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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna see a magic trick?
Poof! You're single!
(Actually used it many years ago)
When you could use the word poof "
Rightly you don't really see the word poof being used a lot... suppose makes it even more magical  |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
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I had a yet another row with my ex in Australia years back, and it was the one that broke the camel's back.
I decided there and then I'd had enough of living like this so I went and bought my flight back to Ireland.
Came back to the house two hours later and just threw my ticket on the table in front of her and said, I'll be gone in two weeks, I'm only sticking around to pay up on my bills and whatever else I owe.
Man that was an awkward two weeks |
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"Wanna see a magic trick?
Poof! You're single!
(Actually used it many years ago)
When you could use the word poof
Rightly you don't really see the word poof being used a lot... suppose makes it evenly more magical "
Reminds me of the gay person who always wanted to be a magician.
He disappeared with a poof! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Husband comes home
" Honey I won the Lotto, pack your bags!!!"
Wife asks "Where are we going??"
Husband replied " Don't really care pack your bags and feck off , solicitors will be in touch "
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"I had a yet another row with my ex in Australia years back, and it was the one that broke the camel's back.
I decided there and then I'd had enough of living like this so I went and bought my flight back to Ireland.
Came back to the house two hours later and just threw my ticket on the table in front of her and said, I'll be gone in two weeks, I'm only sticking around to pay up on my bills and whatever else I owe.
Man that was an awkward two weeks"
Ah but did you shag her before you left?
That will tell the true nature of the relationship  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I tried to dump my ex before Christmas but decided it was the wrong time and she looked hot, so I waited until Valentine’s Day, didn’t give her a card and she dumped me. Happy days ... |
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There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover"
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
This could also be occasional lyric thread too haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The best one, it's not you it's me.
Or all week he has been promising you the world and one day, sorry not working for me, going to focus on myself ?????????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not cheesy, just a classic.....
Dear Baby,
Welcome to Dumpsville.
Population......YOU!
Brownie points for first one to know where it's from  "
The great Homer.J . Simpson!! Genius! |
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