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Best chat up line you've gotten from someone?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best was "I'd hide every chair in the world just so you had to sit on my face". Too many awful ones to choose from tbh. "
Ok that's a good 1 haha and I say you have a long list alright lol don't worry I don't send them once
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was a lot younger and more innocent, i was shifting a girl at a bar, when her friend came up and said how we cant abandon her.
I though I was being cock blocked, but then she explained she wanted to join in too. Went home with the friend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's 20p for the payfone, go ring your mother & tell her you wont be home
Thats a nice dress, it would look lovely on my bedroom floor
How you like your eggs in the morning
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walk around carrying, like, a dozen limes and then bump into the person on purpose and drop them all.
Then when you're fumbling about trying to collect them say "Sorry can you help me out, please? I'm really bad at pick up limes"
....then change your name and leave the country |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Walk around carrying, like, a dozen limes and then bump into the person on purpose and drop them all.
Then when you're fumbling about trying to collect them say "Sorry can you help me out, please? I'm really bad at pick up limes"
....then change your name and leave the country "
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not the bear but it did make me laugh 
