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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
somewhere |
A Woman comes Home and tells her Husband:-
"Remember those Headaches I've been having all these years..??? Well, They're Gone."
"No More Headaches." The Husband asks. "Jeez. What happened"..???
His Wife replies. "The doctor referred me to a
Hipnotherapist
He told me to stand in front of a Mirror, stare at myself and repeat “I do not have a Headache; I do not have a Headache, I do not have a Headache”. It Worked..?!?! The Headaches Are All Gone Now"..
The Husband replies. "Well, that is Wonderful."
His Wife then says. "You know, you haven't been exactly a Ball of Fire in the Bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the Hipnotherapist and see if he can do anything for that"..??
The Husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the Husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his Wife and carries her into the Bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says. "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the Bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and Jumps into Bed with her and makes Mad, Passionate Love to his Wife like never before.
His wife says. "Boy, that was Wonderful."
The husband says. "Don't Move..! I'll Be Right Back"..
He goes back into the Bathroom, comes back and Round Two was even better than the First Time.
The Wife sits up and her Head is Spinning.
Her Husband again says. "Don't Move, I'll Be Right Back."
With that, he goes back in the Bathroom. This time, his Wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom, she sees him standing at the Mirror and saying."
“She's Not My Wife.
She's Not My Wife.
She's Not My Wife.”
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His Funeral Service will be held on Tuesday at 1pm..! |
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over a year ago
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"A Woman comes Home and tells her Husband:-
"Remember those Headaches I've been having all these years..??? Well, They're Gone."
"No More Headaches." The Husband asks. "Jeez. What happened"..???
His Wife replies. "The doctor referred me to a
Hipnotherapist
He told me to stand in front of a Mirror, stare at myself and repeat “I do not have a Headache; I do not have a Headache, I do not have a Headache”. It Worked..?!?! The Headaches Are All Gone Now"..
The Husband replies. "Well, that is Wonderful."
His Wife then says. "You know, you haven't been exactly a Ball of Fire in the Bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the Hipnotherapist and see if he can do anything for that"..??
The Husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the Husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his Wife and carries her into the Bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says. "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the Bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and Jumps into Bed with her and makes Mad, Passionate Love to his Wife like never before.
His wife says. "Boy, that was Wonderful."
The husband says. "Don't Move..! I'll Be Right Back"..
He goes back into the Bathroom, comes back and Round Two was even better than the First Time.
The Wife sits up and her Head is Spinning.
Her Husband again says. "Don't Move, I'll Be Right Back."
With that, he goes back in the Bathroom. This time, his Wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom, she sees him standing at the Mirror and saying."
“She's Not My Wife.
She's Not My Wife.
She's Not My Wife.”
*
His Funeral Service will be held on Tuesday at 1pm..!"
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What did Homer Simpson say
after he scored his son's teacher?
"Well now I know why they call you Miss Hoover!"  "
Lol. We all know Homer doesnt remember the names of teachers...
"Her name is Miss Krabapple?? I've been calling her Crandle!! Agh, I've been making an idiot out of myself.."  |
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"I had the best sex of my life last night with a blind women.
She said I had the biggest cock she'd ever gotten hold off
I said you're pulling my leg  "
I had sex with a Mime last night. She did unspeakable things to me. |
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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
somewhere |
"I had the best sex of my life last night with a blind women.
She said I had the biggest cock she'd ever gotten hold off
I said you're pulling my leg
I had sex with a Mime last night. She did unspeakable things to me. "
Robbing that for my dad |
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John Wayne rides his detachment of US cavalry into town..
As they reach the town saloon he raises his arm and shouts "woah"
Bringing the detachment to halt..
He gets off his horse and strides over (john Wayne style) towards the doors of the saloon where a saloon girl is standing..
Approaching her he asks "excuse me maam,but how much would you charge for the pleasure of my company"
Looking him up and down she replies in southern drawl "well sir I'd charge you 20$..."
Raising his arm john wayne goes "company woah". |
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John wayne leads a party of US marines on the beach under heavy japanese fire at Iwa Jiva...
He shouts the order "ok marines hit the beach"
They all drop to their knees and start slapping the beach going
"Naughty beach
Naughty beach
Naughty beach
Naughty beach" |
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"My mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand."
Shiver me timbers  |
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