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By *eter Clark OP   Man  over a year ago

Estepona

What are the best or most desirable opening messages that have had seen or received?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking for tips?

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By *ireannCplCouple  over a year ago

Suburbs

Personally for us, a brief introduction about you, your likes/dislikes and expectations on a social night out and availability to meet. No vulgarity or cheap talk. It doesn't impress us.

EireCpl

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By *he SophisticatsCouple  over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"Personally for us, a brief introduction about you, your likes/dislikes and expectations on a social night out and availability to meet. No vulgarity or cheap talk. It doesn't impress us.

EireCpl "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's no one size fits all because we're going to read your profile before your message anyway, but as a general rule of thumb, a short intro about you and why our profile caught your eye. Show a bit of your personality in your message & don't be crass or vulgar.

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford

oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person"

You didn't say that to me at the time

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By *ornyfireCouple  over a year ago

Middle Earth


"oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person"

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By *ofusplusCouple  over a year ago

Limerick

Evidence that they have read your profile is good. Shows it's not a copy and paste and that they are actually interested. A bit of humour goes a long way too

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person

You didn't say that to me at the time "

to be fair BM you just said my ass was nice you didnt say anything about burying your cock in there and you know that is totally the way into my bed

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person"

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"There's no one size fits all because we're going to read your profile before your message anyway, but as a general rule of thumb, a short intro about you and why our profile caught your eye. Show a bit of your personality in your message & don't be crass or vulgar."

I agree with this. I always read profiles first if it is a decent profile then I'll read the message.

But like said above not one size fits all everyone has different tastes and likes so what attracts one person will turn another off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tbh, a lot of it depends on the humour I'm in when I open it

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person

You didn't say that to me at the time

to be fair BM you just said my ass was nice you didnt say anything about burying your cock in there and you know that is totally the way into my bed "

Back to school I go ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm just dying to find the right man to use my Covid19 one liner on..... "How about I sit on your face and you can guess my Covid19 weight gain"

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Tbh, a lot of it depends on the humour I'm in when I open it"

Moody bitch, you're not making it any easier....

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By *he SophisticatsCouple  over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"There's no one size fits all because we're going to read your profile before your message anyway, but as a general rule of thumb, a short intro about you and why our profile caught your eye. Show a bit of your personality in your message & don't be crass or vulgar.

I agree with this. I always read profiles first if it is a decent profile then I'll read the message.

But like said above not one size fits all everyone has different tastes and likes so what attracts one person will turn another off."

We are pretty much the same.

We ALWAYS look at (if verified) and read a profile whether they message or fabbed us (sometimes add a note). But if there’s hardly any bio or anything on profile, or in a mail, it shows a lack of effort, therefore we respond likewise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh i dunno. Theres something soooo good about a one liner that says something along the lines of "my cock would look great buried in your ass" that gives you the flutters and immediately drop your knickers for said person"

I actually checked and its true! It's right there!!

I'm choosing to believe its nothing to do with alphabetical order and its your number 1 interest! How could I not see this?

Fab really is a simple game, we overcomplicate it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tbh, a lot of it depends on the humour I'm in when I open it

Moody bitch, you're not making it any easier.... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like some of the contributors have said, it depends what sort of mood someone is in as to whether they’ll take the message in the right spirit that it’s sent. I find humour a great way to start a conversation and, with regards to your profile, you can write any aul croc of shite that is a complete misrepresentation of who and what you are hence why my profile is a piss take..... if you want to know who the real mud simply strike up a conversation......surely that’s he only way to learn about someone’s personalities, traits and foibles? ..... within a few messages you’ll quickly find out if that person is right for..... or not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm just dying to find the right man to use my Covid19 one liner on..... "How about I sit on your face and you can guess my Covid19 weight gain" "

I'm here U up for a knobbin?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

tbh its 'creepy' to read introductory messages with lots of info and detail. You would never walk up to someone in real life and start into a 'biography'. A bit of humor, some little evidence of having read your profile or basic respectful 'hi' goes a long way.

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By *he English OneMan  over a year ago

west


"What are the best or most desirable opening messages that have had seen or received? "

Doesn't this count as a one liner

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By *rmrspumpCouple  over a year ago

narnia

We don't really pay much attention to the opening message, we invariably click on the senders profile first, and read the message second

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers".... "

Kaizer never messaged you!

*potential copyright infringement!

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By *andydevineMan  over a year ago

sligo


"I'm just dying to find the right man to use my Covid19 one liner on..... "How about I sit on your face and you can guess my Covid19 weight gain" "

I'd like you use you as a face mask.

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere


"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....

Kaizer never messaged you!

*potential copyright infringement! "

She only said weirdo in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....

Kaizer never messaged you!

*potential copyright infringement!

She only said weirdo in fairness "

Refer to *

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....

Kaizer never messaged you!

*potential copyright infringement!

She only said weirdo in fairness

Refer to * "

I'd see a solicitor and get that patented ASAP so

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....

Kaizer never messaged you!

*potential copyright infringement!

She only said weirdo in fairness

Refer to *

I'd see a solicitor and get that patented ASAP so "

Already done so!

ThunderkissEnterprises©

And to reiterate you have never received a message off the Manbeast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....

Kaizer never messaged you!

*potential copyright infringement!

She only said weirdo in fairness

Refer to *

I'd see a solicitor and get that patented ASAP so

Already done so!

ThunderkissEnterprises©

And to reiterate you have never received a message off the Manbeast "

The manbeast probably has me blocked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I keep getting this weirdo messaging me with "shiver me timbers"....

Kaizer never messaged you!

*potential copyright infringement!

She only said weirdo in fairness

Refer to *

I'd see a solicitor and get that patented ASAP so

Already done so!

ThunderkissEnterprises©

And to reiterate you have never received a message off the Manbeast

The manbeast probably has me blocked "

No need as blocking is very negative!

But Kaizer did not mail and if someone else is illegally using the aforementioned catchphrase, rest assured they will be hearing from the legal department at ThunderkissEnterprises© before sun down!

Now don't forget to tip your waitress, the Manbeast is here all week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Damn right Manbeast... Don't take that kinda thing lying down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wanna fuck ? is a classic , I do appreciate a complimentary message and I will usually respond with a one liner Saying thank you

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By *ardyboy54321Man  over a year ago

Fermanagh


"Wanna fuck ? is a classic , I do appreciate a complimentary message and I will usually respond with a one liner Saying thank you "
what about "wanna shift"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Classic one today... "Passing by your way in a bit if you fancy it"

Yep, just giz a sec, I'll take the knickers off to save time (bare in mind have never had any interaction with this man before) mind baffling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Classic one today... "Passing by your way in a bit if you fancy it"

Yep, just giz a sec, I'll take the knickers off to save time (bare in mind have never had any interaction with this man before) mind baffling "

Oh yes I totally agree with you... hang on while I abandon my kids to mind themselves so I can suck you off as you just happen to be stopping at my local Motorway services. Oh you had me at "passing through your area" mmmm

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick

I find Faf usually works well

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By *he SophisticatsCouple  over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"Classic one today... "Passing by your way in a bit if you fancy it"

Yep, just giz a sec, I'll take the knickers off to save time (bare in mind have never had any interaction with this man before) mind baffling "

How could you NOT give in to such a smooth talker?

I’d’ve been sold at ‘passing’

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules"

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules" "

did you bend to his will

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules"

did you bend to his will "

Were you just waiting to jump in there? And no I didn't smartarse

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By *he SophisticatsCouple  over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules" "

Ah but who was the plug and who was the socket? (It’s the finer details that matter)

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules"

Ah but who was the plug and who was the socket? (It’s the finer details that matter) "

We never got to the finer details

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By *he SophisticatsCouple  over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules"

Ah but who was the plug and who was the socket? (It’s the finer details that matter)

We never got to the finer details "

One can be a real pain in the arse, whereas the other.......

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Best one I ever received was on a previous profile and got a message from another guy. It said " I'm straight, you're straight but let's bend the rules"

Ah but who was the plug and who was the socket? (It’s the finer details that matter)

We never got to the finer details

One can be a real pain in the arse, whereas the other....... "

Can be fun to watch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Classic one today... "Passing by your way in a bit if you fancy it"

Yep, just giz a sec, I'll take the knickers off to save time (bare in mind have never had any interaction with this man before) mind baffling

How could you NOT give in to such a smooth talker?

I’d’ve been sold at ‘passing’ "

Nope, Judge Judy was more appealing

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By *he SophisticatsCouple  over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"Classic one today... "Passing by your way in a bit if you fancy it"

Yep, just giz a sec, I'll take the knickers off to save time (bare in mind have never had any interaction with this man before) mind baffling

How could you NOT give in to such a smooth talker?

I’d’ve been sold at ‘passing’

Nope, Judge Judy was more appealing "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Personally for us, a brief introduction about you, your likes/dislikes and expectations on a social night out and availability to meet. No vulgarity or cheap talk. It doesn't impress us.

EireCpl "

That's what I've been doing and still getting nowhere. Or else I get the 1 word "tnks" I just wanna have some fun

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By *ireannCplCouple  over a year ago

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"Personally for us, a brief introduction about you, your likes/dislikes and expectations on a social night out and availability to meet. No vulgarity or cheap talk. It doesn't impress us.

EireCpl

That's what I've been doing and still getting nowhere. Or else I get the 1 word "tnks" I just wanna have some fun "

Yes, that happens. Have you read the profile? Do you meet what the profile is asking for, are you within the age range, distance, sexual orientation. Theres times you have to accept that you may not be what people are looking for also. While it would be polite to reply there's no given right that people have to. Speaking as a couple there's times that you don't have time to reply to all the mail you get and it's easier to delete the mail/profiles that haven't grabbed your attention or interest.

EireCpl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be honest sometimes it's clear that guys (I know couples do it too but usually guys) just mail you the minute they see you are online. I'd delete without answering these mails. I like the effort to be put into a message personally speaking. Like to read a bit about the guy first etc. Good luck with your Fab journey though

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