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WE REMEMBER OUR FIRST KISS BUT...
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
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Yes indeed, you may remember your first kiss
but...
Can you remember your WORST KISS?
...And what was it that made it so bad??? "
Once saw a guy kiss a girl in a pub and when he pulled his face back he opened his mouth and vomited all over her face
That type of thing  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
I was about 16 at a free gaff party getting off with a girl.
I stopped kissing her and nuzzled her neck
When I stopped I noticed a pimple must have burst on my face and I'd left a bloody puss stain on her new white blouse
She went slightly hysterical  |
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My worst was actually not that long ago, well a couple of years ago, and she was old enough to have learnt how to kiss by then.
She basically wiped her tongue round my entire mouth at 90miles an hour |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
After chatting online (not on Fab) to a woman
We decided to meet "at her place"
Me at the time thinking I was "The Man"
Anyway...
Long story short, she grunted instead of chatting
whilst chewing a big wad of gum
Then without notice she starts "kissing me"
..by that I mean trying to bite (yes bite!) my tongue
Did I mention that her breath was rancid too...
Anyway, after gargling half a bottle of listerine and
a month of recurring nightmares, I chalked that one
down to experience  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I honestly don't think I'll ever ever forget it! I went in for the kiss and she did also but way to fast leaving me with a broken nose and a trip to the hospital haha  |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"I was about 16 at a free gaff party getting off with a girl.
I stopped kissing her and nuzzled her neck
When I stopped I noticed a pimple must have burst on my face and I'd left a bloody puss stain on her new white blouse
She went slightly hysterical "
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"Free Gaff"
...haven't heard that in years. Great story!  |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
Uh, down in Cork a few years ago and got with a wan.
Now, I have this thing where I hate anything sticky on me, I can't stand lipstick, or more so, the thought of it on my skin or going in my mouth. It just disgusts me.
Anyhow, I'm kissing her while she's giving me a handjob so I don't want to get all dick heady about it, but I could feel it getting stuck to my lips and I could taste it.
Normally I can put it to the back of my mind but this stuff must have been extra sticky.
Just excruciating. Couldn't wait for it to end.
Y'all probably think I'm a weirdo now  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Uh, down in Cork a few years ago and got with a wan.
Now, I have this thing where I hate anything sticky on me, I can't stand lipstick, or more so, the thought of it on my skin or going in my mouth. It just disgusts me.
Anyhow, I'm kissing her while she's giving me a handjob so I don't want to get all dick heady about it, but I could feel it getting stuck to my lips and I could taste it.
Normally I can put it to the back of my mind but this stuff must have been extra sticky.
Just excruciating. Couldn't wait for it to end.
Y'all probably think I'm a weirdo now "
Would that be any sticky fluid on your skin anywhere or just on your lips...sorry had to ask |
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Worst kiss as of in the last 4 years ... back in March ... couldn't kiss... made wet noises while kissing... then says he knows he can kiss... well I felt like I was kissing a wall... no wonder he can't get laid... Needless to say I didn't want to see him again... like ever ... |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Uh, down in Cork a few years ago and got with a wan.
Now, I have this thing where I hate anything sticky on me, I can't stand lipstick, or more so, the thought of it on my skin or going in my mouth. It just disgusts me.
Anyhow, I'm kissing her while she's giving me a handjob so I don't want to get all dick heady about it, but I could feel it getting stuck to my lips and I could taste it.
Normally I can put it to the back of my mind but this stuff must have been extra sticky.
Just excruciating. Couldn't wait for it to end.
Y'all probably think I'm a weirdo now
Would that be any sticky fluid on your skin anywhere or just on your lips...sorry had to ask "
Yeah anywhere on my skin. Not just sticky, oily and greasy too. Not a fan of massages either for that reason  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In Greece years ago...I was shit faced d*unk and was with a girl. She drank a pint of larger..threw up the exact same amount into a pint glass..wiped her mouth and started kissing me....had no idea until I was told the next day. |
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My first was my worst,.. I was fixed up with a girl by my friends. I was brought down a lane to meet here. There she was, sitting on a 5 bar gate with her 5 friends. A few things are seared into my memory, she was taller than me, she had badly applied fire brigade red lipstick, and was very enthusiastic. So, surrounded by our audience, i froze, and she nearly broke my teeth. |
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Had my first ever girlfriend 3 months shy of my 20th birthday.
In the 2 months we went out we were never alone because at least one of her friends was always there.
As the designated driver on every night out my first kiss happened when I was taking everyone home and she was sitting on my mates lap in the passenger seat and we kissed goodnight with 5 other people in the car. Back in the days before seatbelts restricted the number of people you could squeeze into a ford Escort.  |
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Doeesnt show me in the best light...but!!!!...when I was younger and thought I could drink 2 litres of cider no problem around the arcades (17 or 18) I puked into a guys mouth when we were kissing  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Doeesnt show me in the best light...but!!!!...when I was younger and thought I could drink 2 litres of cider no problem around the arcades (17 or 18) I puked into a guys mouth when we were kissing "
I presume he puked also afterwards  |
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"Doeesnt show me in the best light...but!!!!...when I was younger and thought I could drink 2 litres of cider no problem around the arcades (17 or 18) I puked into a guys mouth when we were kissing
I presume he puked also afterwards "
No idea, I ran away!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Yes indeed, you may remember your first kiss
but...
Can you remember your WORST KISS?
...And what was it that made it so bad??? "
Oh I definitely do it was a sloppy one lips up over mine , mouth open very wide and big tongue back my throat lol. It didn't last to long lol .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doeesnt show me in the best light...but!!!!...when I was younger and thought I could drink 2 litres of cider no problem around the arcades (17 or 18) I puked into a guys mouth when we were kissing "
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"Doeesnt show me in the best light...but!!!!...when I was younger and thought I could drink 2 litres of cider no problem around the arcades (17 or 18) I puked into a guys mouth when we were kissing "
I'm tryin' to eat over here |
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"Doeesnt show me in the best light...but!!!!...when I was younger and thought I could drink 2 litres of cider no problem around the arcades (17 or 18) I puked into a guys mouth when we were kissing
I'm tryin' to eat over here"
Ha sorry, it is a bit gross!! |
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