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By *erlincork OP Man over a year ago

London

So... who doesn’t love a cringey corny pick up line...???

Give for kicks and giggles... post your worst!! (Or the worst you’ve gotten)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was asked did i want to save myself a fiver?..

That was code for not going to the niteclub and going back to her place instead..

I'm showing my age now, a fiver to get into a niteclub..

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By *erlincork OP Man over a year ago

London

"I was asked did i want to save myself a fiver?..

That was code for not going to the niteclub and going back to her place instead..

I'm showing my age now, a fiver to get into a niteclub.. "

Brilliant!

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Are ye dancing? Grand I'll have your seat then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want to go halves on a bastard..

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

my name is dick do u like it

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By *he chef 45Man over a year ago

Banbridge

How would you like to see the soles of your feet in my wingmirrors

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By *erlincork OP Man over a year ago

London

"Do you want to go halves on a bastard.. "

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By *erlincork OP Man over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 21/07/20 18:19:53]

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By *erlincork OP Man over a year ago

London

"How would you like to see the soles of your feet in my wingmirrors"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Over heard a guy at the queen of the land festival a few years ago say to a girl

“you don’t sweat much for a big girl” to this day I’m fully sure she knocked him out because he never got back up after she hit him!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One from fab...

Is your name wifi because I think we have a connection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One from fab...

Is your name wifi because I think we have a connection

That is Fromage at it's best

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Wanna fuck ...

Open your legs...

Can I come over now ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you were a door I'd bang you all night!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanna fuck ...

Open your legs...

Can I come over now ..."

No Miss Hood, have some decorum

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By *ofusplusCouple over a year ago

Limerick

Grab your coat love, you're pulled.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's 20 pence. Ring your mother and tell her you won't be home

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Was your mother a beaver? Cos damn!!!

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

"Was your mother a beaver? Cos damn!!!"

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By *urvySingleLadyWoman over a year ago

Limerick/Galway

The best worst chat up line I’ve got was “What winks and fucks like a tiger?” as he winked at me.

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

one from today.

passing by for work. fancy a visitor

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

"one from today.

passing by for work. fancy a visitor"

I was only looking for a cuppa

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By *ustin-SiderMan over a year ago

Belfast

Go get your crash helmet love. You'll be going through my headboard later.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Who wants my curly wurly?

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By *yeCandyDublinCouple over a year ago

Lucan

You’re so hot you’re making my blood boil

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By *cottybear74Man over a year ago

kilkenny

One of mine

"Your eyes are like spanners,everytime I look into them my nuts tighten"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re so hot you’re making my blood boil

Nice legs what time do they open

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one from today.

passing by for work. fancy a visitor"

God what a panty dropper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My friend wants to know if you will shift me!

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By *rxmrsCouple over a year ago

in ur bed

"Do you want to go halves on a bastard.. "
we do you im still waiting on the answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

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By *rishlad32777Man over a year ago

letterkenny

Your name must be Google cause you're everything I've been searching for

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Are you a car door cos I want to bang you all night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a recently qualified meteorologist and something’s telling me I'm in for a few inches tonight

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By *ocoWEXMan over a year ago

Chester

Jeez how cringe!

I got goosebump guys!

I if the girl is funny and witty enough I love to say:

"Your father must be a thief because he stole two hamsters and put them in your brain!"

A slightly revisited classic i know.

Fact Is that i just want to grab Rosy RedLips attention because I'm madly attracted to her deviant mind

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By *nowy007Woman over a year ago

Near Enough

Recent one from here, first message, never saw my face: "you're not bad looking for a fat bird"

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By *itKerryMaleMan over a year ago

kerry

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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By *ohndunboyneMan over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

[Removed by poster at 21/07/20 23:38:46]

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By *ohndunboyneMan over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

M: Fancy going for dinner with me?

F: Oh that would be lovely!

M: Thought so.

F: Why thought so?

M: Cos it looks like your arse is eating your knickers

Conversation I know happened. What a cheeky (funny) bustard.

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By *he MickMan over a year ago

southside

Here's 20 pence , call home and tell them you won't be back tonight

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By *andyman.snrMan over a year ago

leixlip

You look like you've got some Irish in you , no ? Would you like some .

Obviously not used in ireland

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By *ohndunboyneMan over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"You look like you've got some Irish in you , no ? Would you like some .

Obviously not used in ireland

A classic from the great Phil Lynott

Actually Any of the girls out there got any Irish in you?

Any who'd like a little more Irish in you?

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

Actually happened. " I'm on my period and have no tampons...you'll do" I didn't know where to look or how to respond.

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By * am in Your DreamsMan over a year ago

South

How do you like your eggs in the morning, Fertilised??

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By *andyman.snrMan over a year ago

leixlip

Actually if I'm going to honest, I've been hit by a few of those mentioned , and I didn't know what to do .

But that was back in the day , when women didn't chat up men, but they did .

Yeah I know I'm awesome

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By *oingMan over a year ago

Co. Antrim

I’m taking note of all of these chat up lines. They might be useful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually happened. " I'm on my period and have no tampons...you'll do" I didn't know where to look or how to respond.

Sweet

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

"Would you like a hot meat injection..?"

"I know what would look nice on your chin.."

"My balls"

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Would you like to see the Duran Duran posters i have on my bedroom ceiling?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I sit on your face and you can guess my Covid19 weight gain

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By *NawtyCplCouple over a year ago

Around and about

That dress would look better on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lets go back to mine and have nothing on but the radio.

How's your belly for a lodger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asked a girl one time in a club if she'd like to dance. Her answer back was she would be delighted, I replied "Off you go so I'd like to sit and chat with your pal

She got highly offended but he friend thought it was hilarious. Turned out to be a cracking night

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By *ryanCorkMan over a year ago

West Cork

Do you want to put your slippers under my bed

Do you want to be buried with my people

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By *j TruckerMan over a year ago

monaghan

Do you mind if I tickle your ass with a feather and when she says what what I said and we haven't particularly nice weather

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By *ight MovesMan over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

You still use Internet Explorer?

Ah I see, you like it nice and slow..

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

I'm beginning to think some people on here think these are their best chat up lines in fairness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you want to go halves on a bastard.. "

Thats brilliant

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By *orthDublinDRMan over a year ago

Clongriffin

See this watch I have is magic and can tell you’re not wearing any knickers..

Oh sorry it’s an hour fast

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"See this watch I have is magic and can tell you’re not wearing any knickers..

Oh sorry it’s an hour fast

Thats possibly the best I've ever heard to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One from fab...

Is your name wifi because I think we have a connection

Lol that's Fuckin awful

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By *eymoreButtsMan over a year ago

City

"Do you want to go halves on a bastard.. "

Rosy if you tried to say this to me my pants would be off before you had the sentence finished

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