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By *aid back OP Man over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll have a look

I'm not a taxidermist but I'd mount you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not a jockey but I’ll ride you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a Doctor Jim, not a Moon Shuttle Conductor!

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By *NawtyCplCouple over a year ago

Around and about

Im not deaf but I can read lips

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By *parkyt500Man over a year ago

midlands

Im not the taxman but i'd screw you

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

I'm crap at maths but I'm a cunning linguist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaizer is not a man, but a Manbeast

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple over a year ago

ireland

I'm not a teacher but I'd spank you

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By *arry and AnnCouple over a year ago

Louth

Im not a farmer but ill surely plough you

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By *ereus3Couple over a year ago

Dundalk

I'm a vegetarian but I eat pussy

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer, but I'm eating you tonight

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By *uckypuppy007Woman over a year ago

dublin

I'm not a personal trainer...but I'm gonna make you sweat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a plumber but I'll drain your pipe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not an electrician, but I'll turn you on

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

I'm not a dentist but I could get you to open your mouth wide and give you a filling

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By *witch121Man over a year ago

Cork

Am not a soldier but I'd empty a load on you.

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By *heekyChap93Man over a year ago

I'm no carpenter but I'd hammer you

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By *rmrs1234Couple over a year ago

Waterford

Im no hurler but id pull on you

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

I am not a firefighter but will make you hot.x

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

I'm not a window glazer but I can see through you and I'd be putty in your hands

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By *ommando4Man over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

I’m not a guitarist but I’d pluck your G-String

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By *heekyChap93Man over a year ago

I'm no florist but I'd rearrange your flower

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

religious but I know il be calling for jesus later

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By *NawtyCplCouple over a year ago

Around and about

Im no welder but id stick to you

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By *ommando4Man over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

I’m no magician but I can make your tits wobble without touching them

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

I'm no banana boat operator but I'm sure you could get mine inflated for a bouncy ride

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By *ocoWEXMan over a year ago

Chester

I'm not an Astronaut, but one of these days, Bang, Zoom, straight to the moon!

I wonder who will understand the quote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaizer ain't no Journalist, but here's a newsflash.... You just struck Gold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not the Wealdstone raider "You want some?"

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By *eralt80Man over a year ago

cork

I’m not a miner but I’d give you a good drilling

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By *B 4099Man over a year ago

North West, Outer Letterkenny area

"I'm not the Wealdstone raider "You want some?""

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By *hSureFookItMan over a year ago

Dublin/Drogheda

I'm not a hose but I'll make you get wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a tank but you can fill me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not the wind but I'd definitely blow you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a fisherman, but you're a catch

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By *ardyboy54321Man over a year ago

Fermanagh

I'm not a show pony but do for rideing about the house

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By *eebawMan over a year ago

I’m not a dr but I’d give u a good examination.

I’m not a handy man but i’d bang u good while ur hubbys at work

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By *ight MovesMan over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

I'm not a golfer, but still, always shooting for a hole in one

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By *ight MovesMan over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

I'm not a vet, but I'll take very good care of your pussy...

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

I'm not Santa but I'll empty my sack for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m no mechanic but I can definitely give you the best service!! An plenty of fine tuning ;o)

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By *uriousVoyeurMan over a year ago

Northside

I'm not a gardener but I'd trim your bush!!

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By *un_guy_69Man over a year ago

Lim Tipp border

I'm not a musician but I let you play my flute.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm not an optician but I'll make your eyes cross

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By *ight MovesMan over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

I don't work for Bord Fáilte, but I'll make cum here...

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By *parkyt500Man over a year ago

midlands

"Im not a farmer but ill surely plough you

Brillant !

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By *P_80Man over a year ago

Waterford

I'm not Covid-19 but I'll leave you breathless

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm not Covid-19 but I'll leave you breathless"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always wanted to be a gynaecologist but it's only a c**t of a job

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By *cottybear74Man over a year ago

kilkenny

I'm not a skipper but I'll navigate your waters.

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By *envMan over a year ago

where my hat is

Im no trucker but ive a full load for u

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

I'm no poet but I can put words in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm no trumpet player but il blow your horn ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a milkman but i have cream

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By *ight MovesMan over a year ago

The Wide Blue Yonder

"religious but I know il be calling for jesus later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm no Fred Flintstone but I'll make your bed rock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a nurse but I'll certainly take good care of you throughout the night.

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By *kblueeyesCouple over a year ago

kilkenny

I'm not a dog but I'd chew your bone

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By *rotic desiresWoman over a year ago

Here and there

I'm no tour guide, but I'd guide you in the right direction.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm not a shot putter but I'd toss one off for you

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By *ouno2muchMan over a year ago

Disneyland

I’m not a mechanic, but I can get you checked and serviced

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm not a shot putter but I'd toss one off for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not a sommelier but I will definitely taste you!

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By *yesgreenMan over a year ago

north and south

"I’m not a sommelier but I will definitely taste you! "
Shes a farmer’s daughter but can’t keep her carves together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a straw bailer, but I'll wrap you up tight!

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By *hSureFookItMan over a year ago

Dublin/Drogheda

I'm not a hammer but I'll bang you hard.

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