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Two truths and One Lie

By *rmrs1234 OP Couple over a year ago

Waterford

As above. Post two truths and one lie about yourself. Person below has to guess which one is a lie and they also post theirs. Try not to skip ya feckers Happy Saturday

Ill go first:

I had trials for the Irish womens football team

I was the only girl on the u14 hurling team

I deadlift 120kgs

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"As above. Post two truths and one lie about yourself. Person below has to guess which one is a lie and they also post theirs. Try not to skip ya feckers Happy Saturday

Ill go first:

I had trials for the Irish womens football team

I was the only girl on the u14 hurling team

I deadlift 120kgs"

Hurling team the lie?

I have broken my spine in 4 places

I worked as an undertaker in my teens

I'm allergic to strawberries

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"As above. Post two truths and one lie about yourself. Person below has to guess which one is a lie and they also post theirs. Try not to skip ya feckers Happy Saturday

Ill go first:

I had trials for the Irish womens football team

I was the only girl on the u14 hurling team

I deadlift 120kgs

Hurling team the lie?

I have broken my spine in 4 places

I worked as an undertaker in my teens

I'm allergic to strawberries"

Nope

ummm im gonna go with strawberries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As above. Post two truths and one lie about yourself. Person below has to guess which one is a lie and they also post theirs. Try not to skip ya feckers Happy Saturday

Ill go first:

I had trials for the Irish womens football team

I was the only girl on the u14 hurling team

I deadlift 120kgs

Hurling team the lie?

I have broken my spine in 4 places

I worked as an undertaker in my teens

I'm allergic to strawberries"
I'm going with undertaker

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"As above. Post two truths and one lie about yourself. Person below has to guess which one is a lie and they also post theirs. Try not to skip ya feckers Happy Saturday

Ill go first:

I had trials for the Irish womens football team

I was the only girl on the u14 hurling team

I deadlift 120kgs

Hurling team the lie?

I have broken my spine in 4 places

I worked as an undertaker in my teens

I'm allergic to strawberries

Nope

ummm im gonna go with strawberries"

Spot on - I did used to be but I grew out of it.

In that case the 120? Although I don't think you'd be far off it

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"As above. Post two truths and one lie about yourself. Person below has to guess which one is a lie and they also post theirs. Try not to skip ya feckers Happy Saturday

Ill go first:

I had trials for the Irish womens football team

I was the only girl on the u14 hurling team

I deadlift 120kgs

Hurling team the lie?

I have broken my spine in 4 places

I worked as an undertaker in my teens

I'm allergic to strawberries

Nope

ummm im gonna go with strawberries

Spot on - I did used to be but I grew out of it.

In that case the 120? Although I don't think you'd be far off it

you are correct 110 was my best lol

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"As above. Post two truths and one lie about yourself. Person below has to guess which one is a lie and they also post theirs. Try not to skip ya feckers Happy Saturday

Ill go first:

I had trials for the Irish womens football team

I was the only girl on the u14 hurling team

I deadlift 120kgs

Hurling team the lie?

I have broken my spine in 4 places

I worked as an undertaker in my teens

I'm allergic to strawberries

Nope

ummm im gonna go with strawberries

Spot on - I did used to be but I grew out of it.

In that case the 120? Although I don't think you'd be far off it

you are correct 110 was my best lol"

Still impressive

I got stuck at 100 and for a host of reasons haven't been consistent with the barbell in ages.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I practice erotic tantric massage..

I speak fluent french..

I was on the county's junior/senior camogie team..

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"I practice erotic tantric massage..

I speak fluent french..

I was on the county's junior/senior camogie team..

if its mr you weren on the camogie team

If its mrs im gonna say fluent french

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple over a year ago

Waterford

Im qualified in law

I can do the splits

I was ranked No1 for 3 years in my weight class

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I practice erotic tantric massage..

I speak fluent french..

I was on the county's junior/senior camogie team..

if its mr you weren on the camogie team

If its mrs im gonna say fluent french"

I'm going massage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im qualified in law

I can do the splits

I was ranked No1 for 3 years in my weight class"

Law

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple over a year ago

Waterford

incorrect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I practice erotic tantric massage..

I speak fluent french..

I was on the county's junior/senior camogie team..

if its mr you weren on the camogie team

If its mrs im gonna say fluent french"

It's Mrs and you are correct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once performed as Tina Turner on a booze cruise drag contest.

I'm allergic to be bee stings

When I was 5 I ran through a circus bigtop with my pants down because I thought I was a clown

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By *kcoupleCouple over a year ago

.....

Mr here.

I once found a live hand granade in a field.

I won two European Kik boxing titles in my early 20's.

I currently have two broken bones in my body.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The circus act

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The circus act

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im qualified in law

I can do the splits

I was ranked No1 for 3 years in my weight class"

Splits?

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"Mr here.

I once found a live hand granade in a field.

I won two European Kik boxing titles in my early 20's.

I currently have two broken bones in my body.

im gonna go with the two broken bones

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"Im qualified in law

I can do the splits

I was ranked No1 for 3 years in my weight class

Splits?

correct

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By *kcoupleCouple over a year ago

.....

"Mr here.

I once found a live hand granade in a field.

I won two European Kik boxing titles in my early 20's.

I currently have two broken bones in my body.

im gonna go with the two broken bones"

Nope, two small broken bones in my foot. I kick boxed at a decent level but never win a thing

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Raced at Mondello

Hiked to 10,000 ft above sea level

Skydived.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The hiking?

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"The hiking? "
Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was captain of the school volleyball team

Lead of the majorettes squad

Worked in a fun fair

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"I was captain of the school volleyball team

Lead of the majorettes squad

Worked in a fun fair "

Majorettes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I was captain of the school volleyball team

Lead of the majorettes squad

Worked in a fun fair "

Has to be a fun fair with those fun pair

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

I won a supreme court case

I was once believed to be dead

I stood between Daniel Day Lewis and his wife while they had an argument and she ate the bollox off him

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Raced at Mondello

Hiked to 10,000 ft above sea level

Skydived. "

Raced at Mondello

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By *rmrs1234 OP Couple over a year ago

Waterford

"I won a supreme court case

I was once believed to be dead

I stood between Daniel Day Lewis and his wife while they had an argument and she ate the bollox off him "

errrr im gonna with the believed to be dead

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I won a supreme court case

I was once believed to be dead

I stood between Daniel Day Lewis and his wife while they had an argument and she ate the bollox off him

errrr im gonna with the believed to be dead"

Until the sheet was taken off the body..my dad and the Gardai thought it was me

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"Raced at Mondello

Hiked to 10,000 ft above sea level

Skydived.

Raced at Mondello"

Nope. I haven't skydived....yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was captain of the school volleyball team

Lead of the majorettes squad

Worked in a fun fair

Has to be a fun fair with those fun pair

Yes

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I can do the splits

The first time I was d*unk I was 3 years old.

I have an irrational fear of polystyrene packaging.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The d*unk one

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"The d*unk one

I was thinking either gripe water or robbing someone's whiskey off the table at christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The polystyrene phobia?

I have an IQ of 150

I had cancer in my twenties

I'm qualified in two completely different professions

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"The d*unk one

Nope I found a half bottle of sherry in the kitchen and drank it all seemingly.

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"The polystyrene phobia?

I have an IQ of 150

I had cancer in my twenties

I'm qualified in two completely different professions"

No sadly I have a phobia of polystyrene.

The qualification in 2 professions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The polystyrene phobia?

I have an IQ of 150

I had cancer in my twenties

I'm qualified in two completely different professions

No sadly I have a phobia of polystyrene.

The qualification in 2 professions. "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The polystyrene phobia?

I have an IQ of 150

I had cancer in my twenties

I'm qualified in two completely different professions

No sadly I have a phobia of polystyrene.

The qualification in 2 professions.

Nope"

The cance one

And mine:

I once caught a tuna fish

I skippered a yacht that sailed around Ireland

I worked in a French ski resort for a season

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The polystyrene phobia?

I have an IQ of 150

I had cancer in my twenties

I'm qualified in two completely different professions

No sadly I have a phobia of polystyrene.

The qualification in 2 professions.

Nope

The cance one

And mine:

I once caught a tuna fish

I skippered a yacht that sailed around Ireland

I worked in a French ski resort for a season

Also incorrect

The ski resort

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By *ornyfireCouple over a year ago

Middle Earth

"The polystyrene phobia?

I have an IQ of 150

I had cancer in my twenties

I'm qualified in two completely different professions

No sadly I have a phobia of polystyrene.

The qualification in 2 professions.

Nope"

The 150 IQ

I resuced a few baby hedgehogs.

Ran 1/2 marathon this morning.

Bacon and cabbage is my favourite dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The polystyrene phobia?

I have an IQ of 150

I had cancer in my twenties

I'm qualified in two completely different professions

No sadly I have a phobia of polystyrene.

The qualification in 2 professions.

Nope

The cance one

And mine:

I once caught a tuna fish

I skippered a yacht that sailed around Ireland

I worked in a French ski resort for a season

Also incorrect

The ski resort"

Incorrect

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"The polystyrene phobia?

I have an IQ of 150

I had cancer in my twenties

I'm qualified in two completely different professions"

So its The I Q one...must look up what the different figures are for that ...haven't a clue

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By *ornyfireCouple over a year ago

Middle Earth

@farside caught a tuna?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"@farside caught a tuna? "

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The polystyrene phobia?

I have an IQ of 150

I had cancer in my twenties

I'm qualified in two completely different professions

No sadly I have a phobia of polystyrene.

The qualification in 2 professions.

Nope

The 150 IQ

I resuced a few baby hedgehogs.

Ran 1/2 marathon this morning.

Bacon and cabbage is my favourite dinner.

It was the only one left in fairness!

Bacon and cabbage

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By *ornyfireCouple over a year ago

Middle Earth

"The polystyrene phobia?

I have an IQ of 150

I had cancer in my twenties

I'm qualified in two completely different professions

No sadly I have a phobia of polystyrene.

The qualification in 2 professions.

Nope

The 150 IQ

I resuced a few baby hedgehogs.

Ran 1/2 marathon this morning.

Bacon and cabbage is my favourite dinner.

It was the only one left in fairness!

Bacon and cabbage"

Ha ha actually took me so long to think of my own I hadn't seen the other answer.

And afraid not love bacon and cabbage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ran 1/2 a marathon .... I would be very impressed if you were on here after running a half marathon!

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By *ornyfireCouple over a year ago

Middle Earth

"Ran 1/2 a marathon .... I would be very impressed if you were on here after running a half marathon!"

Correct I did it last Saturday morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ran 1/2 a marathon .... I would be very impressed if you were on here after running a half marathon!

Correct I did it last Saturday morning. "

Impressive. Where did you run it?

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By *ornyfireCouple over a year ago

Middle Earth

"Ran 1/2 a marathon .... I would be very impressed if you were on here after running a half marathon!

Correct I did it last Saturday morning.

Impressive. Where did you run it? "

Was supposed to be in achill but with restrictions you did it virtually so in my own area, said it would be my 1st and last but they are kinda addictive, taught I'd be crippled but was fine surprisingly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't swim

I've never broken a bone in my body

I'm Batman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ran 1/2 a marathon .... I would be very impressed if you were on here after running a half marathon!

Correct I did it last Saturday morning.

Impressive. Where did you run it?

Food going doing it on your own, wwithout the adrenaline of the crowd cheering you on and water stations etc they have on the official routes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't swim

I've never broken a bone in my body

I'm Batman

Lol.in gonna say, you arent really batman. Although, I dont think I've ever seen batman swim, or break a bone!

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By *ardyboy54321Man over a year ago

Fermanagh

I'd say ya can't swim is the truth

I've never been in Holland & Barrett

I was a rose of tralee escort

I drove an ex Colin mcrea subaru

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By *ilthyNightsCouple over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I have performed in several operas including a run in the Royal Opera House Convent Garden.

I breed tortoises.

I have 3 nipples

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By *ilthyNightsCouple over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"I'd say ya can't swim is the truth

I've never been in Holland & Barrett

I was a rose of tralee escort

I drove an ex Colin mcrea subaru

Your lie is: I've never been in Holland & Barrett

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I have performed in several operas including a run in the Royal Opera House Convent Garden.

I breed tortoises.

I have 3 nipples"

Between both of ye or what

I think breeding tortoise is the lie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best humble brag thread ever!

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"Best humble brag thread ever!

Sure give it a go

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By *ilthyNightsCouple over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"I have performed in several operas including a run in the Royal Opera House Convent Garden.

I breed tortoises.

I have 3 nipples

Between both of ye or what

I think breeding tortoise is the lie "

lol no its just me

You are correct we only have 1 tortoise in the family

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't ride a bike

I speak 4 languages

I love cats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't ride a bike

I speak 4 languages

I love cats

Hmm, I think you may actually hate cats!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im younger than my fab DOB states

I have allergy on nuts

I was married 3 times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't ride a bike

I speak 4 languages

I love cats

Hmm, I think you may actually hate cats! "

Spot on! Hate the fuckers

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By *ornyfireCouple over a year ago

Middle Earth

"Im younger than my fab DOB states

I have allergy on nuts

I was married 3 times"

Lie is allergy to nuts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im younger than my fab DOB states

I have allergy on nuts

I was married 3 times

Lie is allergy to nuts? "
keep trying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im younger than my fab DOB states

I have allergy on nuts

I was married 3 times

Lie is allergy to nuts? keep trying

Married 3 times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ex rally driver

Signed the official secret act

7 H-cap in golf

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By *orthDublinDRMan over a year ago

Clongriffin

Have gone Streaking

Had sex with 2 sisters one day after the other

Got caught having sex with my GAA managers daughter by him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have gone Streaking

Had sex with 2 sisters one day after the other

Got caught having sex with my GAA managers daughter by him"

Gonna say the 2 sisters is a lie... or else my jealousy Hope's that haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was locked in a burning building as a baby.

I was a lecturer I quantum physics.

I have a private pilot's licence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was locked in a burning building as a baby.

I was a lecturer I quantum physics.

I have a private pilot's licence. "

Quantum physics is a lie??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have gone Streaking

Had sex with 2 sisters one day after the other

Got caught having sex with my GAA managers daughter by him"

I'm hoping the GAA managers story is a lie!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was locked in a burning building as a baby.

I was a lecturer I quantum physics.

I have a private pilot's licence.

Quantum physics is a lie??"

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was locked in a burning building as a baby.

I was a lecturer I quantum physics.

I have a private pilot's licence.

Quantum physics is a lie??

Nope."

Oh I hate you for saying no. Quantum physics is my secret fetish.

You must be lying about the burning building

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok here we go

1- ive played inter county football

2- ive appeared in game of thrones

3- I once fucked my ex and her mother , separately , the same weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was locked in a burning building as a baby.

I was a lecturer I quantum physics.

I have a private pilot's licence.

Quantum physics is a lie??

Nope.

Oh I hate you for saying no. Quantum physics is my secret fetish.

You must be lying about the burning building "

Nope. My brother set the apartment ablaze when we were home alone, but then were too small to reach the latch to open the front door. Downstairs neighbours got us out before it all burnt down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope. My brother set the apartment ablaze when we were home alone, but then were too small to reach the latch to open the front door. Downstairs neighbours got us out before it all burnt down."

Oh, oh! It's the pilot one!

I must be some kind of sorcerer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope. My brother set the apartment ablaze when we were home alone, but then were too small to reach the latch to open the front door. Downstairs neighbours got us out before it all burnt down.

Oh, oh! It's the pilot one!

I must be some kind of sorcerer

Haha yeah. Sure I only got my regular drivers licence a couple years back.

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By *orthDublinDRMan over a year ago

Clongriffin

"Have gone Streaking

Had sex with 2 sisters one day after the other

Got caught having sex with my GAA managers daughter by him

I'm hoping the GAA managers story is a lie!!"

Nope number 2 is a lie. But almost happened haha

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By *Sparkie.Man over a year ago

Ratoath

I'm a champion Irish Dancer and performed with Riverdance.

I read the readings on a Sunday morning on the mass broadcast Live on TV d*unk.

I once auditioned for a female role in a play and was selected to play the part ahead of all the women who auditioned.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was locked in a burning building as a baby.

I was a lecturer I quantum physics.

I have a private pilot's licence.

Quantum physics is a lie??

Nope."

Bright spark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a champion Irish Dancer and performed with Riverdance.

I read the readings on a Sunday morning on the mass broadcast Live on TV d*unk.

I once auditioned for a female role in a play and was selected to play the part ahead of all the women who auditioned.

3 is the lie?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a champion Irish Dancer and performed with Riverdance.

I read the readings on a Sunday morning on the mass broadcast Live on TV d*unk.

I once auditioned for a female role in a play and was selected to play the part ahead of all the women who auditioned.

3 ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have been held at gun point

I have a secret love child

I have never played bi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been held at gun point

I have a secret love child

I have never played bi"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been held at gun point

I have a secret love child

I have never played bi"

2??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been held at gun point

I have a secret love child

I have never played bi

2??"

Unfortunately, no!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been held at gun point

I have a secret love child

I have never played bi

2??

Unfortunately, no!"

1??

It's not a secret now!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been held at gun point

I have a secret love child

I have never played bi

2??

Unfortunately, no!

1??

It's not a secret now!!"

Lol. 3!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1. I’ve played guitar in front of 40,000 people

2, I once nearly got caught wanking by the window cleaner

3, have 3 dogs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. I’ve played guitar in front of 40,000 people

2, I once nearly got caught wanking by the window cleaner

3, have 3 dogs "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/09/20 08:37:56]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep

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By *Sparkie.Man over a year ago

Ratoath

"I'm a champion Irish Dancer and performed with Riverdance.

I read the readings on a Sunday morning on the mass broadcast Live on TV d*unk.

I once auditioned for a female role in a play and was selected to play the part ahead of all the women who auditioned.

3 ?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im younger than my fab DOB states

I have allergy on nuts

I was married 3 times

Lie is allergy to nuts? keep trying

Married 3 times "

Correct.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1) I’ve never had a sexual liaison with a woman on FAB

2) I’ve met good old little Miggledy twice (president for those confused

)

3) I sold an instrument I played to Ed Sheeran

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1st one, unless you and your partner don't have sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1st one, unless you and your partner don't have sex"

Oops I meant to say apart from her good self

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1) I’ve never had a sexual liaison with a woman on FAB

2) I’ve met good old little Miggledy twice (president for those confused

)

3) I sold an instrument I played to Ed Sheeran "

2 is the lie. You've met him more than twice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/09/20 00:48:21]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get paid to read minds.

I married the same man twice.

I own a sex shop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 I’ve a brilliant memory

2 I’ve 2 kids

3 I’ve met Bryan Adams in CK briefs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get paid to read minds.

I married the same man twice.

I own a sex shop

Definitely can’t make the same mistake twice can you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That ones true.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1 I’ve a brilliant memory

2 I’ve 2 kids

3 I’ve met Bryan Adams in CK briefs

No 1 is the lie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That ones true. "

Wow that must have been really good so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1 I’ve a brilliant memory

2 I’ve 2 kids

3 I’ve met Bryan Adams in CK briefs

No 1 is the lie "

1 is the truth so you’ve a 50/50 chance now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1) I’ve never had a sexual liaison with a woman on FAB

2) I’ve met good old little Miggledy twice (president for those confused

)

3) I sold an instrument I played to Ed Sheeran

2 is the lie. You've met him more than twice?

No it’s true actually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You sold the instrument is the lie

1.l met the legendary Richard Harris .

2. I met Sting.

3. I met Messi.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You sold the instrument is the lie

1.l met the legendary Richard Harris .

2. I met Sting.

3. I met Messi."

Nope the instrument is true

You never met Sting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get paid to read minds.

I married the same man twice.

I own a sex shop

Hmmmm... number 2 is false...but they all sound probable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1. I’ve met Al Pacino

2. I can touch my nose with my toe (I’m 6’5)

3. I’ve been a social media star

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get paid to read minds.

I married the same man twice.

I own a sex shop

What answer am I thinking?!

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"1. I’ve met Al Pacino

2. I can touch my nose with my toe (I’m 6’5)

3. I’ve been a social media star "

3 although your profile says 6'4

Al pacino had a meet and greet 2 years ago in Trinity I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. I’ve met Al Pacino

2. I can touch my nose with my toe (I’m 6’5)

3. I’ve been a social media star

3 although your profile says 6'4

Al pacino had a meet and greet 2 years ago in Trinity I think "

Two left

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love big tits

Wife knows I'm here

Horny at work always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love big tits

Wife knows I'm here

Horny at work always"

3 is the lie!! If Tim in accounting makes you horny I’m surprised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love big tits

Wife knows I'm here

Horny at work always

3 is the lie!! If Tim in accounting makes you horny I’m surprised

Ha ha so close but incorrect ha ha

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