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Does the bitch need pumping any night ?
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Can drill a hole all night long.Or have it jack hammered.
Usually fuck in nightclubs left right and centre.Dick hasnt done many miles this last couple of months.... very charming gent
Their mammys dropped them on their heads for sure..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No you immature boy child I certainly don’t
What sort of planet are these twits on ?
We blocked the fucktard too when he sent that. Also told to to cut his pubes as it wasn’t the 70s."
A right bush was it?  |
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"No you immature boy child I certainly don’t
What sort of planet are these twits on ?
We blocked the fucktard too when he sent that. Also told to to cut his pubes as it wasn’t the 70s.
A right bush was it? "
It may have been a strategically grown spiders nest to provide a bit of cushion for his infamous pumping sessions. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No you immature boy child I certainly don’t
What sort of planet are these twits on ?
We blocked the fucktard too when he sent that. Also told to to cut his pubes as it wasn’t the 70s."
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No you immature boy child I certainly don’t
What sort of planet are these twits on ?
You got to pump it up
Don't you know? Pump it up
......oh sorry I thought it was a singsong "
Brilliant |
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By *un_guy_69Man
over a year ago
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Ask him would he like it if some guy said that to his Mother, sister or maybe even his wife . "
The thing is idiots like him would probably think this kind of intro would be OK to family..
As already said must have been dropped on his head... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah yes I remember this fuck wit I told him his dick was too tiny to give my pussy a pumping. He was most offended. He sent the same inappropriate and offensive message to lots of people I know. |
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Ah here, you’re all very harsh. This was clearly a case of crossed communication wires.
The fella has a canine beastiality fetish, likes to mix it up in terms of the sex of the dog, knew the OP kept both sexes of greyhound and had a serious dose of the horn.
What’s the problem..?  |
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Oh we got that message too..
"Does the bitch want a pump some night this week?"
My other favourite one recently was..
"Would herself be interested in farting ping pong balls at us? First guy to catch it in their mouth gets to fuck for 5 minutes. Then back to the ping pong balls and go again?" |
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"Oh we got that message too..
"Does the bitch want a pump some night this week?"
My other favourite one recently was..
"Would herself be interested in farting ping pong balls at us? First guy to catch it in their mouth gets to fuck for 5 minutes. Then back to the ping pong balls and go again?" "
Yeah, but it’s bound to be hard to fuck with a ping pong ball in your mouth. Your breathing would be all over the place and trying to talk dirty would just sound like you had a speech impediment. Amateurs. They hadn’t really thought that one through. |
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By *B 4099Man
over a year ago
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"Oh we got that message too..
"Does the bitch want a pump some night this week?"
My other favourite one recently was..
"Would herself be interested in farting ping pong balls at us? First guy to catch it in their mouth gets to fuck for 5 minutes. Then back to the ping pong balls and go again?"
Yeah, but it’s bound to be hard to fuck with a ping pong ball in your mouth. Your breathing would be all over the place and trying to talk dirty would just sound like you had a speech impediment. Amateurs. They hadn’t really thought that one through. "
and how can you shout BINGO when you have a full house. Rookie stuff.
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"Oh we got that message too..
"Does the bitch want a pump some night this week?"
My other favourite one recently was..
"Would herself be interested in farting ping pong balls at us? First guy to catch it in their mouth gets to fuck for 5 minutes. Then back to the ping pong balls and go again?"
Yeah, but it’s bound to be hard to fuck with a ping pong ball in your mouth. Your breathing would be all over the place and trying to talk dirty would just sound like you had a speech impediment. Amateurs. They hadn’t really thought that one through. and how can you shout BINGO when you have a full house. Rookie stuff.
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Well at least if the bingo ball machine broke down the caller would have a ready replacement with herself. Not sure what all the pensioners would make of where the balls were coming from though..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh we got that message too..
"Does the bitch want a pump some night this week?"
My other favourite one recently was..
"Would herself be interested in farting ping pong balls at us? First guy to catch it in their mouth gets to fuck for 5 minutes. Then back to the ping pong balls and go again?" "
Always a classic...always a classic!
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Is this about a blow up doll.
Guys buys blow up doll. He gets it pumps it up uses it and next morning it's flat. He does this for a few days and gets frustrated. He takes it back to the shop and says to the shop owner this doll keeps going down on me every morning. The shop owner replies If I had known that I'd have charged you double.
Have a great bank holiday
Amy |
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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"Is this about a blow up doll.
Guys buys blow up doll. He gets it pumps it up uses it and next morning it's flat. He does this for a few days and gets frustrated. He takes it back to the shop and says to the shop owner this doll keeps going down on me every morning. The shop owner replies If I had known that I'd have charged you double.
Have a great bank holiday
Amy"
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