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"Ok, here is one,
“Nobody ever said it would be easy but they promised it would be worth it”
Put your own in and try and guess who it’s from...."
You can't polish a turd. |
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"A good start is half the battle! I can give you one on one grinds if you’d like?"
I'd need to start the level zero though. I'm on Italian at the moment thanks anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A good start is half the battle! I can give you one on one grinds if you’d like?
I'd need to start the level zero though. I'm on Italian at the moment thanks anyway "
How come you picked Italian? |
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"A good start is half the battle! I can give you one on one grinds if you’d like?
I'd need to start the level zero though. I'm on Italian at the moment thanks anyway
How come you picked Italian? "
Its easier for me and the app had an offer during the lockdown  |
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I'll always remember the advice my great grandfather gave me on his wedding day:
If it smells like chicken, keep lickin'.
If it smells like fish, get the fuck outta there. |
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"I'll always remember the advice my great grandfather gave me on his wedding day:
If it smells like chicken, keep lickin'.
If it smells like fish, get the fuck outta there."
You were at your great grand father's wedding ???.. |
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"Ok, here is one,
“Nobody ever said it would be easy but they promised it would be worth it”
Put your own in and try and guess who it’s from....
You can't polish a turd. "
Freeze and varnish X |
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To continue with the dinner theme - "there's starving children in Africa".
Never understood how me eating the rest of my dinner was supposed to helpful there... |
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"To continue with the dinner theme - "there's starving children in Africa".
Never understood how me eating the rest of my dinner was supposed to helpful there... "
and then you shuffle the same dinner items into different hiding places on the plate and say - "I'm finished now"  |
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"To continue with the dinner theme - "there's starving children in Africa".
Never understood how me eating the rest of my dinner was supposed to helpful there...
and then you shuffle the same dinner items into different hiding places on the plate and say - "I'm finished now" "
Another dinner theme ... ``Shut your mouth and eat your dinner`` am how is that possible....... |
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"Loose lips sink ships  Don’t wait for the boat coming In !! swim out to it , Alway wanted to say to a lady do you want to come on my boat lol  "
What if she can't swim?
And what song are ya jammin?  |
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Was in a pub once and there was a couple of auld fellas at the counter (when ya could sit at the counter) and this woman came in looking for someone. When she left one guy turned to the other and said
“well, if I had a box of cocks I wouldn’t give her one”
From. Bell X1 song.... Rocky took a lover
I don’t believe in any old Jesus but if there is a god then why is my arse the perfect height for kicking.
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