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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms.

Shiver me timbers how times have changed

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for young ladies from the 60's

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford

sound advice there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"sound advice there "

Suggest Congress is the greatest term for fancy a ride.... EVER

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The majority of guys today I reckon are praying to meet a woman who follows these guidelines...

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"sound advice there

Suggest Congress is the greatest term for fancy a ride.... EVER "

telling ya. sounds rather delightful indeed

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork

I mean, is it too much to ask really

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Bring back the 60ies i say

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By *eaAndBenCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for young modern men:

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst male hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired hot wife does not want to queue for the bathroom, as she would have to do for her train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obviously man whorish (unless that’s her taste). If you need to apply face-cream or beard-rollers wait until she is asleep as this can be shocking to a lady last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your wife it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey her. If she feels that she needs to sleep immediately then so be it. Do not spend an hour nudging her in the back. In all things be led by your wife’s wishes. All things. Do not pressure her in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your wife suggest bumping uglies then agree gratefully all the while being mindful that a woman's satisfaction is more important than a man’s. When she reaches her moment of fulfilment a round of applause is encouraging to her and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Not that anyone cares.

Should your wife suggest any of the more unusual practices thank your lucky stars that you found such a gem. It is likely that your wife will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and beard care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before she does in the morning. This will enable you to have her morning cup of tea ready when she awakes.

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By *s LollyWoman  over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Now that is funny as fuck ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for young modern men:

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst male hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired hot wife does not want to queue for the bathroom, as she would have to do for her train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obviously man whorish (unless that’s her taste). If you need to apply face-cream or beard-rollers wait until she is asleep as this can be shocking to a lady last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your wife it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey her. If she feels that she needs to sleep immediately then so be it. Do not spend an hour nudging her in the back. In all things be led by your wife’s wishes. All things. Do not pressure her in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your wife suggest bumping uglies then agree gratefully all the while being mindful that a woman's satisfaction is more important than a man’s. When she reaches her moment of fulfilment a round of applause is encouraging to her and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Not that anyone cares.

Should your wife suggest any of the more unusual practices thank your lucky stars that you found such a gem. It is likely that your wife will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and beard care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before she does in the morning. This will enable you to have her morning cup of tea ready when she awakes.

"

Kaizer needs a time machine

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By *orguyMan  over a year ago

Tuam


"sound advice there

Suggest Congress is the greatest term for fancy a ride.... EVER "

That would be easier than having to type "Fancy a fuck"

All I'm going to send anymore is "Congress"

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"I mean, is it too much to ask really "

How do you think i snared himself

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By *eralt80Man  over a year ago

cork


"I mean, is it too much to ask really

How do you think i snared himself "

They don’t make them like you anymore

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"I mean, is it too much to ask really

How do you think i snared himself

They don’t make them like you anymore "

No harm in being an ould trad wife. But theres only ever gonna be one of me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“...register any reluctance by remaining silent”

Sweet Lord

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By *ight MovesMan  over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

But I prefer coffee in the morning.

Ah, she'll just have to learn to adapt I suppose.

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By *ight MovesMan  over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

A cup of coffee followed by a bit of congress. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The worst thing is a woman like that but I must say I laughed aloud at it..

Imagine that today it would be the worse scenario prefer my women to be more dramatic but the part about falling asleep will never change ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will paste this into my bible for when I find a husband... would anyone like to practice.... I am

Loud one though so I might struggle with the little moan but sure who’s perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent”

Sweet Lord "

Seems quite reasonable

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent”

Sweet Lord

Seems quite reasonable "

It also seems incredibly unrealistic. A woman being silent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent”

Sweet Lord

Seems quite reasonable

It also seems incredibly unrealistic. A woman being silent? "

Is there still only 3 women in Leitrim Mick?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent”

Sweet Lord

Seems quite reasonable

It also seems incredibly unrealistic. A woman being silent?

Is there still only 3 women in Leitrim Mick? "

Aye, but it feels like a lot more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent”

Sweet Lord

Seems quite reasonable

It also seems incredibly unrealistic. A woman being silent?

Is there still only 3 women in Leitrim Mick?

Aye, but it feels like a lot more. "

They are sheep Michael!

We spoke about this in the past

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent”

Sweet Lord

Seems quite reasonable

It also seems incredibly unrealistic. A woman being silent?

Is there still only 3 women in Leitrim Mick?

Aye, but it feels like a lot more.

They are sheep Michael!

We spoke about this in the past "

Sheep are just wonderful creatures. What other sexual partner could you eat without being locked up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent”

Sweet Lord

Seems quite reasonable

It also seems incredibly unrealistic. A woman being silent?

Is there still only 3 women in Leitrim Mick?

Aye, but it feels like a lot more.

They are sheep Michael!

We spoke about this in the past

Sheep are just wonderful creatures. What other sexual partner could you eat without being locked up. "

And they do register reluctance by remaining silent

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent”

Sweet Lord

Seems quite reasonable

It also seems incredibly unrealistic. A woman being silent?

Is there still only 3 women in Leitrim Mick?

Aye, but it feels like a lot more.

They are sheep Michael!

We spoke about this in the past

Sheep are just wonderful creatures. What other sexual partner could you eat without being locked up.

And they do register reluctance by remaining silent "

Yeah, they're not baaaaaa'aad like that

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By *elfastDMan  over a year ago

belfast

Oh Lordy!!

The worst thing is that this was actually the norm in those days!

I much prefer a liberated woman, who can fall asleep before me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"“...register any reluctance by remaining silent”

Sweet Lord

Seems quite reasonable

It also seems incredibly unrealistic. A woman being silent?

Is there still only 3 women in Leitrim Mick?

Aye, but it feels like a lot more.

They are sheep Michael!

We spoke about this in the past

Sheep are just wonderful creatures. What other sexual partner could you eat without being locked up.

And they do register reluctance by remaining silent

Yeah, they're not baaaaaa'aad like that "

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

Northside


"This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms.

Shiver me timbers how times have changed

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for young ladies from the 60's

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”

"

And the problem with this is............????

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms.

Shiver me timbers how times have changed

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for young ladies from the 60's

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”

And the problem with this is............???? "

The problem with this is that it's not the law.

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By *P_80Man  over a year ago

Waterford

This should be in the 'Good Aul Days' thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This marvel of literature deserves its own pedastal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She sounds a right goer...... Not!!! Maybe the hubbie is tired and just needs to lie and be serviced by her mouth.... Never thought of that did ya 1960s wife!!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan  over a year ago

Northside


"She sounds a right goer...... Not!!! Maybe the hubbie is tired and just needs to lie and be serviced by her mouth.... Never thought of that did ya 1960s wife!! "

That's in chapter 2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms.

Shiver me timbers how times have changed

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for young ladies from the 60's

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”

"

Holy guacamole!

Im happy that can live as I want and my hubby is always prepared

I really missed all these good things being a single lady. Life is wonderful

Can you imagine ladies that its all about switching roles and men will "serve" us as per this guidance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms.

Shiver me timbers how times have changed

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for young ladies from the 60's

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”

Holy guacamole!

Im happy that can live as I want and my hubby is always prepared

I really missed all these good things being a single lady. Life is wonderful

Can you imagine ladies that its all about switching roles and men will "serve" us as per this guidance? "

There would be little to no chance of you remaining silent eh Shhhhhmoker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is doing the rounds on various non-Fab platforms.

Shiver me timbers how times have changed

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for young ladies from the 60's

“When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”

Holy guacamole!

Im happy that can live as I want and my hubby is always prepared

I really missed all these good things being a single lady. Life is wonderful

Can you imagine ladies that its all about switching roles and men will "serve" us as per this guidance?

There would be little to no chance of you remaining silent eh Shhhhhmoker "

Kaizer, what exactly are you suggesting? Am I too loud or talking too much?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kaizer, what exactly are you suggesting? Am I too loud or talking too much? "

Both!

In equal measures

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kaizer, what exactly are you suggesting? Am I too loud or talking too much?

Both!

In equal measures "

#HowDareYou?!

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By *P_80Man  over a year ago

Waterford


"Kaizer, what exactly are you suggesting? Am I too loud or talking too much?

Both!

In equal measures

#HowDareYou?!"

He does have a point to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kaizer, what exactly are you suggesting? Am I too loud or talking too much?

Both!

In equal measures

#HowDareYou?!

He does have a point to be fair "

Poor Shhhhhmokey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

GP & Kaizer there will be a sweet revenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"GP & Kaizer there will be a sweet revenge

"

Smokey, please show any reluctance by remaining silent!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Smokey, please show any reluctance by remaining silent! "

Kaizer, I think you should have to take an advice from Mr Right

Im totally ignoring what has been told to me

You know me for a long time and should have already learnt what to do if you wanna see me silent

Mr Right says: good luck Kaizer! Make sure to buy a life insurance

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