Apparently plans are well advanced for a new Fab movie.
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Last minute tweaks are being made to the script and the lead roles have been cast but some minor roles have yet to be filled if you want to apply through the normal channels.
It's an action adventure movie about a group of people who have been hiding out on an island during a worldwide pandemic and have been drawn back into the outside world by a particularly nasty strain of boredom.
They decide to combine their experience and superior knowledge to fix the world.
It will be full of drama and involve lots of dummy spitting, dick measuring and pissing contests.
Great emphasis will be placed on marking territory and there will be endless amounts of attention seeking as the tale progresses.
There will be damsels in distress shouting at the top of their voices in the hope of being rescued by a passing knight.
Alphas will play an important role but may struggle when it is revealed that most of them are not what they seem and they are really drama queens who are quick to take their ball home when things don't go their way.
Wicked witches and trolls will also been involved but to what extent is still unknown at this stage.
Secret societies will pool resources and share vital information in the battle against the evil twins Boredom and Inanity.
A release date is TBC but the working title for this epic production is Thundercunts are go.
Coming to a theatre near you.
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"I can see this being a massive hit at the box office....sure nobody likes a flop 
Rumours abound that there will be no flops in this movie and it could be the start of a franchise
Sounds like a dark and dastardly movie you need some rainbows and sunshine to brighten it up.  
Might be worth going to the pre view tho I do like to watch. "
On set photos have emerged on the dark web that appear to reveal there may also be dragons and shit and rumours abound that the Fountain of Knowledge will also be involved |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"I can see this being a massive hit at the box office....sure nobody likes a flop
Rumours abound that there will be no flops in this movie and it could be the start of a franchise
Sounds like a dark and dastardly movie you need some rainbows and sunshine to brighten it up.
Might be worth going to the pre view tho I do like to watch.
On set photos have emerged on the dark web that appear to reveal there may also be dragons and shit and rumours abound that the Fountain of Knowledge will also be involved "
Come on it's a fab movie ya gotta have the fountain if youth in it as well |
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"I can see this being a massive hit at the box office....sure nobody likes a flop
Rumours abound that there will be no flops in this movie and it could be the start of a franchise
Sounds like a dark and dastardly movie you need some rainbows and sunshine to brighten it up.
Might be worth going to the pre view tho I do like to watch.
On set photos have emerged on the dark web that appear to reveal there may also be dragons and shit and rumours abound that the Fountain of Knowledge will also be involved
Come on it's a fab movie ya gotta have the fountain if youth in it as well "
That's true. The producers will have seen your suggestion and will no doubt be rewriting as we speak. |
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I heard rumours that a rival film company are pushing to release a similar movie around the same time. It's called Carry On Up The Fabber. I dont think it has as big a budget though, from what I hear it's being shot in Sligo. |
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IMDB are reporting that urgent applications are required for a number of roles.
Their website says that there will be no character development as these are shallow roles but the roles of Fawn and Brownnose are open to anyone.
They are also hoping to avoid using CGI if possible and are seeking a vocal expert who can recreate the high pitched whining sound that initially draws our heroes out. |
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"I heard rumours that a rival film company are pushing to release a similar movie around the same time. It's called Carry On Up The Fabber. I dont think it has as big a budget though, from what I hear it's being shot in Sligo."
That should do well in the foreign language category. |
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"I heard rumours that a rival film company are pushing to release a similar movie around the same time. It's called Carry On Up The Fabber. I dont think it has as big a budget though, from what I hear it's being shot in Sligo.
That should do well in the foreign language category. "
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As it's a closed set and the script a guarded secret, the lead actors may be reluctant to comment or make themselves available for interview either in fear of being charged with a breach of contract or even just being associated with the role. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"When do auditions start?
They already have.
I’ll have to get onto my agent.
Any particular role you are interested in? 
I’ll play the gardener or handyman. "
Like Sean Bean in Lady Chatterley's lover |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kaizer smells Oscar gold
Another excellent name for a porn movie. Who would play Oscar? "
If you, as the director, want academy recognition you gotta cast the Manbeast
With a resume that includes Sheep #3 in Nativity '89. Kaizer will blow you away with his method acting
If you could be really sound and cast Jessica Alba as the love interest too  |
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Late casting call for comedy sidekicks. Must be laugh verified and self verification is not allowed.
These are minor insignificant roles and designed to make the leads look good.
You will be the butt of every unfunny joke but will never be as funny as you think you are.
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"When do auditions start?
They already have.
I’ll have to get onto my agent.
Any particular role you are interested in?
I’ll play the gardener or handyman. "
The one who reveals himself at the end to be the real hero who was working for the Clique as a double agent? |
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"When do auditions start?
They already have.
I’ll have to get onto my agent.
Any particular role you are interested in?
I’ll play the gardener or handyman.
The one who reveals himself at the end to be the real hero who was working for the Clique as a double agent? "
You’ve given away the plot now, nobody will come to see it |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Late casting call for comedy sidekicks. Must be laugh verified and self verification is not allowed.
These are minor insignificant roles and designed to make the leads look good.
You will be the butt of every unfunny joke but will never be as funny as you think you are.
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Sounds as if the part was written for me |
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Not to forget the stand ins and stunt doubles.
They will be required as most of the leads are unwilling or unable to fulfill all their early promise.
They will also have to fill in for the leads on days that Fawn and Brownnose are unavailable.
As most of the leads rely on these to get through their day and it's in their contract they will therefore throw a strop and refuse to go on and threaten to leave. |
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"Can't wait to read the reviews... Treat this film with respect and don't pass up on the opportunity to see it "
The Rotten Tomatoes rating will be interesting  |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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"Can't wait to read the reviews... Treat this film with respect and don't pass up on the opportunity to see it "
You left out the first line.
"So after months of trailers I finally got to see this amazing movie and it was worth the wait" |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
""In the days before Covid there was a magical place full of horny ridey people"
In a deep dublin accent
Can I be the voiceover trailer man
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Nah, has to be a Kerry accent man.
Have you not seen Shtar Wars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9kLOPAusWM |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
""In the days before Covid there was a magical place full of horny ridey people"
In a deep dublin accent
Can I be the voiceover trailer man
Nah, has to be a Kerry accent man.
Have you not seen Shtar Wars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9kLOPAusWM"
Brilliant never saw it before |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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""In the days before Covid there was a magical place full of horny ridey people"
In a deep dublin accent
Can I be the voiceover trailer man
Nah, has to be a Kerry accent man.
Have you not seen Shtar Wars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9kLOPAusWM"
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Not to forget the stand ins and stunt doubles.
They will be required as most of the leads are unwilling or unable to fulfill all their early promise.
They will also have to fill in for the leads on days that Fawn and Brownnose are unavailable.
As most of the leads rely on these to get through their day and it's in their contract they will therefore throw a strop and refuse to go on and threaten to leave. "
How about extras. They can stand in the background and shake their fists say the odd line here and there usually alone the lines of how they can solve all the issues and bloody cliques then go back into the background again. |
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"dusts off the dragon shoes and pulls the axe out. im ready
I'm out
ah boobs why
Well it wasnt the fucking shoes..."
like id ever use my axe on you boobs. my nails on your back maybe if you were that way inclined  |
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"If anyone is going to promote the film on The Graham Norton show can they bring me along please
I've a good story for The Red Chair "
You can't promote external media on here.
And we wouldn't want anyone getting stage fright
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"If anyone is going to promote the film on The Graham Norton show can they bring me along please
I've a good story for The Red Chair
You can't promote external media on here.
And we wouldn't want anyone getting stage fright
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Definitely not |
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"If anyone is going to promote the film on The Graham Norton show can they bring me along please
I've a good story for The Red Chair
You can't promote external media on here.
And we wouldn't want anyone getting stage fright
Definitely not "
And it's never good to overdo the self promotion. You end up in " Do you know who I am?" territory. |
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