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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a man, I like to piss on the toilet seat and piss on the floor.
It's a way of asserting my dominance over my mum, who walks around the house like she owns the place. |
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"Refer to time spent looking after their own children as "babysitting""
This one genuinely gets my goat. Especially when the same men complain that everyone who has family friendly working is a woman...  |
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Dont put the toilet seat down
put empty cartons back in the fridge
leave plates by the sink
crumbs everywhere
wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas
talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail
Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods
think fart jokes are "hilarious"
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Dont put the toilet seat down
put empty cartons back in the fridge
leave plates by the sink
crumbs everywhere
wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas
talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail
Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods
think fart jokes are "hilarious"
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Jaysus if I'm down in Waterford later during the week I'll bring Mr for a pint and have a word with him |
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By *andytownMan
over a year ago
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"Dont put the toilet seat down
put empty cartons back in the fridge
leave plates by the sink
crumbs everywhere
wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas
talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail
Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods
think fart jokes are "hilarious"
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And breathe  |
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"Dont put the toilet seat down
put empty cartons back in the fridge
leave plates by the sink
crumbs everywhere
wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas
talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail
Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods
think fart jokes are "hilarious"
Jaysus if I'm down in Waterford later during the week I'll bring Mr for a pint and have a word with him "
Im remembering back to when my brothers were growing up. Luckily for me himself has zero interest in football bar when germany and ireland are playing in the euros or world cup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miss birthdays
Tell the lies to get the ride
Men only do this ....yeah right  "
Personally I've never lied to get the ride lol and ive never had a girl lie to me to get the ride |
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"Refer to time spent looking after their own children as "babysitting"
This one genuinely gets my goat. Especially when the same men complain that everyone who has family friendly working is a woman... "
I've neither chick nor child but if I did I would call it family time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've opened a can of worms there BM 
Speaking of which ....
Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months  "
??? Is that something we are ment to be doing? |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"You've opened a can of worms there BM
Speaking of which ....
Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months "
I presume it keeps them nice and placid and he's a fisherman
I just hope it wasn't in a tupperware box you use for reheating food |
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"You've opened a can of worms there BM
Speaking of which ....
Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months
I presume it keeps them nice and placid and he's a fisherman
I just hope it wasn't in a tupperware box you use for reheating food "
That's exactly it. In fairness the box is marked so they're safe in their little hibernation |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You've opened a can of worms there BM
Speaking of which ....
Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months "
Ugh. My dad is a fisherman. My entire childhood can be summed up by one sound - live crabs scuttling all over each other in the fridge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When some try tell you how alpha they are and how inferior other guys are to them  "
Oh OH OH! This made me think of those "nice guys" who cry and whinge that women always go for asshole and nobody wants a nice guy.
Orrrr the ones who want you to be their girlfriend (aka have sex with ONLY them, text ONLY them, listen to ALL their problems, give them ALL your attention and emotional support) but insist they wanna keep things casual cos you're great but they're just not looking for a relationship.
There's a special place in hell for those ones.
This is maybe my favorite thread ever. YAY. |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"You've opened a can of worms there BM
Speaking of which ....
Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months
Ugh. My dad is a fisherman. My entire childhood can be summed up by one sound - live crabs scuttling all over each other in the fridge. "
Thats like a horror film Sbellex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You've opened a can of worms there BM
Speaking of which ....
Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months
Ugh. My dad is a fisherman. My entire childhood can be summed up by one sound - live crabs scuttling all over each other in the fridge.
Thats like a horror film Sbellex "
It wasn't too bad really. Except on birthdays when he'd put then on our beds to wake us up. |
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"You've opened a can of worms there BM
Speaking of which ....
Putting live worms in the fridge and leaving them there for months
Ugh. My dad is a fisherman. My entire childhood can be summed up by one sound - live crabs scuttling all over each other in the fridge.
Thats like a horror film Sbellex
It wasn't too bad really. Except on birthdays when he'd put then on our beds to wake us up. "
He sounds like great craic |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Drive small kids crazy with rough horseplay, teasing, and shit food, and then wonder why it ends in tears "
Shit food I'll have you know i always gave my kids the best pf takeaway food whenever I had to babysit them |
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"Reading some of the ladies comments make me think there are still a lot of cro-magnon, neanderthals around. "
Acting like they're an exception when women voice valid criticisms of men's behaviour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you ask them to do something ,they say yeah no problem. Six months later it's still not done. Sake!!"
I hold a record of two years to hang a picture, anyone beat that guys? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a man, I like to piss on the toilet seat and piss on the floor.
It's a way of asserting my dominance over my mum, who walks around the house like she owns the place."
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"When you ask them to do something ,they say yeah no problem. Six months later it's still not done. Sake!!
I hold a record of two years to hang a picture, anyone beat that guys? "
30 years in the house theres still two rooms left that need skirting |
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
north and south |
"As a man, I like to piss on the toilet seat and piss on the floor.
It's a way of asserting my dominance over my mum, who walks around the house like she owns the place.
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Your going to be in demand for D iY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mansplain,
Complain that women are a mystery without actually listening,
Believe that their penis looks attractive (no double standards here - most pussies arent attractive either ) |
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"Dont put the toilet seat down
put empty cartons back in the fridge
leave plates by the sink
crumbs everywhere
wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas
talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail
Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods
think fart jokes are "hilarious"
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Are you sure this isn’t just one particular man you’re on about  |
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"Mansplain,
Complain that women are a mystery without actually listening,
Believe that their penis looks attractive (no double standards here - most pussies arent attractive either ) "
I beg to differ, but there are a lot of lovely looking pushiest and peni  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont put the toilet seat down
put empty cartons back in the fridge
leave plates by the sink
crumbs everywhere
wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas
talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail
Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods
think fart jokes are "hilarious"
"
In fairness, farts are hilarious - especially when ye poison someone with them   |
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"Mansplain,
Complain that women are a mystery without actually listening,
Believe that their penis looks attractive (no double standards here - most pussies arent attractive either ) "
Nice interlude. In all fairness though, for some, women are a mystery without listening. For some, women are a mystery even when listening. For some, they're not sure where they are and trying to get a taxi home whilst wondering if women are mysterious. Does anybody have a taxi number? |
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Ask the question "you ok?" When its blatantly obvious something is wrong, knowing we'll get the same answer of "I'm fine", when a blind man could see something is wrong, yet no matter how often we ask what that might be, we never get an answer.
The greatest solution? Smile sweetly and say "ok, long as you're ok. Must have been my mistake thinking something was wrong" and stroll away |
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"Dont put the toilet seat down
put empty cartons back in the fridge
leave plates by the sink
crumbs everywhere
wtf is wrong with men that their farts are like noxious gas
talk incessantly about football like its some holy grail
Talk about overpaid idiots who play football like they are gods
think fart jokes are "hilarious"
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Actually, it's been scientifically proven that women's farts smell worse than men's (due to hormones).
I laughed at all your other points though (does that count me as thinking fart jokes are hilarious though?) |
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"Talk about sport as if you gave a shit"
This is portrayed quite well in a painting by a killarney based artist (not sure if still alive)..
Did a sequence of bar room set paintings entitled 7 deadly sins..
Painting is entitled "last straw"
Guy out with girlfriend but painting depicts him and mate (both in gaa shirts) heavily engrossed in conversation(obviously about sport) her sat looking away more or less raising her eyebrows as if to say "I've had enough that's the last straw" |
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Dick pics before even saying hello. If I just wanted a tool, I'd buy a dildo.
Assuming that this is a porn site or that you're going to get porn sex. (The women in those movies get paid a fair amount of money to put up with all the bullshit.)
A pet turn off for me is thinking you don't have to offer up something of yourself. Especially in a meat market like this. Yup, it's brutal - but this is your world, I'm just playing in it.
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