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By *inky996 OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Over two months of lockdown can easily get boring and depressing. So post your best/favourite joke and maybe it will lighten the mood and bring a much needed laugh to some. Can vote for the best joke later!   |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Took up origami during the lockdown to pass the time, but had to give it up, too much paperwork.
I then bought a Theremin, but I havent touched it once!"
So bad they are actually good |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Took up origami during the lockdown to pass the time, but had to give it up, too much paperwork.
I then bought a Theremin, but I havent touched it once!"
Had to look up what a Theremin was to get that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Took up origami during the lockdown to pass the time, but had to give it up, too much paperwork.
I then bought a Theremin, but I havent touched it once!
So bad they are actually good "
My boss suggested origami to help relieve stress, but that's just him, he folds under pressure.
A friend in school submitted an origami piece for his leaving very Art project. It was just one massive sheet of paper! Got an A1
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pssst. During this lockdown I've gotten a part time gig as a private investigator. The suspect is leaving cryptic clues behind hidden in little origami swans. I'll keep you posted as the story unfolds. |
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"Pssst. During this lockdown I've gotten a part time gig as a private investigator. The suspect is leaving cryptic clues behind hidden in little origami swans. I'll keep you posted as the story unfolds. "
Your jokes are paper thin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pssst. During this lockdown I've gotten a part time gig as a private investigator. The suspect is leaving cryptic clues behind hidden in little origami swans. I'll keep you posted as the story unfolds.
Your jokes are paper thin "
Haha. Origami masters never make the cut. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Pssst. During this lockdown I've gotten a part time gig as a private investigator. The suspect is leaving cryptic clues behind hidden in little origami swans. I'll keep you posted as the story unfolds.
Your jokes are paper thin
Haha. Origami masters never make the cut. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ordered an origami set from Wish recently. When it arrived, it was just sheets of coloured paper in a bag without any instructions. I didnt known what to make of it. |
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"Jack and Gill went up the hill, each had a buck and a quarter
Gill came down... she had 2.50!!! Ooohhhhhh"
Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Check out some of his stuff on YouTube... you'd never get away with it now
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After Kenny Rogers passed away I got commissioned to construct an origami likeness of him for the local country and western festival. It was challenging at times, but you gotta know when to hold him, know when to fold him. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"After Kenny Rogers passed away I got commissioned to construct an origami likeness of him for the local country and western festival. It was challenging at times, but you gotta know when to hold him, know when to fold him."
Winner winner chicken dinner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Younger sister runs into her mum shouting "Mammy Mammy.I got a thorn in my hand from the rose bush in the garden. Quick put some cider on it".Her mum replies"Why cider".Daughter exclaims that she heard her older sister say whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my way to work, as I overtake cars I notice men driving alone wearing face masks. Does this mean they lay in bed alone wearing condoms...."
I was judging an origami competition and the champion constructed a car. The level of detail was incredible, it had manifolds. |
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Husband takes wife to a disco.
There's a guy in the dance floor dancing his socks off - moonwalking, breakdancing, bodypopping, body flipping, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says "See that guy? 25yrs ago he proposed to me and I turned him down"
Husband says "Looks like he's still fucking celebrating " |
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2 guys walk into a bar (no that's not the joke) ..1 of them says to the barman give me a pint and 1 for the donkey, nodding at his friend then turns a walks to the toilet. The bar man is pulling the pints thinking it's very rude of the guy calling his friend "the donkey" so as he sits the pints in front of him he says that's a bit rude calling you "the donkey" and the guy replies...ah sure he auw he auw he always calls me that |
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