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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Working alone with A younger Married Women In my office Reading to much into things I think but so horny because covert -19 . She’s my boss about 10 years younger than me but over last week I can’t stop feeling she’s flirting with me. sure I’m just so horny For some fun it’s all in my head but when we are doing face to meetings at a distance she’s always crossing & uncrossing her legs in front of me , I find my eyes fixed on her lags thinking can I see the tops of her stockings or is she wearing stockings the skirts and dresses have changed over last week but seem to be shorter & loosening for more leg movement . In a 10 minute face to face meeting yesterday I counted at least 30 leg crossing also yesterday a little later she came to my desk lent on it to show a document I could see down her dress and white lace bra she was wearing help me is she flirting with me or I’m just so horny that I’m reading far to much into this need cold shower going to work now to see what happens today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously though if this storybis for real... your working ALONE in an office, on the off chance it is all in your head stop creeping her the fuck out by staring at her legs and down her dress.
Imagine she isnt sending signals but has noticed you staring hoe fucking uncomfortable must work enviorment have become |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s not that I’m staring but it’s hard not to look I wouldn’t creep anyone out "
" I find my eyes fixed on her lags"
Thats staring lad.
As I said on the chance she isn't flirting maybe think of how it must feel being in an office alone together |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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Brendan
I think you need to take a deep breath and relax
She's a woman in a small office and she's also your boss.
What do you think will happen if you try and take it further....she wont be the one getting the sack
After she turns you down because your imagination has runaway with itself
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Working alone with A younger Married Women In my office Reading to much into things I think but so horny because covert -19 . She’s my boss about 10 years younger than me but over last week I can’t stop feeling she’s flirting with me. sure I’m just so horny For some fun it’s all in my head but when we are doing face to meetings at a distance she’s always crossing & uncrossing her legs in front of me , I find my eyes fixed on her lags thinking can I see the tops of her stockings or is she wearing stockings the skirts and dresses have changed over last week but seem to be shorter & loosening for more leg movement . In a 10 minute face to face meeting yesterday I counted at least 30 leg crossing also yesterday a little later she came to my desk lent on it to show a document I could see down her dress and white lace bra she was wearing help me is she flirting with me or I’m just so horny that I’m reading far to much into this need cold shower going to work now to see what happens today "
Go for it man she's gagging for it.
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The way I see it,there's 3 possible scenarios here. 1. She's horny too and is teasing you to see your reaction and hoping you'll bang her over the desk. 2. She's just playing a game and enjoys teasing to see your reaction with no intention of going any further. 3. She's just a fidget who can't sit still and you're reading this completely the wrong way. In all scenarios I can see trouble and hurt if you were to act on what you hope she might be doing. Office affairs very rarely end well and now isn't a good time to be looking for a new job. Best thing to do next time she crosses and uncrossed her legs is to excuse yourself,go to the loo and have a wank! Then back to your desk and concentrate on your job. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"The way I see it,there's 3 possible scenarios here. 1. She's horny too and is teasing you to see your reaction and hoping you'll bang her over the desk. 2. She's just playing a game and enjoys teasing to see your reaction with no intention of going any further. 3. She's just a fidget who can't sit still and you're reading this completely the wrong way. In all scenarios I can see trouble and hurt if you were to act on what you hope she might be doing. Office affairs very rarely end well and now isn't a good time to be looking for a new job. Best thing to do next time she crosses and uncrossed her legs is to excuse yourself,go to the loo and have a wank! Then back to your desk and concentrate on your job. "
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"The way I see it,there's 3 possible scenarios here. 1. She's horny too and is teasing you to see your reaction and hoping you'll bang her over the desk. 2. She's just playing a game and enjoys teasing to see your reaction with no intention of going any further. 3. She's just a fidget who can't sit still and you're reading this completely the wrong way. In all scenarios I can see trouble and hurt if you were to act on what you hope she might be doing. Office affairs very rarely end well and now isn't a good time to be looking for a new job. Best thing to do next time she crosses and uncrossed her legs is to excuse yourself,go to the loo and have a wank! Then back to your desk and concentrate on your job.
And dont forget to wash your hands for 20 seconds "
At LEAST 20 seconds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dont think I have the bottle to do anything but my mind is blown from it , she came this morning usual hello’s than asked me if I like her new boots , black leather just under the knee with a heel - yes I didn’t take that much notice. Then I said to her very nice where you finding shops open she laughed at me said nothing can stop girl from shopping you should see what else I bought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unless she actually grabs your cock and asks to be fucked hard...do nothing!
MsD"
Best advice ever 
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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Dont think I have the bottle to do anything but my mind is blown from it , she came this morning usual hello’s than asked me if I like her new boots , black leather just under the knee with a heel - yes I didn’t take that much notice. Then I said to her very nice where you finding shops open she laughed at me said nothing can stop girl from shopping you should see what else I bought "
Poor girl is gagging for it. I think it's time to start discussing that promotion youve5 always wanyed5. |
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Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence."
Worst and probably illegal advice I've ever seen on here
Why would a woman be parachuted into the managers job instead of just being better than the op at his job.
Its not a competition between the sexes to be a manager although I can see where you're coming from as most of your posts you seen to show a hatred of women for some reason.
Op it's illegal to put a hidden camera into an office to film any of your fellow workers so please don't do it
If I was a female 10 years younger than you and you're going on the way you are I'd just think you were a dirty old man
Show some respect for gods sake life is not a porn movie.
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Sounds like she’s flirting for fun, no real intent. Also tbh If you’ve accurately described the conversation I would consider it an odd interaction between a manager and reportee unless you are very good friends. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Dont think I have the bottle to do anything but my mind is blown from it , she came this morning usual hello’s than asked me if I like her new boots , black leather just under the knee with a heel - yes I didn’t take that much notice. Then I said to her very nice where you finding shops open she laughed at me said nothing can stop girl from shopping you should see what else I bought "
Did u not ask her what else she bought ???? I got a great deal on garden tools in the co-op online |
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over a year ago
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"Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence.
Worst and probably illegal advice I've ever seen on here
Why would a woman be parachuted into the managers job instead of just being better than the op at his job.
Its not a competition between the sexes to be a manager although I can see where you're coming from as most of your posts you seen to show a hatred of women for some reason.
Op it's illegal to put a hidden camera into an office to film any of your fellow workers so please don't do it
If I was a female 10 years younger than you and you're going on the way you are I'd just think you were a dirty old man
Show some respect for gods sake life is not a porn movie.
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1- I don't hate women, I just understand female nature better than yer average guy.
2- If the OP's manager every accuses him of anything he didn't do, I would rather have my video evidence tucked away safety, than be up shit Creek without a paddle with my professional reputation in tatters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dont think I have the bottle to do anything but my mind is blown from it , she came this morning usual hello’s than asked me if I like her new boots , black leather just under the knee with a heel - yes I didn’t take that much notice. Then I said to her very nice where you finding shops open she laughed at me said nothing can stop girl from shopping you should see what else I bought
Did u not ask her what else she bought ???? I got a great deal on garden tools in the co-op online "
.Yeah , just cadually ask her what else she bought mentioning would her other purchases make you hot under the collar as well. That way you are letting her know the effect she is having on you , without making a fool of yourself |
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"Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence."
Jesus H Christ - the font of all knowledge has spoken!! |
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"Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence.
Worst and probably illegal advice I've ever seen on here
Why would a woman be parachuted into the managers job instead of just being better than the op at his job.
Its not a competition between the sexes to be a manager although I can see where you're coming from as most of your posts you seen to show a hatred of women for some reason.
Op it's illegal to put a hidden camera into an office to film any of your fellow workers so please don't do it
If I was a female 10 years younger than you and you're going on the way you are I'd just think you were a dirty old man
Show some respect for gods sake life is not a porn movie.
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But would you give her a good seeing-to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence.
Jesus H Christ - the font of all knowledge has spoken!!"
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"Working alone with A younger Married Women In my office Reading to much into things I think but so horny because covert -19 . She’s my boss about 10 years younger than me but over last week I can’t stop feeling she’s flirting with me. sure I’m just so horny For some fun it’s all in my head but when we are doing face to meetings at a distance she’s always crossing & uncrossing her legs in front of me , I find my eyes fixed on her lags thinking can I see the tops of her stockings or is she wearing stockings the skirts and dresses have changed over last week but seem to be shorter & loosening for more leg movement . In a 10 minute face to face meeting yesterday I counted at least 30 leg crossing also yesterday a little later she came to my desk lent on it to show a document I could see down her dress and white lace bra she was wearing help me is she flirting with me or I’m just so horny that I’m reading far to much into this need cold shower going to work now to see what happens today "
You are definitely reading too much into things. And worse still you are fantasizing about the extremely remote possibility of her wanting to shag you. Try surprising her with some innovative, high quality work. The worst that can happen is that her regard for you as a worker will improve. At best she will develop a higher respect for you as a person and IF there is any hint of attraction on her behalf she would be more likely to act on it. Having said that and as others have pointed out work affairs generally don't end well. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence.
Worst and probably illegal advice I've ever seen on here
Why would a woman be parachuted into the managers job instead of just being better than the op at his job.
Its not a competition between the sexes to be a manager although I can see where you're coming from as most of your posts you seen to show a hatred of women for some reason.
Op it's illegal to put a hidden camera into an office to film any of your fellow workers so please don't do it
If I was a female 10 years younger than you and you're going on the way you are I'd just think you were a dirty old man
Show some respect for gods sake life is not a porn movie.
But would you give her a good seeing-to."
Without being accused of being some sort of lick arse towards women on here I'd have too much respect for any woman that works for me in one job or with with in another to even think like that.
The women that I work with are not there for my sexual gratification
They're friends and colleagues and more than equal to me in anything they do so no I wouldn't give her one as you put it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence.
Worst and probably illegal advice I've ever seen on here
Why would a woman be parachuted into the managers job instead of just being better than the op at his job.
Its not a competition between the sexes to be a manager although I can see where you're coming from as most of your posts you seen to show a hatred of women for some reason.
Op it's illegal to put a hidden camera into an office to film any of your fellow workers so please don't do it
If I was a female 10 years younger than you and you're going on the way you are I'd just think you were a dirty old man
Show some respect for gods sake life is not a porn movie.
But would you give her a good seeing-to.
Without being accused of being some sort of lick arse towards women on here I'd have too much respect for any woman that works for me in one job or with with in another to even think like that.
The women that I work with are not there for my sexual gratification
They're friends and colleagues and more than equal to me in anything they do so no I wouldn't give her one as you put it.
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If she was mad for it would you not help her out. |
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By *addubMan
over a year ago
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"Dont think I have the bottle to do anything but my mind is blown from it , she came this morning usual hello’s than asked me if I like her new boots , black leather just under the knee with a heel - yes I didn’t take that much notice. Then I said to her very nice where you finding shops open she laughed at me said nothing can stop girl from shopping you should see what else I bought
Did u not ask her what else she bought ???? I got a great deal on garden tools in the co-op online .Yeah , just cadually ask her what else she bought mentioning would her other purchases make you hot under the collar as well. That way you are letting her know the effect she is having on you , without making a fool of yourself"
 next time she asks your opinion on her purchases just casually ask what else she has bought & will she be wearing it into work? .
A simple question, it's the answer that will set the tone of conversation. Please keep us updated.  |
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"Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence.
Jesus H Christ - the font of all knowledge has spoken!!"
Well darling If you want to be bitchy, at least I've not spent a fortune of money on women's clothing. |
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"Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence.
Jesus H Christ - the font of all knowledge has spoken!!
Well darling If you want to be bitchy, at least I've not spent a fortune of money on women's clothing. "
Lol good one man. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence."
What are u on about we do different jobs but she’s my manger just because your older than someone doesn’t mean you no more or that your incompetent business doesn’t work like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not so long ago a lady posted a thread about a man that was doing work in her home.She asked people's opinion on seducing this stranger.Both ladies and gentlemen here told her to go for it so what's the difference? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sounds like she’s flirting for fun, no real intent. Also tbh If you’ve accurately described the conversation I would consider it an odd interaction between a manager and reportee unless you are very good friends."
We are very good friends worked together along time now maybe 3 years would laugh and joke about different stuff show each other funny what’s app we get sent . But over the last couple of weeks things feel different I would never seen her keep crossing and in crossing her legs in front of me just seems she’s showing me her legs on purpose |
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"Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence.
Jesus H Christ - the font of all knowledge has spoken!!
Well darling If you want to be bitchy, at least I've not spent a fortune of money on women's clothing. "
I wasn’t being Bitchy really. Just that I am not fond of your general attitude on this and other topics. Good reply though in fairness. Probably more like two fortunes at this stage haha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Well for anyone interested I have news, so just finished my daily meeting again sat in chair crossing & uncrossing her legs so I went for it I asked her was she uncomfortable did she need to change her chair . She said no why
So I said you seem to be uncomfortable keep crossing & uncrossing your legs . So she laughed said I like attention your eyes are giving me . I went red cos she told me I had gone all red , then I said sorry . She told me not to be she was really enjoying teasing me .. that’s how we left it so come Monday I think it’s time to flirt back and have some fun see what happens |
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By (user no longer on site)
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To be honest man if she is constantly crossing and uncrossing her legs as her only go to move the sex will probably be shite....
Best of luck though I gotta say I thought it was all made up until you confirmed it just there |
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"To be honest man if she is constantly crossing and uncrossing her legs as her only go to move the sex will probably be shite....
Best of luck though I gotta say I thought it was all made up until you confirmed it just there "
Look if I can have some harmless Flirting fun And nothing comes of it makes the day go quicker just need to judge flirting at the right level |
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"Well for anyone interested I have news, so just finished my daily meeting again sat in chair crossing & uncrossing her legs so I went for it I asked her was she uncomfortable did she need to change her chair . She said no why
So I said you seem to be uncomfortable keep crossing & uncrossing your legs . So she laughed said I like attention your eyes are giving me . I went red cos she told me I had gone all red , then I said sorry . She told me not to be she was really enjoying teasing me .. that’s how we left it so come Monday I think it’s time to flirt back and have some fun see what happens "
How did I know OP would only be photo verified before I looked at his profile ? Must be psychic....... |
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"Well for anyone interested I have news, so just finished my daily meeting again sat in chair crossing & uncrossing her legs so I went for it I asked her was she uncomfortable did she need to change her chair . She said no why
So I said you seem to be uncomfortable keep crossing & uncrossing your legs . So she laughed said I like attention your eyes are giving me . I went red cos she told me I had gone all red , then I said sorry . She told me not to be she was really enjoying teasing me .. that’s how we left it so come Monday I think it’s time to flirt back and have some fun see what happens
How did I know OP would only be photo verified before I looked at his profile ? Must be psychic......."
What's that got to do with it. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Well if the company you work for has parachuted a much younger woman in as your manager, then I would seriously consider sending your CV out to some of your firm's competitors. Unless of course you are totally incompetent, and that's why your employer has hired a seemingly young capable woman to whip your department into shape.
She is obviously getting an enormous thrill from teasing you with her overtly sexual behavior.
I would advise you keep a written record of her antics, and get yourself a covert spy camera to record her unprofessional behavior, so if everything does go pear shaped in the future and she starts accusing you of impropriety, you will have done your due diligence."
Someone has watched 'disclosure' too many times... |
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