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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any variation on the use of mmmmmmm
Holier than thou attitudes
The echo from shouting with your head up your ass
Tar boilers and chicken pluckers.
Moist
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You've been mulling over this for some time, haven't you?  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Anyone that posts something and then puts "Lol" at the end of the sentence
Lol"
In fairness I left myself open to that but it's normally creepy men that do it ....not intelligent women....lol  |
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"Any variation on the use of mmmmmmm
Holier than thou attitudes
The echo from shouting with your head up your ass
Tar boilers and chicken pluckers.
Moist
You've been mulling over this for some time, haven't you? "
Whatever gave you that idea?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone that put some variation of 'drama free life' in there profile, experience has thought us that what that really means is they love drama"
Eh, to us it usually means a partner they don't want knowing what they're up to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone that put some variation of 'drama free life' in there profile, experience has thought us that what that really means is they love drama
Eh, to us it usually means a partner they don't want knowing what they're up to "
That's all part of the drama ain't it hahah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the moment sooo fucking much.
It's ok boobs, share all with the circle of trust 
We'd need a new tread if I started "
I'll make a request to admins to create a new 'Booobs ranting' forum instead of the NI Forum being touted so  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At the moment sooo fucking much.
It's ok boobs, share all with the circle of trust
We'd need a new tread if I started
I'll make a request to admins to create a new 'Booobs ranting' forum instead of the NI Forum being touted so "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guys giving out blanket apologies for the mistakes of a few. Ladies whose picture has the entire butchers window on display. No shows.. Poor intimate hygiene.. Warm beer and cold chips. |
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detest the words eating pussy
Can lick for hours
go straight into sex talk
extremely hairy bushy nether regions but expect prospective play mates to be trimmed or shaved
people who are dog ignorant and like to argue for the sake of arguing then call themselves "straight talkers"
Marmite
warm chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me it's that close up picture of someone's mouth and they are licking their top lip.
It's just been totally done and a cliche at this point. Saw lads doing it on here too!!! |
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Toilet pics
Female pics on a male profile
Textspk in profile text
Cheaters
15 dick pics
Overly long profile text
Overly short profile text
Zero effort profiles
Probably loads more but those come straight to mind
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""Discretion assured and expected"
Pmsl
Lee
Another one that means they don't want there other half to find out hahaha"
To me it means - that they're willing to hook up with people who they think are way below their league and they would feel embarrassed if seen around town with another fabber. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone says sexcited like its the first time someone has heard it....
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Seeing it for the first time. Can't unsee it but will try to contain myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone says sexcited like its the first time someone has heard it....
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Seeing it for the first time. Can't unsee it but will try to contain myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When someone says sexcited like its the first time someone has heard it....
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Or the status "two more sleeps", we get it, you're getting laid this weekend |
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By *oseredWoman
over a year ago
Dublin |
How's Fabbing treating you.
"Any fun lately" from a stranger.
You free now? Messages
Bad teeth
Profile full of dick pics.
Couple profile with only pics of one half of the couple
Etc, etc, etc... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Judgemental people on the forums
But its soo much fun"
I'm afraid to say lol or flirt in case it's a turn off or be sarcastic in case it's picked up wrong ..so for now il just say .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Judgemental people on the forums
But its soo much fun
I'm afraid to say lol or flirt in case it's a turn off or be sarcastic in case it's picked up wrong ..so for now il just say ...."
Oh can I add cringy flirting to my list..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Judgemental people on the forums
But its soo much fun
I'm afraid to say lol or flirt in case it's a turn off or be sarcastic in case it's picked up wrong ..so for now il just say ....
Oh can I add cringy flirting to my list....."
Was waiting for it |
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"Judgemental people on the forums
But its soo much fun
I'm afraid to say lol or flirt in case it's a turn off or be sarcastic in case it's picked up wrong ..so for now il just say ....
Oh can I add cringy flirting to my list....."
define cringy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Judgemental people on the forums
But its soo much fun
I'm afraid to say lol or flirt in case it's a turn off or be sarcastic in case it's picked up wrong ..so for now il just say ....
Oh can I add cringy flirting to my list.....
define cringy"
I cant define it....
But ya know when you read it and think "Ah Jazus stop" |
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"Judgemental people on the forums
But its soo much fun
I'm afraid to say lol or flirt in case it's a turn off or be sarcastic in case it's picked up wrong ..so for now il just say ....
Oh can I add cringy flirting to my list.....
define cringy
I cant define it....
But ya know when you read it and think "Ah Jazus stop""
Got ya |
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Being called (in an opening message):
Hun
Sexy
Cutie
Hottie
Babe
Gorgeous
Darling
Dear
One word messages
One word replies
One word profiles
Wanna fuck messages
I’m in your area messages
Illegible messages
Text speak messages
People with fake pics who then try to argue the point
Men’s profiles that have all female photos
Toilet photos (why???)
25 pics of the same cock from different angles/filters
People who type “haha” at the end of every sentence. “How are you? Haha”
Rude people
People attacking people on the forums
People blatantly insulting someone and calling it “banter”
And perhaps controversially, the word “been” being used instead of “being”.
God, it feels so good to get that off my chest.
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"Being called (in an opening message):
Hun
Sexy
Cutie
Hottie
Babe
Gorgeous
Darling
Dear
One word messages
One word replies
One word profiles
Wanna fuck messages
I’m in your area messages
Illegible messages
Text speak messages
People with fake pics who then try to argue the point
Men’s profiles that have all female photos
Toilet photos (why???)
25 pics of the same cock from different angles/filters
People who type “haha” at the end of every sentence. “How are you? Haha”
Rude people
People attacking people on the forums
People blatantly insulting someone and calling it “banter”
And perhaps controversially, the word “been” being used instead of “being”.
God, it feels so good to get that off my chest.
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You'll have no chest left after that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please that put on their profile "put effort into your message" or can't travel or accommodate lol what do they do stand in the garden "
I always assume the cant accom can't travel means that they need to meet locally. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please that put on their profile "put effort into your message" or can't travel or accommodate lol what do they do stand in the garden
I always assume the cant accom can't travel means that they need to meet locally."
Yeah that's a good point. If it was me I'd put in the bio that though to clear up confusion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please that put on their profile "put effort into your message" or can't travel or accommodate lol what do they do stand in the garden
I always assume the cant accom can't travel means that they need to meet locally."
That's the one.
When I didn't drive it wasn't convenient for me to travel outside Belfast. Stated so in my profile. Nobody really read it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please that put on their profile "put effort into your message" or can't travel or accommodate lol what do they do stand in the garden
I always assume the cant accom can't travel means that they need to meet locally.
Yeah that's a good point. If it was me I'd put in the bio that though to clear up confusion "
Snap |
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"The use of the word Flanter 
I need to change mine now.
It's a good list 
Oh saying Pacific about something specific really grinds on Kaizer's gears "
Why are you doing this to me? I’m going to have to write an addendum now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The use of the word Flanter
I need to change mine now.
It's a good list
Oh saying Pacific about something specific really grinds on Kaizer's gears
Why are you doing this to me? I’m going to have to write an addendum now. "
Whoah Whoah Whoah!
Don't shoot the messenger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ending a statement that's not a question with a question mark?? "
Usually that's an unsupported emoji and fab auto changes it
For me;
Double standards
Entitlement
Unclear, ambiguity
Calling fab a sex site
Anything to do with snowflakes or white knights, just apparently easy point scoring usually without back up
Typos and poor grammar on a profile, proffessunal, for example
My list could keep going but I hate long lists too |
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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago
South Co. Dublin |
"Being called (in an opening message):
Hun
Sexy
Cutie
Hottie
Babe
Gorgeous
Darling
Dear
One word messages
One word replies
One word profiles
Wanna fuck messages
I’m in your area messages
Illegible messages
Text speak messages
People with fake pics who then try to argue the point
Men’s profiles that have all female photos
Toilet photos (why???)
25 pics of the same cock from different angles/filters
People who type “haha” at the end of every sentence. “How are you? Haha”
Rude people
People attacking people on the forums
People blatantly insulting someone and calling it “banter”
And perhaps controversially, the word “been” being used instead of “being”.
God, it feels so good to get that off my chest.
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Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being called (in an opening message):
Hun
Sexy
Cutie
Hottie
Babe
Gorgeous
Darling
Dear
One word messages
One word replies
One word profiles
Wanna fuck messages
I’m in your area messages
Illegible messages
Text speak messages
People with fake pics who then try to argue the point
Men’s profiles that have all female photos
Toilet photos (why???)
25 pics of the same cock from different angles/filters
People who type “haha” at the end of every sentence. “How are you? Haha”
Rude people
People attacking people on the forums
People blatantly insulting someone and calling it “banter”
And perhaps controversially, the word “been” being used instead of “being”.
God, it feels so good to get that off my chest.
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Good list. Haha |
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Women and couples with big long lists of judgemental crap. So far up their own asses that they think they’re perfect.
A fair few on this thread too.
For blokes it’s toilet shots and socks. Like make an effort FFS. |
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"Being called (in an opening message):
Hun
Sexy
Cutie
Hottie
Babe
Gorgeous
Darling
Dear
One word messages
One word replies
One word profiles
Wanna fuck messages
I’m in your area messages
Illegible messages
Text speak messages
People with fake pics who then try to argue the point
Men’s profiles that have all female photos
Toilet photos (why???)
25 pics of the same cock from different angles/filters
People who type “haha” at the end of every sentence. “How are you? Haha”
Rude people
People attacking people on the forums
People blatantly insulting someone and calling it “banter”
And perhaps controversially, the word “been” being used instead of “being”.
God, it feels so good to get that off my chest.
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It nearly be easier not to message ya  ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For blokes it’s toilet shots and socks. Like make an effort FFS. "
Yeah but when standing so close to the toilet for a pic, you need to protect you're feet from any potential previous pee on floor splashes, hence the socks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women and couples with big long lists of judgemental crap. So far up their own asses that they think they’re perfect.
A fair few on this thread too.
For blokes it’s toilet shots and socks. Like make an effort FFS. "
what's wrong with socks. They keep my feet warm and I like mad colour socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*dons flak jacket*
...talking in the third person  "
Shut your goddam mouth 
It makes to Kaizer and is a contractual stipulation with ThunderkissEnterprises©
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles that tell you what to say or not say in your first txt ie, don't say hi or hello or how are you or how's it going or don't ask about the lockdown or don't ask how's fab treating you......maybe I should just put in numbers maybe then they will answer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles that tell you what to say or not say in your first txt ie, don't say hi or hello or how are you or how's it going or don't ask about the lockdown or don't ask how's fab treating you......maybe I should just put in numbers maybe then they will answer? "
I heard women on pof love discussing them topics as everyone seems to be more successful there.
Maybe you're in the wrong place... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Long foreskins is one of my big turn offs. Not foreskins themselves, but men not pulling them down. God only knows what's under it
People sending messages complaining how they shouldn't have to do x y z listed in my preferences (like you really don't have to do anything. Don't even have to message me at all.)
Pushiness (I'm travelling 40 mins each way. Will there be any play? No, you don't have to travel if you don't want to. This is not some kind of a dick service station which magically adds up travel points)
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Phrases like "looking for naughty fun"
Or "such naughtiness" or anything with that word spoken by adult men
The endless variety of game players on Fab
Anyone asking for pints of Carlsberg and Heineken and saying 2 kens 2 carls please
Peeps that use the phrase "sheeple"
People that will tell you their specific conspiracy theory is legit while laughing at the mainstream view
People that believe the mainstream view but would never entertain an alternative view
People that think Trump is actually on the side of the people
Or that Leo is a great lad
Its endless really |
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"Long foreskins is one of my big turn offs. Not foreskins themselves, but men not pulling them down. God only knows what's under it
People sending messages complaining how they shouldn't have to do x y z listed in my preferences (like you really don't have to do anything. Don't even have to message me at all.)
Pushiness (I'm travelling 40 mins each way. Will there be any play? No, you don't have to travel if you don't want to. This is not some kind of a dick service station which magically adds up travel points)
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Yeah and girls who don't open their flaps so men can see in between... God only knows what's in there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Long foreskins is one of my big turn offs. Not foreskins themselves, but men not pulling them down. God only knows what's under it
People sending messages complaining how they shouldn't have to do x y z listed in my preferences (like you really don't have to do anything. Don't even have to message me at all.)
Pushiness (I'm travelling 40 mins each way. Will there be any play? No, you don't have to travel if you don't want to. This is not some kind of a dick service station which magically adds up travel points)
Yeah and girls who don't open their flaps so men can see in between... God only knows what's in there. "
Women wipe themselves after using a bathroom though.
But you are 100% right. God only knows what's behind the flaps and it's one of the reasons why I'm not rushing into many women's knickers |
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"Long foreskins is one of my big turn offs. Not foreskins themselves, but men not pulling them down. God only knows what's under it
People sending messages complaining how they shouldn't have to do x y z listed in my preferences (like you really don't have to do anything. Don't even have to message me at all.)
Pushiness (I'm travelling 40 mins each way. Will there be any play? No, you don't have to travel if you don't want to. This is not some kind of a dick service station which magically adds up travel points)
Yeah and girls who don't open their flaps so men can see in between... God only knows what's in there.
Women wipe themselves after using a bathroom though.
But you are 100% right. God only knows what's behind the flaps and it's one of the reasons why I'm not rushing into many women's knickers "
They sure do.. And sometimes the toilet paper is still there to prove it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Long foreskins is one of my big turn offs. Not foreskins themselves, but men not pulling them down. God only knows what's under it
People sending messages complaining how they shouldn't have to do x y z listed in my preferences (like you really don't have to do anything. Don't even have to message me at all.)
Pushiness (I'm travelling 40 mins each way. Will there be any play? No, you don't have to travel if you don't want to. This is not some kind of a dick service station which magically adds up travel points)
Yeah and girls who don't open their flaps so men can see in between... God only knows what's in there.
Women wipe themselves after using a bathroom though.
But you are 100% right. God only knows what's behind the flaps and it's one of the reasons why I'm not rushing into many women's knickers
They sure do.. And sometimes the toilet paper is still there to prove it "
Dingleberries paired up with "creamy cum" |
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By *ornyfireCouple
over a year ago
Middle Earth |
On here....
One liners.
Repeated messages being sent with no reply, why oh why keep sending?
Heavy cummer (to me that's a bit gross).
Lick forever.
Professional.
And the best of all when you say your not interested and they keep trying No means F#cking No
In the real world I hate 2 faced people I just can't be dealing with them so they know I don't like them and then I'm the bitch because I'm not 2 faced and can't pretend. |
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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago
Cork |
Premier League:
No shows
Timewasters
Fakes
Championship:
Couple profiles with no pics of male half
One word messages
Blind friend requests from profiles with no pics
1st Division:
Lack of pics and detail on profile
Pics years old
Meet tonight messages
2nd Division:
Bad grammar and spelling
Text speak
Crassness |
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