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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So any of you guys petrified of Spiders.. like myself... 
Sitting eating away & out of the corner of my eye this "huge" black dangly thing aka mother fucker of a Spider...(normally i don't mind huge black dangly things  ) but fook me...
" Get me outta here".... |
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"So any of you guys petrified of Spiders.. like myself...
Sitting eating away & out of the corner of my eye this "huge" black dangly thing aka mother fucker of a Spider...(normally i don't mind huge black dangly things ) but fook me...
" Get me outta here".... "
Code take into wrist Walkie Talkie... “Abort” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They catch and eat the flies.....so they can stay as long as they don't move 
Yep, I like to see spiders, rather them than manky flies."
Seriously.... not this one... he was huge..other half said very like " Black Widow"... i wasn't happy to see him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pick them up? The fuck you lot on? Petrified is an understatement!! I'd lift any mouse any day of any week but by Gawd them spiders scare the life out of me!!
Daisy |
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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago
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"pick them up? The fuck you lot on? Petrified is an understatement!! I'd lift any mouse any day of any week but by Gawd them spiders scare the life out of me!!
Daisy"
I cant possibly be scared of something i can squash between my thumb and finger.  |
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"pick them up? The fuck you lot on? Petrified is an understatement!! I'd lift any mouse any day of any week but by Gawd them spiders scare the life out of me!!
Daisy
I cant possibly be scared of something i can squash between my thumb and finger. "
Or your teeth |
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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago
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"pick them up? The fuck you lot on? Petrified is an understatement!! I'd lift any mouse any day of any week but by Gawd them spiders scare the life out of me!!
Daisy
I cant possibly be scared of something i can squash between my thumb and finger.
Or your teeth "
That's a fetish lol |
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"pick them up? The fuck you lot on? Petrified is an understatement!! I'd lift any mouse any day of any week but by Gawd them spiders scare the life out of me!!
Daisy
I cant possibly be scared of something i can squash between my thumb and finger.
Or your teeth
That's a fetish lol "
im calling you in future |
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By *NawtyCplCouple
over a year ago
Around and about |
"pick them up? The fuck you lot on? Petrified is an understatement!! I'd lift any mouse any day of any week but by Gawd them spiders scare the life out of me!!
Daisy
I cant possibly be scared of something i can squash between my thumb and finger.
Or your teeth
That's a fetish lol
im calling you in future"
««Sends a herd ( pod maybe) of spiders your way |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
Must admit I'm not a big fan of spiders but I won't kill them either. Usually if there is one in my bedroom I try and convince myself that we have an understanding that they will stay at the opposite side of the room. |
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"pick them up? The fuck you lot on? Petrified is an understatement!! I'd lift any mouse any day of any week but by Gawd them spiders scare the life out of me!!
Daisy
I cant possibly be scared of something i can squash between my thumb and finger.
Or your teeth
That's a fetish lol
im calling you in future
««Sends a herd ( pod maybe) of spiders your way"
if the spiders get to my house before you do, you will be greeted by a smouldering ruin of a house just so you know |
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I went on a date few years ago off pof and she invited me over to hers for fun , arrived at her gaff walked in and all I could hear was birds chirping she had about 4 cages in the hall with birds. She says come in I show u wats in this room went in from floor to ceiling there was glass cases full of snakes and spiders big fkn spiders. And about 20 live mice for the snakes dinners was nuts . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I went on a date few years ago off pof and she invited me over to hers for fun , arrived at her gaff walked in and all I could hear was birds chirping she had about 4 cages in the hall with birds. She says come in I show u wats in this room went in from floor to ceiling there was glass cases full of snakes and spiders big fkn spiders. And about 20 live mice for the snakes dinners was nuts . "
Did she have a broom aswell... Christ on a bike... she sounds like a catch...  |
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"So any of you guys petrified of Spiders.. like myself...
Sitting eating away & out of the corner of my eye this "huge" black dangly thing aka mother fucker of a Spider...(normally i don't mind huge black dangly things ) but fook me...
" Get me outta here".... "
Hand me a blow-torch! 
I absolutely hate spiders.
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"I went on a date few years ago off pof and she invited me over to hers for fun , arrived at her gaff walked in and all I could hear was birds chirping she had about 4 cages in the hall with birds. She says come in I show u wats in this room went in from floor to ceiling there was glass cases full of snakes and spiders big fkn spiders. And about 20 live mice for the snakes dinners was nuts .
Did she have a broom aswell... Christ on a bike... she sounds like a catch... "
have to say we had some fun she was a lovely girl and she loved my snake x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They catch and eat the flies.....so they can stay as long as they don't move
Yep, I like to see spiders, rather them than manky flies."
This 
Plus its bad luck to kill the little feckers  |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
It's that time of year again where the male house spiders are rambling about looking to score.
I'm an arachno-lover myself so I welcome our eight legged friends.
I even have a few tarantulas living with me |
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"It's that time of year again where the male house spiders are rambling about looking to score.
I'm an arachno-lover myself so I welcome our eight legged friends.
I even have a few tarantulas living with me "
Hate spiders but this is a fact. The females set up their webs behind wardrobes etc and the males are the ones who traipse around the place looking for them |
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"I'll be feeding my tarantulas in the next hour if anyone wants to come see?
reminds me i have to feed the scorpions
What would win in a fight between those two "
As long as they don’t realise that they are stronger together and try for world domination |
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"I'll be feeding my tarantulas in the next hour if anyone wants to come see?
reminds me i have to feed the scorpions
What would win in a fight between those two
As long as they don’t realise that they are stronger together and try for world domination"
ooh now you have given me an idea. i wonder if theres like super soldier spiders and scorpions |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"I'll be feeding my tarantulas in the next hour if anyone wants to come see?
reminds me i have to feed the scorpions
What would win in a fight between those two
As long as they don’t realise that they are stronger together and try for world domination
ooh now you have given me an idea. i wonder if theres like super soldier spiders and scorpions"
Vinegaroons are kinda like half spider half scorpions |
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"I'll be feeding my tarantulas in the next hour if anyone wants to come see?
reminds me i have to feed the scorpions
What would win in a fight between those two
As long as they don’t realise that they are stronger together and try for world domination
ooh now you have given me an idea. i wonder if theres like super soldier spiders and scorpions
Vinegaroons are kinda like half spider half scorpions"
Of coarse I had to google what they were, well no sleep tonight |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"I'll be feeding my tarantulas in the next hour if anyone wants to come see?
reminds me i have to feed the scorpions
What would win in a fight between those two
As long as they don’t realise that they are stronger together and try for world domination
ooh now you have given me an idea. i wonder if theres like super soldier spiders and scorpions
Vinegaroons are kinda like half spider half scorpions
Of coarse I had to google what they were, well no sleep tonight "
Check out Solifugae. As much as I love bugs, these things even creep me out |
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"I'll be feeding my tarantulas in the next hour if anyone wants to come see?
reminds me i have to feed the scorpions
What would win in a fight between those two
As long as they don’t realise that they are stronger together and try for world domination
ooh now you have given me an idea. i wonder if theres like super soldier spiders and scorpions
Vinegaroons are kinda like half spider half scorpions
Of coarse I had to google what they were, well no sleep tonight
Check out Solifugae. As much as I love bugs, these things even creep me out "
Nope nope nope nope |
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"So any of you guys petrified of Spiders.. like myself...
Sitting eating away & out of the corner of my eye this "huge" black dangly thing aka mother fucker of a Spider...(normally i don't mind huge black dangly things ) but fook me...
" Get me outta here".... "
I don't mind them at all. If they scare you that much(phobias are not funny), pack a bag and burn your house down as you leave. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So any of you guys petrified of Spiders.. like myself...
Sitting eating away & out of the corner of my eye this "huge" black dangly thing aka mother fucker of a Spider...(normally i don't mind huge black dangly things ) but fook me...
" Get me outta here"....
I don't mind them at all. If they scare you that much(phobias are not funny), pack a bag and burn your house down as you leave."
It was the size of him that bothered me... he went for a swim with half a bottle of bleach...  |
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"So any of you guys petrified of Spiders.. like myself...
Sitting eating away & out of the corner of my eye this "huge" black dangly thing aka mother fucker of a Spider...(normally i don't mind huge black dangly things ) but fook me... they can climb back up the sink and toilet they dont drown lol and bleach just makes them grow
" Get me outta here"....
I don't mind them at all. If they scare you that much(phobias are not funny), pack a bag and burn your house down as you leave.
It was the size of him that bothered me... he went for a swim with half a bottle of bleach... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"they can climb back up the sink and toilet they dont drown lol and bleach just makes them grow"
Awwww.... Shurrr up.....
Plus he hasn't been seen since.. i'd say he's doing a front crawl down the liffey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently the false widows are roaming the country and has the the same venom as the black widow its actually put people in hospital did you see what it looked like before it went splat lol "
Hell yes i saw him before anything he was huge... i didn't splat him though... down the sink in tissue |
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"Apparently the false widows are roaming the country and has the the same venom as the black widow its actually put people in hospital did you see what it looked like before it went splat lol
Hell yes i saw him before anything he was huge... i didn't splat him though... down the sink in tissue "
u sure it was a he lol |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Apparently the false widows are roaming the country and has the the same venom as the black widow its actually put people in hospital did you see what it looked like before it went splat lol "
Certain people just react bad to a bite. That's not to say a bite shouldn't be avoided, by some accounts it can be painful, but in general they're pretty harmless.
Plus they just kinda look like the Black Widow but aren't closely related. They just get a bad name the poor things.
I have one living in one of the windows here. Big plump girl so it's safe to say she's keeping most of the flies and moths away |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's an old phrase, that the spider was so big he had tattoos and Doc Martins must be on the dole"
Ohh ok, never heard that one...
You don't by any chance live in a small town with about 3 people do you |
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