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By *attooYou OP Man
over a year ago
just about northside |
"Very little at this stage
Except people who don't replace the toilet roll, there's a special place in hell for them
And if they do they put it on the wrong way"
Ah here, don't open it....that's a can of worms.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The guys thinking this site is an open leg site. As in (sex site) and they don't understand the meaning swinging which fucks it up for the rest of us lads |
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"When I'm waiting on people who can't do something as efficient as me.
I mean, how long do you need to be at the goddamn ATM?"
There was an old woman at the atm ahead of me yesterday and she was taking forever to get sorted. Eventually I asked her did she need help and she asked me if I'd check her balance for her. I gave her a little push and she fell over so I said "it's shite, missus!" and used the atm myself. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"When I'm waiting on people who can't do something as efficient as me.
I mean, how long do you need to be at the goddamn ATM?
There was an old woman at the atm ahead of me yesterday and she was taking forever to get sorted. Eventually I asked her did she need help and she asked me if I'd check her balance for her. I gave her a little push and she fell over so I said "it's shite, missus!" and used the atm myself. "
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The two most overused words on fab irritate me somewhat... Fake and genuine.
To ask ever increasing number of people, the word fake appears to mean "someone who's looking for something different to what I'm looking for" and it gets thrown around the place like confetti at a 1980s wedding.
Genuine.. "I'm looking for a genuine man" so basically someone with a penis? |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
On fab people who set up accounts just to stir crap. Or people who put in minimum effort and then moan they aren't getting anywhere and blame everyone one else.
In life outside fab people who don't know what indicators are for when driving. |
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"When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box?
When wemon put the toilet seat down, does it always have to be the ladies way? "
Hes outnumbered 5 to 1 in this house so i would say majority rules or women rules |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
People that think videos off youtube are real information and can settle any arguments and post said video's on facebook.
There's a woman in a facebook group I'm in who posted yesterday that Bill Gates caused the Corona virus so he could control us all via 5G and vaccinations
She had a video to prove it ffs
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box?
When wemon put the toilet seat down, does it always have to be the ladies way?
Hes outnumbered 5 to 1 in this house so i would say majority rules or women rules "
No point in him even arguing really is there. |
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"When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box?
When wemon put the toilet seat down, does it always have to be the ladies way?
Hes outnumbered 5 to 1 in this house so i would say majority rules or women rules
No point in him even arguing really is there."
Not really BM |
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"People walking slowly in busy areas "
More specifically for me, people walking slowly through the airport duty free as if they have 2hrs before their flight. Do they not realise some people arrive just in time? Lol As we trip over their cases hanging out across the walking route as they talk about what gin they hope to buy at some unknown time in the future |
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"When people put the word 'porn' after other words to emphasize how much they enjoy something. Car porn,food porn etc.
So what's actual porn now then, sex video porn?"
you telling me those hot chocolates are not orgasmic |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Jesus there's a lot that grinds my gears that I forgot about till I hear a trigger word
Back in the day Watergate was a hotel in Washington and its where the Nixon scandal started
Every fecking scandal since has the suffix"gate" at the end of it
WHY
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who still put .com after their current emotion.. irritated.com
The phrase sheep or sheeple I'm sorry I like the odd latte ya rebel ya.
Threads that turn into a cringy flirting 2 way convo.
I could go on... its been a bad week |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"When people put the word 'porn' after other words to emphasize how much they enjoy something. Car porn,food porn etc.
So what's actual porn now then, sex video porn?
you telling me those hot chocolates are not orgasmic "
What grinds my gears??
Smart arses |
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"When people put the word 'porn' after other words to emphasize how much they enjoy something. Car porn,food porn etc.
So what's actual porn now then, sex video porn?
you telling me those hot chocolates are not orgasmic
What grinds my gears??
Smart arses "
you love my arse shut up ha ha |
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By *P_80Man
over a year ago
Waterford |
"When people put the word 'porn' after other words to emphasize how much they enjoy something. Car porn,food porn etc.
So what's actual porn now then, sex video porn?
you telling me those hot chocolates are not orgasmic
What grinds my gears??
Smart arses
you love my arse shut up ha ha"
Hmm, arse porn |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"The two most overused words on fab irritate me somewhat... Fake and genuine.
To ask ever increasing number of people, the word fake appears to mean "someone who's looking for something different to what I'm looking for" and it gets thrown around the place like confetti at a 1980s wedding.
Genuine.. "I'm looking for a genuine man" so basically someone with a penis? "
Genuine versus real man: They all have penises but there might be a difference in ball size. |
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"The two most overused words on fab irritate me somewhat... Fake and genuine.
To ask ever increasing number of people, the word fake appears to mean "someone who's looking for something different to what I'm looking for" and it gets thrown around the place like confetti at a 1980s wedding.
Genuine.. "I'm looking for a genuine man" so basically someone with a penis?
Genuine versus real man: They all have penises but there might be a difference in ball size. "
Can you c'mere and drop the hand please. I need to find out which I am. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who buy scratch cards and decide to check if they won while still at the cashier, I swear this just happened in my local shop "
Can I scratch and sniff you to see if I have won a prize |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who buy scratch cards and decide to check if they won while still at the cashier, I swear this just happened in my local shop
Can I scratch and sniff you to see if I have won a prize "
You just won the jackpot |
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"The two most overused words on fab irritate me somewhat... Fake and genuine.
To ask ever increasing number of people, the word fake appears to mean "someone who's looking for something different to what I'm looking for" and it gets thrown around the place like confetti at a 1980s wedding.
Genuine.. "I'm looking for a genuine man" so basically someone with a penis?
Genuine versus real man: They all have penises but there might be a difference in ball size.
Can you c'mere and drop the hand please. I need to find out which I am. "
It might bite the hand that feeds it |
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"Every feckin website I'm on asking me if I'm interested in removing fuckin earwax ...great big lumps of the stuff
Who the fuck buys a machine to take out earwax
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Is that the windy yoke? I'm reliably informed that it doesn't actually work either and it's popping up all over the place. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Every feckin website I'm on asking me if I'm interested in removing fuckin earwax ...great big lumps of the stuff
Who the fuck buys a machine to take out earwax
Is that the windy yoke? I'm reliably informed that it doesn't actually work either and it's popping up all over the place. "
I use cotton buds like everyone else Michael and I've looked up some weird stuff online but never earwax....every website has the picture of that windy yoke on it |
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"Is that the windy yoke? I'm reliably informed that it doesn't actually work either and it's popping up all over the place.
I use cotton buds like everyone else Michael and I've looked up some weird stuff online but never earwax....every website has the picture of that windy yoke on it "
That windy yoke ad is gross |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"When men dont put the toilet seat down. Is that the pandoras box?
When wemon put the toilet seat down, does it always have to be the ladies way?
Hes outnumbered 5 to 1 in this house so i would say majority rules or women rules "
I bet ye have the Ritz of a garden shed |
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What’s annoying me at the moment is my local bank has been closed since the start of lockdown and they are not Processing lodgements are the ATM so I have to drive 40minutes round trip to lodge money, which is the ok now but while the 5km restrictions were in place it was a ball ache. And to cap it off I’ve just received an email from them saying they are doing all they can to help me during this trying period.
Well NO they dam well are not!!! |
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"Is that the windy yoke? I'm reliably informed that it doesn't actually work either and it's popping up all over the place.
I use cotton buds like everyone else Michael and I've looked up some weird stuff online but never earwax....every website has the picture of that windy yoke on it
That windy yoke ad is gross "
I think it looks fierce satisfying with the big ball of wax it's supposed to be extracting. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Irks me when the people drive slowly for like over 10 minutes coz they’re on the phone and don’t care about the ones behind them..
Fucktards, gotta be considerate to pull over at least!!"
The one's that do that at traffic lights and then sail on through on a yellow ....bastards |
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