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Volunteer To Fuck A Key Worker.
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Na, although they've my full admiration, I don't do merit fucks. 
Only one step up from pity fucks  "
I don't think anyone does or was hinting to I know I just took it as a joke anyhow. I don't do pity fucks either |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"Na, although they've my full admiration, I don't do merit fucks.
Only one step up from pity fucks
I don't think anyone does or was hinting to I know I just took it as a joke anyhow. I don't do pity fucks either "
Pity  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Na, although they've my full admiration, I don't do merit fucks.
Only one step up from pity fucks
I don't think anyone does or was hinting to I know I just took it as a joke anyhow. I don't do pity fucks either
Pity "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let it be known that I personally don't look a gift fuck in the mouth!
Pity, merit, hate, sad, all fucks are welcome!
I'm also an equal opportunity fucker, I don't discriminate based on age, race, nationality or religion!
(and yes, this is firmly a joke - unless anyone's serious!  ) |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Let it be known that I personally don't look a gift fuck in the mouth!
Pity, merit, hate, sad, all fucks are welcome!
I'm also an equal opportunity fucker, I don't discriminate based on age, race, nationality or religion!
(and yes, this is firmly a joke - unless anyone's serious! ) "
Awwww sure look id give ye a merit fuck for all your hard work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When this is all over I'm going to offer my services to the HSE for the betterment of the female nursing fraternity.
I'm nice like that. "
We appreciate your sacrifice brother.  |
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"Let it be known that I personally don't look a gift fuck in the mouth!
Pity, merit, hate, sad, all fucks are welcome!
I'm also an equal opportunity fucker, I don't discriminate based on age, race, nationality or religion!
(and yes, this is firmly a joke - unless anyone's serious! ) "
I am in the market for a new charity to support. Have your people send my people your business case.
Bea x |
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"Let it be known that I personally don't look a gift fuck in the mouth!
Pity, merit, hate, sad, all fucks are welcome!
I'm also an equal opportunity fucker, I don't discriminate based on age, race, nationality or religion!
(and yes, this is firmly a joke - unless anyone's serious! ) "
I'll buy you a few drinks on next social or party I see you.
Zero fucks will be given though , just shots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a front line worker (in disability sector) I'd rather a take away, someone to clean my house (a mess from not been home much, 70 hour work weeks) and 2 days or sleep/rest. Then a day at the beach ???? not asking for alot! |
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"As a front line worker (in disability sector) I'd rather a take away, someone to clean my house (a mess from not been home much, 70 hour work weeks) and 2 days or sleep/rest. Then a day at the beach ???? not asking for alot! "
I'm running out of things to clean around my house so leave the keys under the doormat when you go to work, I will let myself in ,and come back to a clean house and dinner on the table  |
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I'm running out of things to clean around my house so leave the keys under the doormat when you go to work, I will let myself in ,and come back to a clean house and dinner on the table "
Is this service available to people who are not front line workers, just lazy ass mares? If so sign me up please and thank you |
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I'm running out of things to clean around my house so leave the keys under the doormat when you go to work, I will let myself in ,and come back to a clean house and dinner on the table
Is this service available to people who are not front line workers, just lazy ass mares? If so sign me up please and thank you "
Yes, there's upgrades planned too for the service when restrictions are lifted .
You two can socially distance yourself on the sofa with a glass of wine and watch me bending over to clean the lower shelves...what happens next is to be disscused  |
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OK, I've taken the bait. I offer one super glorious Tantra massage to a key worker, when the lock up/down/in is over. While I can plan, a candle lit, essential oil, dimly lit, perfect playlist, 3 hour sublime blissful experience... Its OK if you fall asleep during it. Contact me.. You'll be first on the list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a front line worker (in disability sector) I'd rather a take away, someone to clean my house (a mess from not been home much, 70 hour work weeks) and 2 days or sleep/rest. Then a day at the beach ???? not asking for alot!
I'm running out of things to clean around my house so leave the keys under the doormat when you go to work, I will let myself in ,and come back to a clean house and dinner on the table "
Oh I need a cleaner lol |
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Obviously I know I cant but jesus I'm gonna flood some poor woman when it's safe to meet! And I'm taking a shit load of my leave too for a break 
