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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've heard some hilarious ones and want to hear the best ones that have worked on you?

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple over a year ago

Fab

If I flip a coin what's the chances of me getting head.

If I asked if you wanted to fuck. Would your answer be the same to this question. ?

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple over a year ago

Fab

Can I smell Ur fanny?

Hell No!

Must be your feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have to go halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I smell Ur fanny?

Hell No!

Must be your feet

Sweet jasus!

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Hey hun your hotter than a junkies spoon....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey hun your hotter than a junkies spoon...."

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your legs remind me of an Oreo. Hopefully I get to split them and eat the good stuff in the middle

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you....

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By *hors.HammerMan over a year ago

Newbridge

Nice legs. What time do they open.

You remind me of a Snack box.

Once im done with the breasts and thighs can i put my bone in your box?

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Nice legs. What time do they open.

You remind me of a Snack box.

Once im done with the breasts and thighs can i put my bone in your box? "

Haha now that's funny as fuk

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By *andydevineMan over a year ago

sligo

I hope your well cos ya look it.

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By *andydevineMan over a year ago

sligo

I might not be fred flintstone but il make your bed rock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice legs. What time do they open.

You remind me of a Snack box.

Once im done with the breasts and thighs can i put my bone in your box? "

I'd actually laugh if some said that to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look into my liqourice eyes and call me all sorts.

Do you believe in love at first site......or should i walk by again.

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By *ural delightMan over a year ago

Enniskillen

Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look into them my nuts tighten.

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