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By *lowersMan
over a year ago
Derry |
I confess that I was so bored by the Lord Mayor of Dublin’s speech at his residence Back on the1990s, that I went for a wank during it. When I came back into the room he was just finishing and people applauded. I pretended to myself that the ovation was for me. |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
I bought a shit load of chocolate yesterday and while making small talk with the girl at the till I made out that I was on my way to a friend and was asked to pick up some munchies.
All this so she wouldn't know I was really just going home to make a pig out of myself.
Hi, I'm G and I'm a chocoholic |
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"I bought a shit load of chocolate yesterday and while making small talk with the girl at the till I made out that I was on my way to a friend and was asked to pick up some munchies.
All this so she wouldn't know I was really just going home to make a pig out of myself.
Hi, I'm G and I'm a chocoholic"
What did you buy |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"I bought a shit load of chocolate yesterday and while making small talk with the girl at the till I made out that I was on my way to a friend and was asked to pick up some munchies.
All this so she wouldn't know I was really just going home to make a pig out of myself.
Hi, I'm G and I'm a chocoholic
What did you buy "
A load of Milka. The Noisette ones are incredible. Got a big hazelnut Milka bar too. Just fancied getting a serious munch on before I went into work last night |
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"I bought a shit load of chocolate yesterday and while making small talk with the girl at the till I made out that I was on my way to a friend and was asked to pick up some munchies.
All this so she wouldn't know I was really just going home to make a pig out of myself.
Hi, I'm G and I'm a chocoholic
What did you buy
A load of Milka. The Noisette ones are incredible. Got a big hazelnut Milka bar too. Just fancied getting a serious munch on before I went into work last night"
As long as you didnt regret it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I confess to having impure taughts about a few male profiles on here thank fuck i perv in ninja mode or they would report me for stalking.... "
You should say hello to them |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
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"I confess to having impure taughts about a few male profiles on here thank fuck i perv in ninja mode or they would report me for stalking....
You should say hello to them"
Where's the fun in that i enjoy my impure taughts |
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