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I'm going to admit something "A"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm terrified of wasps..
Aren't they just little bastards
I must admit Hots I am not a fan of them myself. They are nasty little sods. "
Little bumble bees not a bother jbo, pure little shits are just looking for a flower..... were as the nasty little fuckwits are just dangerous little fuckers...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK I'm going to admit
When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him  "
Shiver me timbers! 
The poor wasp  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK I'm going to admit
When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him
Shiver me timbers!
The poor wasp "
The guilt has lived with me for years
16yrs later I'm stilling remembering abandoning my child to a wasp lol |
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"OK I'm going to admit
When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him
Shiver me timbers!
The poor wasp
The guilt has lived with me for years
16yrs later I'm stilling remembering abandoning my child to a wasp lol"
Did you stop the car or just tuck and roll? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK I'm going to admit
When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him
Shiver me timbers!
The poor wasp
The guilt has lived with me for years
16yrs later I'm stilling remembering abandoning my child to a wasp lol"
At least you're here to tell the tale |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK I'm going to admit
When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him
Shiver me timbers!
The poor wasp
The guilt has lived with me for years
16yrs later I'm stilling remembering abandoning my child to a wasp lol
At least you're here to tell the tale "
And no one got stung
The End  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK I'm going to admit
When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him "
Lol...
Skin heads of the bee world the are.. |
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"OK I'm going to admit
When a wasp flew in the car I jumped out in a panic and left my son in the car seat until I calmed myself to save him
Lol...
Skin heads of the bee world the are.."
Wasps have feelings too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !! |
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !! "
Talk to her. Her name is Charlotte |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Talk to her. Her name is Charlotte"
RB this is not funny
The fucking thing is a monster
Are spiders with cream markings poisonous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !! "
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him. |
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him."
There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.
There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs"
OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!! |
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.
There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs
OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!"
I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.
There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs
OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!
I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside "
Maybe they just like you Ger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.
There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs
OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!
I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside "
You probably kill hundreds every day without knowing it !!! |
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.
There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs
OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!
I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside
You probably kill hundreds every day without knowing it !!!"
Probably, the place is riddled with ants too but they are interesting to watch |
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.
There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs
OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!
I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside
Maybe they just like you Ger "
I can’t hold that against them Bo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.
There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs
OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!
I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside
You probably kill hundreds every day without knowing it !!!
Probably, the place is riddled with ants too but they are interesting to watch"
So are spiders and they don't bring 500 of their closest friends when they visit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him."
I'm to scared |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.
There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs
OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!
I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside
Maybe they just like you Ger
I can’t hold that against them Bo"
That is true Ger but remember that when they are crawling across you at night |
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.
There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs
OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!
I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside
You probably kill hundreds every day without knowing it !!!
Probably, the place is riddled with ants too but they are interesting to watch
So are spiders and they don't bring 500 of their closest friends when they visit! "
I don’t know, have you ever seen a spiders nest hatch |
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.
There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs
OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!
I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside
Maybe they just like you Ger
I can’t hold that against them Bo
That is true Ger but remember that when they are crawling across you at night "
well, no sleep tonight or the foreseeable future |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.
There is no good reason why any animal needs 8 legs
OMG, spiders are beneficial to gardeners - shame on you !!!
I don’t mess with them outside so they shouldn’t mess with me inside
Maybe they just like you Ger
I can’t hold that against them Bo
That is true Ger but remember that when they are crawling across you at night
well, no sleep tonight or the foreseeable future"
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"And clearly I've a fear off spiders as well
Well big ones
The one that is sitting in the middle of my kitchen floor
Its really big and animal activists are going to hate me
I've through a bowl over it
What the hell do I do now !!
Slide a piece of thin card under the bowl then lift the whole lot and take it outside to release him.
I'm to scared "
Easiest thing to do without hurting the spider nor do you even have to get close to it is............. just up sticks & move house & leave the spider underneath the bowl for the new occupants as a house warming present  |
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I run a business and the people that work for me know we are a catch and release team, we kill nothing, and go to very long lengths to make sure of that.. Except wasps. Wasps are cunts with wings, there are of the devil, death is what they deserve.. |
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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I was out running and even though l saw the wasps coming he flew into me gob and while l was desperately having to hawk him out he decided as they do to sting me in my throat 
F me my throat swelled and got rushed to hospital for an injection to stop the swelling
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wasps and the like only bug me when around the kids. i kinda freak out getting them away from the kids. my granny would let the little bastards in her face and not flinch. made of steel that woman |
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