We all come here with our all standards and expectations and fantasies and go though so many clueless, disrespectful, pure idiotic messages - our standards gradually ease up a little.
What's the lowest standard of yours that you broke and replied to a person you woul'd normally be most likely not attracted to in a slightest?
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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I found mine have actually gotten more set.
For a long time I tried to answer every message even some of the ruder ones and ones who cheated through my filters. Even kept chatting to some after they had been rude a number of times after one paticular person who I gave numerous chances to I decided to not bother anymore. I don't have the time or energy to be dealing with it. |
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I've always preferred to chat for a while and it doesn't take long to find the pic collectors or those who want me to do all the work conversationally.
Standard wise nothing has changed therefore.
It's not just about my interest in someone, it's equally about their interest in me. |
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over a year ago
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I give most guys a chance and no issue chatting but lately just find the tolerance level has been lowered and will admit to just deleting messages. Filters are up to completely block messages for now.
Lowered my "standard" once as was told by a few women on here I was too fussy. Gave an unverified guy a chance and lesson learnt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suppose it's different for females than males as you get flooded with messages as the M-F ratio is very high. Have sympathy with you in trying to distinguish the nice messages you receive as against the other ones. I have not been in that position. |
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Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's 
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
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"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that? "
I do that all the time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not so much on here but in the real world. I'm sure a lot of guys have been here:
But you are in a bar. You've tried to bring you A-game all night. You plucked up the courage to go in-cold trying to chat to women you liked. Failed and failed hard. By the end of the night, you are d*unk, you are horny, you'd take anything to you start chatting to women you normally wouldn't fancy.
... Then that fails too lol.
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time! "
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough |
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"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough "
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know. "
Well I've sent you 5 different ones 6th time lucky I guess |
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"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know.
Well I've sent you 5 different ones 6th time lucky I guess "
Keep trying is all I can say. You might just get lucky eventually. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know.
Well I've sent you 5 different ones 6th time lucky I guess
Keep trying is all I can say. You might just get lucky eventually. "
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"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know.
Well I've sent you 5 different ones 6th time lucky I guess
Keep trying is all I can say. You might just get lucky eventually.
Ack you're too much hard work "
Jaysus, take a sledgehammer to my feelings, why don't ya!
Mother of God, what is the world coming up at all.
You're like the rest of them, you're all lovey dovey until you're rejected and then you turn nasty.
IT'S NOT DIAL A RIDE, YKNOW! |
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over a year ago
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"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know.
Well I've sent you 5 different ones 6th time lucky I guess
Keep trying is all I can say. You might just get lucky eventually.
Ack you're too much hard work
Jaysus, take a sledgehammer to my feelings, why don't ya!
Mother of God, what is the world coming up at all.
You're like the rest of them, you're all lovey dovey until you're rejected and then you turn nasty.
IT'S NOT DIAL A RIDE, YKNOW! "
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know.
Well I've sent you 5 different ones 6th time lucky I guess
Keep trying is all I can say. You might just get lucky eventually.
Ack you're too much hard work
Jaysus, take a sledgehammer to my feelings, why don't ya!
Mother of God, what is the world coming up at all.
You're like the rest of them, you're all lovey dovey until you're rejected and then you turn nasty.
IT'S NOT DIAL A RIDE, YKNOW! "
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"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know.
Well I've sent you 5 different ones 6th time lucky I guess
Keep trying is all I can say. You might just get lucky eventually.
Ack you're too much hard work
Jaysus, take a sledgehammer to my feelings, why don't ya!
Mother of God, what is the world coming up at all.
You're like the rest of them, you're all lovey dovey until you're rejected and then you turn nasty.
IT'S NOT DIAL A RIDE, YKNOW!
ah I was only messaging ya anyhow cos I felt sorry for you "
What a biatch!
My mother warned me about women like you! |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know.
Well I've sent you 5 different ones 6th time lucky I guess
Keep trying is all I can say. You might just get lucky eventually.
Ack you're too much hard work
Jaysus, take a sledgehammer to my feelings, why don't ya!
Mother of God, what is the world coming up at all.
You're like the rest of them, you're all lovey dovey until you're rejected and then you turn nasty.
IT'S NOT DIAL A RIDE, YKNOW!
ah I was only messaging ya anyhow cos I felt sorry for you
What a biatch!
My mother warned me about women like you! "
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"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know.
Well I've sent you 5 different ones 6th time lucky I guess
Keep trying is all I can say. You might just get lucky eventually.
Ack you're too much hard work
Jaysus, take a sledgehammer to my feelings, why don't ya!
Mother of God, what is the world coming up at all.
You're like the rest of them, you're all lovey dovey until you're rejected and then you turn nasty.
IT'S NOT DIAL A RIDE, YKNOW!
ah I was only messaging ya anyhow cos I felt sorry for you
What a biatch!
My mother warned me about women like you! "
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"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know.
Well I've sent you 5 different ones 6th time lucky I guess
Keep trying is all I can say. You might just get lucky eventually.
Ack you're too much hard work
Jaysus, take a sledgehammer to my feelings, why don't ya!
Mother of God, what is the world coming up at all.
You're like the rest of them, you're all lovey dovey until you're rejected and then you turn nasty.
IT'S NOT DIAL A RIDE, YKNOW!
ah I was only messaging ya anyhow cos I felt sorry for you
What a biatch!
My mother warned me about women like you!
If she knew you were on here we'd all be in trouble.."
You're not wrong about that.
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"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know.
Well I've sent you 5 different ones 6th time lucky I guess
Keep trying is all I can say. You might just get lucky eventually.
Ack you're too much hard work
Jaysus, take a sledgehammer to my feelings, why don't ya!
Mother of God, what is the world coming up at all.
You're like the rest of them, you're all lovey dovey until you're rejected and then you turn nasty.
IT'S NOT DIAL A RIDE, YKNOW!
ah I was only messaging ya anyhow cos I felt sorry for you
What a biatch!
My mother warned me about women like you!
If she knew you were on here we'd all be in trouble..
You're not wrong about that.
I don't believe in ghosts myself though. "
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"Funny enough some of us lads try to communicate with respect and I do get that it would be like a full time job for ladies to filter through and find the goodin's
Most of the ladies here are amazing but I recently contacted someone with no pic but she had written a nice bio. I wrote a bit about me etc.....got a one word response "pic?" Lol
Like...if a fella did that?
I do that all the time!
Mick I'm fed up of sending ya face and boob pics one if these days you will reply to me if I keep pestering you enough
You need to get a better face. I have standards y'know.
Well I've sent you 5 different ones 6th time lucky I guess
Keep trying is all I can say. You might just get lucky eventually.
Ack you're too much hard work
Jaysus, take a sledgehammer to my feelings, why don't ya!
Mother of God, what is the world coming up at all.
You're like the rest of them, you're all lovey dovey until you're rejected and then you turn nasty.
IT'S NOT DIAL A RIDE, YKNOW!
ah I was only messaging ya anyhow cos I felt sorry for you
What a biatch!
My mother warned me about women like you!
If she knew you were on here we'd all be in trouble..
You're not wrong about that.
I don't believe in ghosts myself though.
Neither did I until I got a few recent slaps from me ma "
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I really just want guys who are way taller than me, so I have a rule, 5’10”+. One guys’ message at the start was really nice so we started chatting, despite him being 5’9”
He’s now my FB and one of my favourite lovers ever. I’ve not changed the rule for my extras tho.. I like to feel swamped. |
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
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We used to message everyone back just to be polite but now we have got to the stage that if someone messages hi or how are you as the message only then it's a delete, the block comes in for rude or repetitive messages from the same profile |
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Something to do with ghosts has reminded me of a story I heard about a guy who was up in court for having sex with a goat, nothing to do with a ghost at all.
He needed a solicitor for the case and he was given a choice between two in the local office; the first one had a great legal mind but the second one was great at picking a jury although he was twice the price. He went with the second one and could barely afford it. On the day of the case he was worried about the money he was spending and prayed that it would all be ok.
His solicitor stood up and presented his defence and yer man's heart sank.. "Members of the jury, my client loves his goat and on this particular day he was just standing on his field, minding his own business, naked from the waist down when the goat, overcome with joy at seeing him, ran backwards across the field and jumped onto him"
His heart sank as he thought of all the money he had wasted and the time he'd spend in jail until he overheard one member of the jury remarking to another... "oh Jaysus, a good goat will do that y'know"
My apologies for the digression. Carry on. |
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"Something to do with ghosts has reminded me of a story I heard about a guy who was up in court for having sex with a goat, nothing to do with a ghost at all.
He needed a solicitor for the case and he was given a choice between two in the local office; the first one had a great legal mind but the second one was great at picking a jury although he was twice the price. He went with the second one and could barely afford it. On the day of the case he was worried about the money he was spending and prayed that it would all be ok.
His solicitor stood up and presented his defence and yer man's heart sank.. "Members of the jury, my client loves his goat and on this particular day he was just standing on his field, minding his own business, naked from the waist down when the goat, overcome with joy at seeing him, ran backwards across the field and jumped onto him"
His heart sank as he thought of all the money he had wasted and the time he'd spend in jail until he overheard one member of the jury remarking to another... "oh Jaysus, a good goat will do that y'know"
My apologies for the digression. Carry on. "
So we've gone from taking the Mick to acting the goat? |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Something to do with ghosts has reminded me of a story I heard about a guy who was up in court for having sex with a goat, nothing to do with a ghost at all.
He needed a solicitor for the case and he was given a choice between two in the local office; the first one had a great legal mind but the second one was great at picking a jury although he was twice the price. He went with the second one and could barely afford it. On the day of the case he was worried about the money he was spending and prayed that it would all be ok.
His solicitor stood up and presented his defence and yer man's heart sank.. "Members of the jury, my client loves his goat and on this particular day he was just standing on his field, minding his own business, naked from the waist down when the goat, overcome with joy at seeing him, ran backwards across the field and jumped onto him"
His heart sank as he thought of all the money he had wasted and the time he'd spend in jail until he overheard one member of the jury remarking to another... "oh Jaysus, a good goat will do that y'know"
My apologies for the digression. Carry on.
So we've gone from taking the Mick to acting the goat? "
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"Something to do with ghosts has reminded me of a story I heard about a guy who was up in court for having sex with a goat, nothing to do with a ghost at all.
He needed a solicitor for the case and he was given a choice between two in the local office; the first one had a great legal mind but the second one was great at picking a jury although he was twice the price. He went with the second one and could barely afford it. On the day of the case he was worried about the money he was spending and prayed that it would all be ok.
His solicitor stood up and presented his defence and yer man's heart sank.. "Members of the jury, my client loves his goat and on this particular day he was just standing on his field, minding his own business, naked from the waist down when the goat, overcome with joy at seeing him, ran backwards across the field and jumped onto him"
His heart sank as he thought of all the money he had wasted and the time he'd spend in jail until he overheard one member of the jury remarking to another... "oh Jaysus, a good goat will do that y'know"
My apologies for the digression. Carry on.
So we've gone from taking the Mick to acting the goat? "
It in turn has reminded me of the case of the lads in the pub having a drink who asked if anyone had ever seen a ghost. A fella down the far end of the table said he not only believed in them but had shagged a few of them in his day. The other fella said "what? You've made love to an actual spirit?" and I replied, sorry, he replied "oh, sorry, I thought you said goat!" |
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"Something to do with ghosts has reminded me of a story I heard about a guy who was up in court for having sex with a goat, nothing to do with a ghost at all.
He needed a solicitor for the case and he was given a choice between two in the local office; the first one had a great legal mind but the second one was great at picking a jury although he was twice the price. He went with the second one and could barely afford it. On the day of the case he was worried about the money he was spending and prayed that it would all be ok.
His solicitor stood up and presented his defence and yer man's heart sank.. "Members of the jury, my client loves his goat and on this particular day he was just standing on his field, minding his own business, naked from the waist down when the goat, overcome with joy at seeing him, ran backwards across the field and jumped onto him"
His heart sank as he thought of all the money he had wasted and the time he'd spend in jail until he overheard one member of the jury remarking to another... "oh Jaysus, a good goat will do that y'know"
My apologies for the digression. Carry on.
So we've gone from taking the Mick to acting the goat?
It in turn has reminded me of the case of the lads in the pub having a drink who asked if anyone had ever seen a ghost. A fella down the far end of the table said he not only believed in them but had shagged a few of them in his day. The other fella said "what? You've made love to an actual spirit?" and I replied, sorry, he replied "oh, sorry, I thought you said goat!" "
I thought you were going to tell the one about the publicans dig not being allowed into heaven by St Bernard because he was missing his tail.
Sent him back down and gave him the power of speech to ask his former master for his tail back which was in a glass cabinet above the optics.
He arrived at midnight but the publican wouldn't give him his tail back because he wasn't allowed to retail spirits after 11.30... |
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"Something to do with ghosts has reminded me of a story I heard about a guy who was up in court for having sex with a goat, nothing to do with a ghost at all.
He needed a solicitor for the case and he was given a choice between two in the local office; the first one had a great legal mind but the second one was great at picking a jury although he was twice the price. He went with the second one and could barely afford it. On the day of the case he was worried about the money he was spending and prayed that it would all be ok.
His solicitor stood up and presented his defence and yer man's heart sank.. "Members of the jury, my client loves his goat and on this particular day he was just standing on his field, minding his own business, naked from the waist down when the goat, overcome with joy at seeing him, ran backwards across the field and jumped onto him"
His heart sank as he thought of all the money he had wasted and the time he'd spend in jail until he overheard one member of the jury remarking to another... "oh Jaysus, a good goat will do that y'know"
My apologies for the digression. Carry on.
So we've gone from taking the Mick to acting the goat?
It in turn has reminded me of the case of the lads in the pub having a drink who asked if anyone had ever seen a ghost. A fella down the far end of the table said he not only believed in them but had shagged a few of them in his day. The other fella said "what? You've made love to an actual spirit?" and I replied, sorry, he replied "oh, sorry, I thought you said goat!"
I thought you were going to tell the one about the publicans dig not being allowed into heaven by St Bernard because he was missing his tail.
Sent him back down and gave him the power of speech to ask his former master for his tail back which was in a glass cabinet above the optics.
He arrived at midnight but the publican wouldn't give him his tail back because he wasn't allowed to retail spirits after 11.30..."
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Something to do with ghosts has reminded me of a story I heard about a guy who was up in court for having sex with a goat, nothing to do with a ghost at all.
He needed a solicitor for the case and he was given a choice between two in the local office; the first one had a great legal mind but the second one was great at picking a jury although he was twice the price. He went with the second one and could barely afford it. On the day of the case he was worried about the money he was spending and prayed that it would all be ok.
His solicitor stood up and presented his defence and yer man's heart sank.. "Members of the jury, my client loves his goat and on this particular day he was just standing on his field, minding his own business, naked from the waist down when the goat, overcome with joy at seeing him, ran backwards across the field and jumped onto him"
His heart sank as he thought of all the money he had wasted and the time he'd spend in jail until he overheard one member of the jury remarking to another... "oh Jaysus, a good goat will do that y'know"
My apologies for the digression. Carry on.
So we've gone from taking the Mick to acting the goat?
It in turn has reminded me of the case of the lads in the pub having a drink who asked if anyone had ever seen a ghost. A fella down the far end of the table said he not only believed in them but had shagged a few of them in his day. The other fella said "what? You've made love to an actual spirit?" and I replied, sorry, he replied "oh, sorry, I thought you said goat!"
I thought you were going to tell the one about the publicans dig not being allowed into heaven by St Bernard because he was missing his tail.
Sent him back down and gave him the power of speech to ask his former master for his tail back which was in a glass cabinet above the optics.
He arrived at midnight but the publican wouldn't give him his tail back because he wasn't allowed to retail spirits after 11.30...
That's so bad it's good! "
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"Something to do with ghosts has reminded me of a story I heard about a guy who was up in court for having sex with a goat, nothing to do with a ghost at all.
He needed a solicitor for the case and he was given a choice between two in the local office; the first one had a great legal mind but the second one was great at picking a jury although he was twice the price. He went with the second one and could barely afford it. On the day of the case he was worried about the money he was spending and prayed that it would all be ok.
His solicitor stood up and presented his defence and yer man's heart sank.. "Members of the jury, my client loves his goat and on this particular day he was just standing on his field, minding his own business, naked from the waist down when the goat, overcome with joy at seeing him, ran backwards across the field and jumped onto him"
His heart sank as he thought of all the money he had wasted and the time he'd spend in jail until he overheard one member of the jury remarking to another... "oh Jaysus, a good goat will do that y'know"
My apologies for the digression. Carry on.
So we've gone from taking the Mick to acting the goat?
It in turn has reminded me of the case of the lads in the pub having a drink who asked if anyone had ever seen a ghost. A fella down the far end of the table said he not only believed in them but had shagged a few of them in his day. The other fella said "what? You've made love to an actual spirit?" and I replied, sorry, he replied "oh, sorry, I thought you said goat!"
I thought you were going to tell the one about the publicans dig not being allowed into heaven by St Bernard because he was missing his tail.
Sent him back down and gave him the power of speech to ask his former master for his tail back which was in a glass cabinet above the optics.
He arrived at midnight but the publican wouldn't give him his tail back because he wasn't allowed to retail spirits after 11.30...
That's so bad it's good!
He's here all week "
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By *ocvix17Couple
over a year ago
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"We all come here with our all standards and expectations and fantasies and go though so many clueless, disrespectful, pure idiotic messages - our standards gradually ease up a little.
What's the lowest standard of yours that you broke and replied to a person you woul'd normally be most likely not attracted to in a slightest?
Our recent one got a reply after Dirk's comment "at least he bothered to pull his foreskin back" "
We have found over the years that profiles and pictures and spelling and grammar me very little, meeting people in person is only way to find out if you get along. Socials are brilliant for this.
We met people and had fun with them, but never would have clicked online.  |
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"I found mine have actually gotten more set.
For a long time I tried to answer every message even some of the ruder ones and ones who cheated through my filters. Even kept chatting to some after they had been rude a number of times after one paticular person who I gave numerous chances to I decided to not bother anymore. I don't have the time or energy to be dealing with it. "
Same as...
Doesn't matter if you are nice when rejecting someone,still get abuse,not all the time,but most of the time.
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