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"Knowing my luck I'd probably get a heart attack "
And end up on a trolley in HSE Emergency Department. I would pass on a lottery win if that were to happen to me. Also imagine all the crawlers who would appear out of nowhere hanging out on your coatails looking for freebies. Not for me thanks. |
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"Get some coaching on how to post new forum threads that don’t lead to acrimony and bitterness... 
Some coaching on letting things go would probably help too  "
Hey! I have no problem letting things.... oh, wait...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vanish we would at first
Contact the loyal ones and employ them on retainer and remove obstacles to celebrate and share with us
Create something really cool for this community and bring it out of the shadows
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"Vanish we would at first
Contact the loyal ones and employ them on retainer and remove obstacles to celebrate and share with us
Create something really cool for this community and bring it out of the shadows
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There's a few small islands around the world that could be bought and turned into a swingers paradise |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Firstly, hire Brad Pitt as a body double to go to Lotto HQ to collect said winnings (somewhere in the region of €85,000,000)!
Then, purchase a small Polynesian island like Motu Matatahi. Build a highly secured armoured compound with high level security and its own private airstrip.
Lay low for a few months and after Kaizer becomes bffs with Elon Musk the Manbeasts life long dream of a KFFF in space will happen |
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I was down in Skibbereen last year and out of curiosity I checked property on Daft and saw there were a few islands for sale off the coast and some looked amazing. So I buy one of those, my own little kingdom. |
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"I was down in Skibbereen last year and out of curiosity I checked property on Daft and saw there were a few islands for sale off the coast and some looked amazing. So I buy one of those, my own little kingdom. "
prepare to be invaded |
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"Firstly, hire Brad Pitt as a body double to go to Lotto HQ to collect said winnings (somewhere in the region of €85,000,000)!
Then, purchase a small Polynesian island like Motu Matatahi. Build a highly secured armoured compound with high level security and its own private airstrip.
Lay low for a few months and after Kaizer becomes bffs with Elon Musk the Manbeasts life long dream of a KFFF in space will happen "
Not that you’ve given it any thought. At all |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Firstly, hire Brad Pitt as a body double to go to Lotto HQ to collect said winnings (somewhere in the region of €85,000,000)!
Then, purchase a small Polynesian island like Motu Matatahi. Build a highly secured armoured compound with high level security and its own private airstrip.
Lay low for a few months and after Kaizer becomes bffs with Elon Musk the Manbeasts life long dream of a KFFF in space will happen
Not that you’ve given it any thought. At all "
Only 10 to 20 times a day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Laugh for a bit, then think about how it would change me and probably be a bit crazy with family holidays and friends holidays and few people's mortgages paid. Then deffo have a week away and end up like The Hangover movie in Vegas with drinks, more and sex! Then back home to the normality of trying to live a normal ish life with loads of money. |
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I'd draw up a syndicate agreement with friends and family so I could give them a few bob tax free.
I'd ring AIB n then them I don't need that mortgage now.
I'd buy gold as an investment as opposed to investing it anywhere else.
Do a bit of travelling.
And I'd hire more staff so I've to work less hours but I'd continue in business. |
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I wouldn’t tell a soul but would secretly pay off family member mortgages. I’d buy the most obscenely massive diamond ring and a phillipe patrek watch for myself along with a little holiday home abroad. I’d keep some cash in the bank for handiness and the rest I would use to buy gold to bury in the back garden |
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"I was down in Skibbereen last year and out of curiosity I checked property on Daft and saw there were a few islands for sale off the coast and some looked amazing. So I buy one of those, my own little kingdom.
prepare to be invaded "
The door would always be open for you. |
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"I was down in Skibbereen last year and out of curiosity I checked property on Daft and saw there were a few islands for sale off the coast and some looked amazing. So I buy one of those, my own little kingdom.
prepare to be invaded
The door would always be open for you. "
Front or back door?  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"What would be the first thing you would do.
Buy my way out of Kildare "
My warehouse straddles the border between Dublin and Kildare
I feel like one of those cattle smuggling farmers in the north |
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"I was down in Skibbereen last year and out of curiosity I checked property on Daft and saw there were a few islands for sale off the coast and some looked amazing. So I buy one of those, my own little kingdom.
prepare to be invaded
The door would always be open for you.
Front or back door? "
I haven’t decided yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ring the local Mercedes garage to order a bling free G-wagen, colour unimportant, and fuck off on a few weeks of a driving trip around the more remote parts of Europe."
Similarly, I would buy a tasty GT and spend a few months in the US driving from state to state and seeing the sights. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lodge it to my current asshole of a bank...then go in 5 days later and tell them I want a draft for it made payable to a competitor bank...the bell end of a manager that crucified me during the recession would have a fucking stroke on the spot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lodge it to my current asshole of a bank...then go in 5 days later and tell them I want a draft for it made payable to a competitor bank...the bell end of a manager that crucified me during the recession would have a fucking stroke on the spot. "
I like the sound of that.... but part of the problem today is that most bank officials are now public servants who don't answer to real shareholders anymore so do they really give a fcuk about your money
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"Lodge it to my current asshole of a bank...then go in 5 days later and tell them I want a draft for it made payable to a competitor bank...the bell end of a manager that crucified me during the recession would have a fucking stroke on the spot.
I like the sound of that.... but part of the problem today is that most bank officials are now public servants who don't answer to real shareholders anymore so do they really give a fcuk about your money
Lee"
And you’ll be charged lots for lodging and moving that kinda money so the bank are getting paid anyway. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums "
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums "
Hopefully they'll do a better job than his did |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password "
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve"
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer "
My G string section |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section "
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen "
What do you think those tunnels on Spike Island are for? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen
What do you think those tunnels on Spike Island are for? "
Narcotics or refugees!  |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen "
It’s better to be safe than sorry. |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen
It’s better to be safe than sorry. "
So true  |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen
It’s better to be safe than sorry. "
did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i? |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen
It’s better to be safe than sorry.
did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?"
Oooh you can really sing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen
It’s better to be safe than sorry.
did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?"
You can either sing or whack off on Whitneys bed?! |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen
It’s better to be safe than sorry.
did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?"
No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency  |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen
It’s better to be safe than sorry.
did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?
No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency "
You've got her right where she wants you |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen
It’s better to be safe than sorry.
did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?
No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency "
youre going into dangerous territory there with the G spot. Could be impossible to find. maybe it be better if you were just handcuffed to me. obviously not while you are on the toilet |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen
It’s better to be safe than sorry.
did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?
No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency
youre going into dangerous territory there with the G spot. Could be impossible to find. maybe it be better if you were just handcuffed to me. obviously not while you are on the toilet "
A good long chain. If I tug 3 times I’m in danger and 4 times if I’m out of big roll. |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen
It’s better to be safe than sorry.
did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?
No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency
youre going into dangerous territory there with the G spot. Could be impossible to find. maybe it be better if you were just handcuffed to me. obviously not while you are on the toilet
A good long chain. If I tug 3 times I’m in danger and 4 times if I’m out of big roll. "
and any other further tugs are signs for you to be left alone |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen
It’s better to be safe than sorry.
did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?
No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency
youre going into dangerous territory there with the G spot. Could be impossible to find. maybe it be better if you were just handcuffed to me. obviously not while you are on the toilet
A good long chain. If I tug 3 times I’m in danger and 4 times if I’m out of big roll.
and any other further tugs are signs for you to be left alone "
That’s what the rest of the elite guard are for |
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"Do like Gaddafi and hire an elite group of bodyguards made up of just women
Most interesting idea so far
Agreed ??
I’d call them my Fighting Geraniums
You've must a lot of thought into this Ger
How do the women that want to get to you get through...will there be a password
I can’t see there being much of an uptake to be honest so basically first come first serve
They could double as your backing band Mr Palmer
My G string section
They'll have their hands full protecting you on that island in Skibbereen
It’s better to be safe than sorry.
did someone say bodyguard? I dont have to sing do i?
No, you can be the leader. That puts you in the G spot, hopefully I’ll be able to find you in an emergency
youre going into dangerous territory there with the G spot. Could be impossible to find. maybe it be better if you were just handcuffed to me. obviously not while you are on the toilet
A good long chain. If I tug 3 times I’m in danger and 4 times if I’m out of big roll.
and any other further tugs are signs for you to be left alone
That’s what the rest of the elite guard are for"
You are plumbing the depths today |
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Buy an apartment in a naturist area in Spain, donate to a few charities, by a house here so have somewhere to stay when I come home from spain once a year |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Buy an apartment in a naturist area in Spain, donate to a few charities, by a house here so have somewhere to stay when I come home from spain once a year "
Will you take in guests to your naturist villa |
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"Buy an apartment in a naturist area in Spain, donate to a few charities, by a house here so have somewhere to stay when I come home from spain once a year
Will you take in guests to your naturist villa "
As long as they prepared to be naked all the time  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Buy an apartment in a naturist area in Spain, donate to a few charities, by a house here so have somewhere to stay when I come home from spain once a year
Will you take in guests to your naturist villa
As long as they prepared to be naked all the time "
When in Vera Playa the clothes stay in the suitcase |
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