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How often is it acceptable to clip your toenails.

By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

How often do you clip your toenails. I like to wait until they grow nice and long and start to curl. They look so pretty then as well if you paint them. Also handy if your hands are tied you can still use your feet to run your nails down someones back and pull them tighter into you while gripping with your nails. Just wondered what everyone else thinks on this as some guys have told me mine are too long.

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

I think it's time to cut when they start curling back on themselves. Don't want them growing into the ends of your toes.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Not as easy to suck toes when the nails are too long. They catch on your tonsils.

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Not as easy to suck toes when the nails are too long. They catch on your tonsils.

Ah but it can be a new way to tickle tonsils

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cut them when you feel they need to be cut ..it's a pure personal decision..

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Also handy if you're tied up and the fella keels over ,you could cut your binds and leg it

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By *ed_AliceWoman over a year ago

Belfast

"Also handy if you're tied up and the fella keels over ,you could cut your binds and leg it

Or they could be used to pick the locks on the handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry you've been a victim of toenail shaming, OP.

I'm here if you need to talk, anytime xxxx

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Boscissorfeet

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Also handy if you're tied up and the fella keels over ,you could cut your binds and leg it

Or they could be used to pick the locks on the handcuffs

See long toenails are really good can be used so many ways

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I'm sorry you've been a victim of toenail shaming, OP.

I'm here if you need to talk, anytime xxxx"

Thank you that's very kind of you I may have to take you up on that offer to get over the trauma

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

How many nails do you get per bottle of nail varnish

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Boscissorfeet

You're a genius that shall be my new name from now on.

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"How many nails do you get per bottle of nail varnish "

4 if I just do one coat. I do have to wear a size bigger shoe tho but that's the price of beauty I guess

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"How many nails do you get per bottle of nail varnish

4 if I just do one coat. I do have to wear a size bigger shoe tho but that's the price of beauty I guess

You'll never get back into those thigh high sexy leather boots anymore

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"How many nails do you get per bottle of nail varnish

4 if I just do one coat. I do have to wear a size bigger shoe tho but that's the price of beauty I guess

You'll never get back into those thigh high sexy leather boots anymore "

I'll just cut the toe section out then my beautiful multifunction toe nails can be shown in all their glorious beauty. I think it will add a new sexier element to the boots.

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"How many nails do you get per bottle of nail varnish

4 if I just do one coat. I do have to wear a size bigger shoe tho but that's the price of beauty I guess

You'll never get back into those thigh high sexy leather boots anymore

I'll just cut the toe section out then my beautiful multifunction toe nails can be shown in all their glorious beauty. I think it will add a new sexier element to the boots.

Absolute genius idea

How the hell are you so bad at puzzles

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"How many nails do you get per bottle of nail varnish

4 if I just do one coat. I do have to wear a size bigger shoe tho but that's the price of beauty I guess

You'll never get back into those thigh high sexy leather boots anymore

I'll just cut the toe section out then my beautiful multifunction toe nails can be shown in all their glorious beauty. I think it will add a new sexier element to the boots.

Absolute genius idea

How the hell are you so bad at puzzles "

Don't pay enough attention to them too busy painting my nails.

And oi I have got one right all by myself I think....... I'm sure I did.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wen you can use them for riot shields its time to get the clippers out

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"How many nails do you get per bottle of nail varnish

4 if I just do one coat. I do have to wear a size bigger shoe tho but that's the price of beauty I guess

You'll never get back into those thigh high sexy leather boots anymore

I'll just cut the toe section out then my beautiful multifunction toe nails can be shown in all their glorious beauty. I think it will add a new sexier element to the boots.

Absolute genius idea

How the hell are you so bad at puzzles

Don't pay enough attention to them too busy painting my nails.

And oi I have got one right all by myself I think....... I'm sure I did.

Bo the only question you got right was...what is your name

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"How many nails do you get per bottle of nail varnish

4 if I just do one coat. I do have to wear a size bigger shoe tho but that's the price of beauty I guess

You'll never get back into those thigh high sexy leather boots anymore

I'll just cut the toe section out then my beautiful multifunction toe nails can be shown in all their glorious beauty. I think it will add a new sexier element to the boots.

Absolute genius idea

How the hell are you so bad at puzzles

Don't pay enough attention to them too busy painting my nails.

And oi I have got one right all by myself I think....... I'm sure I did.

Bo the only question you got right was...what is your name

Even spelt that OB as well.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"How many nails do you get per bottle of nail varnish

4 if I just do one coat. I do have to wear a size bigger shoe tho but that's the price of beauty I guess

You'll never get back into those thigh high sexy leather boots anymore

I'll just cut the toe section out then my beautiful multifunction toe nails can be shown in all their glorious beauty. I think it will add a new sexier element to the boots.

Absolute genius idea

How the hell are you so bad at puzzles

Don't pay enough attention to them too busy painting my nails.

And oi I have got one right all by myself I think....... I'm sure I did.

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"How many nails do you get per bottle of nail varnish

4 if I just do one coat. I do have to wear a size bigger shoe tho but that's the price of beauty I guess

You'll never get back into those thigh high sexy leather boots anymore

I'll just cut the toe section out then my beautiful multifunction toe nails can be shown in all their glorious beauty. I think it will add a new sexier element to the boots.

Absolute genius idea

How the hell are you so bad at puzzles

Don't pay enough attention to them too busy painting my nails.

And oi I have got one right all by myself I think....... I'm sure I did.

Bo the only question you got right was...what is your name

Even spelt that OB as well.

On fire tonight Bo

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"How many nails do you get per bottle of nail varnish

4 if I just do one coat. I do have to wear a size bigger shoe tho but that's the price of beauty I guess

You'll never get back into those thigh high sexy leather boots anymore

I'll just cut the toe section out then my beautiful multifunction toe nails can be shown in all their glorious beauty. I think it will add a new sexier element to the boots.

Absolute genius idea

How the hell are you so bad at puzzles

Don't pay enough attention to them too busy painting my nails.

And oi I have got one right all by myself I think....... I'm sure I did.

Shhhhh shurrup you I got another one right before that I'm sure I did.

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By *orguyMan over a year ago

Tuam

I've a farrier coming tomorrow to shoe a few horses...I'll send him over to you.

PM me your eircode

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I've a farrier coming tomorrow to shoe a few horses...I'll send him over to you.

PM me your eircode

But I like my toes long can balance the boobs out better with a long toe

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"I've a farrier coming tomorrow to shoe a few horses...I'll send him over to you.

PM me your eircode

But I like my toes long can balance the boobs out better with a long toe

And handy for catching spiders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've a farrier coming tomorrow to shoe a few horses...I'll send him over to you.

PM me your eircode

But I like my toes long can balance the boobs out better with a long toe

I like mine long enough that I can scratch my nose , that's something I learned in my hot yoga class

If only I was there now ......I wouldn't be stuck to this matress

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I've a farrier coming tomorrow to shoe a few horses...I'll send him over to you.

PM me your eircode

But I like my toes long can balance the boobs out better with a long toe

I like mine long enough that I can scratch my nose , that's something I learned in my hot yoga class

If only I was there now ......I wouldn't be stuck to this matress

You could always take the mattress with you to it.

Ohh and a new idea for the nails good plan I like it.

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I've a farrier coming tomorrow to shoe a few horses...I'll send him over to you.

PM me your eircode

But I like my toes long can balance the boobs out better with a long toe

And handy for catching spiders

But then I might get a smudge on my polish

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I've a farrier coming tomorrow to shoe a few horses...I'll send him over to you.

PM me your eircode

But I like my toes long can balance the boobs out better with a long toe

And handy for catching spiders

But then I might get a smudge on my polish

Then you'd have to run some nail varnish remover on your smudge ...could be painful

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I've a farrier coming tomorrow to shoe a few horses...I'll send him over to you.

PM me your eircode

But I like my toes long can balance the boobs out better with a long toe

And handy for catching spiders

But then I might get a smudge on my polish

Then you'd have to run some nail varnish remover on your smudge ...could be painful "

Ohhhh now I imagine that would be very painful I think

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By *NawtyCplCouple over a year ago

Around and about

No sexier sound than the clack clack clack of toenails on floorboards

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"No sexier sound than the clack clack clack of toenails on floorboards

Bo's are so long they go clack clack on the ceiling

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"No sexier sound than the clack clack clack of toenails on floorboards

Bo's are so long they go clack clack on the ceiling "

They are handy tho for hanging upside down you get an amazing grip

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"No sexier sound than the clack clack clack of toenails on floorboards

Bo's are so long they go clack clack on the ceiling

They are handy tho for hanging upside down you get an amazing grip

SPIDER BO

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By *orguyMan over a year ago

Tuam

"No sexier sound than the clack clack clack of toenails on floorboards

Bo's are so long they go clack clack on the ceiling

They are handy tho for hanging upside down you get an amazing grip

SPIDER BO

SPIDER BO "

BAT BO

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By *ustBo OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"No sexier sound than the clack clack clack of toenails on floorboards

Bo's are so long they go clack clack on the ceiling

They are handy tho for hanging upside down you get an amazing grip

SPIDER BO

BAT BO

BAT BO"

I'm multitalented

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