "
Phew! Naan taken.... Boom boom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!
Hard to believe but it's true  "
Did you know the setting is in minutes... Not level of toastyness  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!
Hard to believe but it's true
Did you know the setting is in minutes... Not level of toastyness "
I actually thought it was a colour setting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!
Hard to believe but it's true
Did you know the setting is in minutes... Not level of toastyness
I actually thought it was a colour setting "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!
Hard to believe but it's true "
Only works for people who live alone!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!
Hard to believe but it's true
Only works for people who live alone!!!"
Exactly!
You cannot account for a third party interfering with the goddam settings  |
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"I find if you have a toaster and have it on the correct setting you'll never burn toast again!!!!
Hard to believe but it's true
Only works for people who live alone!!!
Exactly!
You cannot account for a third party interfering with the goddam settings "
SO true. My dad likes his toast absolutely cremated and when I'm home I always forget to turn it down! |
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Another issue with toast is when you drop it and for some reason it will always drop butter side down....
There was the case a number of years ago of of a woman in Donegal who dropped her toast and amazingly it landed butter side up..so amazed was she that she may have witnessed a miracle..she phoned her parish priest and explained what had happened..totally amazed at her story he dashed straight round to witness it for himself...
Having examined the evidence himself that a potential miracle had occurred he was straight onto the phone to the Bishop of Raphoe..
Listening carefully to the priests account of how Mrs Gallagher's toast had in fact landed butter side up....and this was a potential miracle he should bring it to the attention of the Cardinal of Armagh and phoned him immediately...
Now it just happened he was very lucky to get through to the cardinal as he was busy packing as he was leaving for Rome the following day for the annual cardinal's seminar with the Pope where he always had a private audience with his holiness...
Having listened to all the details he indeed agreed the evidence suggested a miracle had occured and with his private audience he would seek the Pope's blessing that a miracle had indeed occured..
So later in the week the cardinal had his audience with the Pope as
They were wrapping things up and the pope enquired if there was any other business the cardinal then informed his holiness of a possible miracle in Donegal re Mrs Gallagher's toast landing butter side up and it being witnessed by the parish priest and verified by the bishop...
So your holiness we are seeking your blessing that a miracle has infact occured..
Having listened intently the pope told the cardinal he would give it some thought and inform the cardinal in the morning...
Well the cardinal was on tenterhooks all night with anticipation that the Pope may give his blessing that a miracle had infact occured in Ireland ..
At 10 o'clock the following morning the cardinal's phone rang ...it was the Pope ...
The pope then informed the cardinal that sadly after giving it some thought he regretted he could not sanction that a miracle had occured as Mrs Gallagher had evidently buttered the wrong side......... |
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