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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haven't a clue buddy but I'd be too afriad the Mayo Curse also extends to sex toys sold within the county.
Mayo sex toys can bring you so close only to let you down when in touching distance of climax resulting in tears, embarressment and the feeling of what could have been  
Maybe slip across county lines for an uncursed option ?  |
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
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"Thanks but can’t get it delivered to the house so would prefer to buy one "
Get it delivered to 1 of those parcel motel stations that are dotted around the place, never used 1 ourselves but heard they are handy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks but can’t get it delivered to the house so would prefer to buy one
Get it delivered to 1 of those parcel motel stations that are dotted around the place, never used 1 ourselves but heard they are handy"
Yep, set up an account pick a motel close to you, usually in garage, when ordering put your virtual PM address in, gets delivered to their warehouse then delivered to your chosen parcel motel locker location, text with code sent to you, then you pick up whenever suits in 48 hour period all for €4.
Also gives you an UK virtual address opion to avail of free uk shipping too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is a mayo dildo a thing?
Tis bright green and red and glows in the dark
And goes soft before you finish  "
Ends up failure and tears before reaching climax |
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