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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Life would be more simpler!
No Corona Virus 
No travelling restrictions
Fresh water
Fresh sea food
Beautiful view
Endless supply of Sea
It's time to start thinking outside the box peeps! 
#dreamscancometrue
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"Life would be more simpler!
No Corona Virus
No travelling restrictions
Fresh water
Fresh sea food
Beautiful view
Endless supply of Sea
It's time to start thinking outside the box peeps!
#dreamscancometrue
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Don't hold your breath |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Life would be more simpler!
No Corona Virus
No travelling restrictions
Fresh water
Fresh sea food
Beautiful view
Endless supply of Sea
It's time to start thinking outside the box peeps!
#dreamscancometrue
Don't hold your breath "
That tie is suffocating your oesophagus  |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Life would be more simpler!
No Corona Virus
No travelling restrictions
Fresh water
Fresh sea food
Beautiful view
Endless supply of Sea
It's time to start thinking outside the box peeps!
#dreamscancometrue
"
Kaizer has finally made it as a Disney character and thats his opening number |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Life would be more simpler!
No Corona Virus
No travelling restrictions
Fresh water
Fresh sea food
Beautiful view
Endless supply of Sea
It's time to start thinking outside the box peeps!
#dreamscancometrue
Kaizer has finally made it as a Disney character and thats his opening number "
No it's...
"I wanna be a man mancub and stroll right into town....." (for a clatter of pints)
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Could play knock Knock on my seashells
That's very shellfish of you
No im not im very sofishticated
You said that with porpoise
But your being very Koi 
But I'm having a whale of a time "
Mabey ye need to Clam down |
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"Could play knock Knock on my seashells
That's very shellfish of you
No im not im very sofishticated
You said that with porpoise
But your being very Koi
But I'm having a whale of a time
Mabey ye need to Clam down "
Just flexing my mussels  |
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"Could play knock Knock on my seashells
That's very shellfish of you
No im not im very sofishticated
You said that with porpoise
But your being very Koi
But I'm having a whale of a time
Mabey ye need to Clam down
Just flexing my mussels "
This plaice can be quite entertaining with all the codding that goes on.
Makes a pleasant change from all the carping anyway. |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Could play knock Knock on my seashells
That's very shellfish of you
No im not im very sofishticated
You said that with porpoise
But your being very Koi
But I'm having a whale of a time
Mabey ye need to Clam down
Just flexing my mussels "
Ooooooh for God's Hake please don't |
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"Could play knock Knock on my seashells
That's very shellfish of you
No im not im very sofishticated
You said that with porpoise
But your being very Koi
But I'm having a whale of a time
Mabey ye need to Clam down
Just flexing my mussels
Ooooooh for God's Hake please don't "
I didn't come in here for a tidal wave of abuse.. |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Could play knock Knock on my seashells
That's very shellfish of you
No im not im very sofishticated
You said that with porpoise
But your being very Koi
But I'm having a whale of a time
Mabey ye need to Clam down
Just flexing my mussels
Ooooooh for God's Hake please don't
I didn't come in here for a tidal wave of abuse.. "
Your skating on fin ice with me now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?  "
Water is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
Water is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty."
And beauty is the essence of Kaizer!
The circle is now complete |
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic  "
You had your Ariel up |
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up"
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB |
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB"
Just surfing Ger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger "
Drowning more like  |
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like "
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants. "
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss "
Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly
I'll show myself out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss
Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly
I'll show myself out "
Bomont!!!!  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss
Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly
I'll show myself out
Bomont!!!! "
Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss
Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly
I'll show myself out
Bomont!!!!
Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all "
Boo boo!
From hence forth you are Boomont  |
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss
Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly
I'll show myself out "
That was Titanic... |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss
Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly
I'll show myself out
That was Titanic... "
It definitely sank |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss
Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly
I'll show myself out
Bomont!!!!
Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all
Boo boo!
From hence forth you are Boomont "
Ahhh kaizie shore we wont fall out over it |
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss
Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly
I'll show myself out
Bomont!!!!
Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all
Boo boo!
From hence forth you are Boomont
Ahhh kaizie shore we wont fall out over it "
Baby shark shark...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss
Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly
I'll show myself out
Bomont!!!!
Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all
Boo boo!
From hence forth you are Boomont
Ahhh kaizie shore we wont fall out over it "
Boo!  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss
Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly
I'll show myself out
Bomont!!!!
Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all
Boo boo!
From hence forth you are Boomont
Ahhh kaizie shore we wont fall out over it
Boo! "
Sigh I'll just sail away into the horizon on this thread so |
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"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss
Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly
I'll show myself out
Bomont!!!!
Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all
Boo boo!
From hence forth you are Boomont
Ahhh kaizie shore we wont fall out over it
Boo!
Sigh I'll just sail away into the horizon on this thread so "
Waving  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"There is no thunder under water,
Just damp squibs
And mermaids
Did someone say Mermaids?
And with the mention of mermaids, the red haired DisneyChick appeared, as if by magic
You had your Ariel up
Your riding the crest of a wave with these puns RB
Just surfing Ger
Drowning more like
So says SpongeBob Thunderpants.
Jesus H Christ it's like d*unken stand up comedy with Papa Thunderkiss
Ah to be fair it's going swimmingly
I'll show myself out
Bomont!!!!
Sorry kaizer I just went with the flow and ebb of it all
Boo boo!
From hence forth you are Boomont
Ahhh kaizie shore we wont fall out over it
Boo!
Sigh I'll just sail away into the horizon on this thread so
Waving "
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Stop ruining Kaizer's daydream with your dodgy puns 
On fab anything is possible 