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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here's how to correctly measure your penis:
Start on the top side of your penis at the tip of the head.
Measure in a straight line along the top of the penis back to the pubic bone.
Push past any excess fat or pubic hair and stop measuring at the pubic bone.
Ta-da — that's your actual penis length.
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What's the right way to measure your penis? - Impatient - Roman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think most men here use the Sky remote method 
And of course the obligatory tin of Lynx"
One fella sent me a picture of his dick on a Game of Thrones boxset for perspective. Think he wanted Game of Moans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you measure the size of your balls because mine are huge?
Its all I have in this world.."
You need to use Archimedes Principle. Submerse them in a decanter of water and measure the volume of water displacement.
Use warm water for best results.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you measure the size of your balls because mine are huge?
Its all I have in this world..
You need to use Archimedes Principle. Submerse them in a decanter of water and measure the volume of water displacement.
Use warm water for best results. "
For extra curricular marks, you may perform experiment pre and post ejaculation to measure the change in testicular density. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you measure the size of your balls because mine are huge?
Its all I have in this world.."
Drop them on the floor...8f the bounce higher than your shins..your a God |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another common method is to measure someone's penis by looking at the size of a car that person is driving  "
And the blond highlights with the Polo sweater tied around the shoulders |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ye are doing it all wrong us ladies dont care about the length its the girth that makes the difference and the ability to stay good and hard measure around the fattest part of the shaft if you want to get noticed here .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another common method is to measure someone's penis by looking at the size of a car that person is driving "
That's why I drive a Mini. I need to under compensate for my massive willy, just so all the forces of the universe are in balance |
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"Why bother.
Sure it is what it is and you can't change it anyway.
Just gotta work with what you have. "
Sin é.
Lynx Africa is 25!
In relation to above post measuring with Lynx can.
How did the worst (imho) scent last so long?
Oh, sorry, back to trying to press the flab to get a real measurement.
Bear with me. I'm going from 1" flaccid to 4" hard to an actual 6" according to this method but, be aware ladies, you have to give it socks if you're looking for the full half foot |
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