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Lost my virginity in IKEA aisle 13

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By *ebel_Lion OP   Man  over a year ago

cork

I lost my virginity in Aisle 13 in an Ikea outside Stockholm when I lived there briefly in the 90s. The police were surprisingly ok about it when I was arrested, and we did get a great round of applause from the staff who were watching on. Anyway, my question is, does the forum think that It was unfair that i had to pay full price for the sheets on the bed, given that they were used??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow fair play to you!

I supose it depends if there were any swedish meatballs on the sheets also before buying them

Now the tagline 'The wonderful everyday' makes sense..

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By *ed_AliceWoman  over a year ago

Belfast

I'm surprised you didn't get free food. Maybe meatballs or a hotdog.

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By *ebel_Lion OP   Man  over a year ago

cork

I was too busy looking to see where i had left my pants to try the restaurant

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick


"I lost my virginity in Aisle 13 in an Ikea outside Stockholm when I lived there briefly in the 90s. The police were surprisingly ok about it when I was arrested, and we did get a great round of applause from the staff who were watching on. Anyway, my question is, does the forum think that It was unfair that i had to pay full price for the sheets on the bed, given that they were used??"

Brilliant, some imagination by you both!

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

You proved that theory wrong OP, 13 is a lucky number after all

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By *orguyMan  over a year ago

Tuam


"I lost my virginity in Aisle 13 in an Ikea outside Stockholm when I lived there briefly in the 90s. The police were surprisingly ok about it when I was arrested, and we did get a great round of applause from the staff who were watching on. Anyway, my question is, does the forum think that It was unfair that i had to pay full price for the sheets on the bed, given that they were used??"

Cheapskate....I went to Brown Thomas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How many pencils did you steal with the sheets ?

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By *ebel_Lion OP   Man  over a year ago

cork

im not sure what your pointing at here

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By *easingTimMan  over a year ago

Loughlinstown


"You proved that theory wrong OP, 13 is a lucky number after all "

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Lucky for some alright

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By *ohng69Man  over a year ago

athenry

Did you get to use the measuring tape?

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