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over a year ago
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Came back to my apartment block very late Saturday night,pressed for the lift and when it arrived the door opened to the sight of a very surprised couple that live in same place having d*unken sex, I decided to take the stairs without saying much...then yesterday got home from work and when got into lift they were there again but in typical clothed fashion....massive akward silence then we just all started laughing....light hearted ending to a akward encounter  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well sex in a lift although not an unusual public place to do it still shows an open mind I guess....or in their mind a complete d*unken mistake never to be repeated haha |
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over a year ago
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by the psni down at a local disused mill cud see the torches comin but cud,nt get dressed quick enough thank god for steamy windows lol but luckily he seen funny side and warned it wud be 2nd time unlucky lol |
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In the days before picture phones and cams (god bless them) met a woman for coffee who refused flat to describe herself to me. Met at Liffey valley shopping centre and just before she arrived she text me to say she was "a little heavy".
Now I love women of all shapes and sizes, but the crowds parted like Moses parting the red sea and this woman emerged from the crowd wearing a kaftan. She weighed a little bit north of 30 stone and had long since given up on wearing anything other than kaftans.....
I brought her to a coffee shop where in the next 30 minutes while consuming 3 eclairs (she ordered two more after her first) she told me her husband didnt make love to her anymore and she wanted more.
I literally had to ponder exactly how one would physically have sex with her even if one was inclined.
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"In the days before picture phones and cams (god bless them) met a woman for coffee who refused flat to describe herself to me. Met at Liffey valley shopping centre and just before she arrived she text me to say she was "a little heavy".
Now I love women of all shapes and sizes, but the crowds parted like Moses parting the red sea and this woman
emerged from the crowd wearing a kaftan. She weighed a little bit north of 30 stone and had long since given up on wearing anything other than kaftans.....
I brought her to a coffee shop where in the next 30 minutes while consuming 3 eclairs (she ordered two more after her first) she told me her husband didnt make love to her anymore and she wanted more.
I literally had to ponder exactly how one would physically have sex with her even if one was inclined.
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take it u didnt ride her then haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember a very awkward situation when the above, yes you fhatass, left me alone with someone I can just call very socially awkward, looked very strange and couldn't keep his hands to himself. Needless to say I was out of there very quickly lol |
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over a year ago
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Oh what a treat it would be to be left alone with bbw....
My most akward was meeting a couple and whilst chatting theirs sons teacher came over for a chat... And was mad keen to know who I was as what they were doing in the hotel on a tues night..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh what a treat it would be to be left alone with bbw....
My most akward was meeting a couple and whilst chatting theirs sons teacher came over for a chat... And was mad keen to know who I was as what they were doing in the hotel on a tues night....."
aw thanks! I'm hot sure how you would know that this would be a treat though! lol ... it could be a punishment for all you know haha
very awkward situation with the teacher, so what was the exuse in the end? |
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"Oh what a treat it would be to be left alone with bbw....
My most akward was meeting a couple and whilst chatting theirs sons teacher came over for a chat... And was mad keen to know who I was as what they were doing in the hotel on a tues night.....
aw thanks! I'm hot sure how you would know that this would be a treat though! lol ... it could be a punishment for all you know haha
very awkward situation with the teacher, so what was the exuse in the end?"
I'm willing to take the risk
Apparently I had been In college with him and was back in Ireland for a couple of days.... Rightly killed the moment though ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I got hot and horny with a girl in a niteclub in Dublin. We went to the stairwell and shagged senselessly.
When we came back into the club we were met by all the security staff cheering and applauding. Didn't realise there was a camera on the stairs! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Haha that reminds me of my first and only time in coppers seeing 2 young ones riding each other in the corner...I sensed that happened alot there haha |
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