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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
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Just heard an item on the radio
If you had to rename any of your kids to the name of the place they were conceived what would they be called
My youngest would be
China House Restaurant Madrid
A bit of a mouthfulfor the birth cert |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No kids due to masterbation desensitisation it seems 
Kind of looks like your pushing a buggy in that profile pic
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it does now you point it out
That's a 20Kg kettlebell....
....pop it on your cock once a day and masterbation is not in the foremost thoughts of your mind anymore   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my bed
In my bed
On the floor next to my bed
In my bed
In my bed
Bit akward calling them in for the dinner from outside
I'm in the market for a dinner gong actually lol"
Be better to call them Odearest, Sealy or Respa lol |
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