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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone care to have a guess as to when the world's OLDEST dildo ever found dates back to?!
I was surprised!
Only fun if you don't Google and have a guess!      |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah yes.. dildiosourous from the cretaceous period I believe....
Not a clue... First weapons were about 400,000bc so I'm gonna say someone shoved one up themselves at that point too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah yes.. dildiosourous from the cretaceous period I believe....
Not a clue... First weapons were about 400,000bc so I'm gonna say someone shoved one up themselves at that point too"
Without the invention of lubricant?!
Can't be using Dilophosaurus venom! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm fairly certain they found objects in the early human French caves"
Fairly certain they did... But did they find the rampant rabbit's earliest ancestor?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And I quote;
"Scientists recently discovered the world’s oldest sex toy, a prehistoric dildo with a rounded, polished end and carved rings. Uncovered during a cave excavation in Germany, the siltstone phallus is estimated to be about 30,000 years old."
So there you have it....
There's a dildo somewhere that some cave lady (or dude!) was using to scratch a hard to reach itch around 30,000 years ago!!!
Seems rubbing one out is one of our oldest traditions! |
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Depends how ancient you're thinking! 
