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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now can you please answer me:
"Are - my - test - results - back? |
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By *askia_1TV/TS
over a year ago
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"A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now can you please answer me:
"Are - my - test - results - back? "
Just shows your warped mentality telling a "joke" like that in these horrific times. Get a life! |
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"A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now can you please answer me:
"Are - my - test - results - back?
Just shows your warped mentality telling a "joke" like that in these horrific times. Get a life!"
Ah it's only a joke and it's not even remotely offensive. Unless you are hard of hearing and find play on words offensive? No harm in adding a bit of humour to the day |
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"A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now can you please answer me:
"Are - my - test - results - back?
Just shows your warped mentality telling a "joke" like that in these horrific times. Get a life!"
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By *askia_1TV/TS
over a year ago
From Dublin living in Amsterdam |
"A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now can you please answer me:
"Are - my - test - results - back?
Just shows your warped mentality telling a "joke" like that in these horrific times. Get a life!
Talk about overreaction! "
So to ask a question to the OP and the two other idiots who replied, if you lost a family member or someone whom you loved dearly, would you still find it funny? |
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Doctors and nurses are known for having the blackest sense of humour. It's sometimes the only thing that keeps them sane. Living in Northern Ireland through the entire length of the Troubles and personally witnessing so many atrocities, a black sense of humour was vital. |
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"A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now can you please answer me:
"Are - my - test - results - back?
Just shows your warped mentality telling a "joke" like that in these horrific times. Get a life!
Talk about overreaction!
So to ask a question to the OP and the two other idiots who replied, if you lost a family member or someone whom you loved dearly, would you still find it funny?"
Well tbh it's not the most side splittingly funny joke to begin with 
But I wouldn't find it offensive, because the subject of the punchline is not laughing AT someone with Covid. The subject of the punchline is, "person A misheard person B, and thought they said something embarrassing". Not "person A is suffering, let's laugh at their expense" |
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"A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now can you please answer me:
"Are - my - test - results - back?
Just shows your warped mentality telling a "joke" like that in these horrific times. Get a life!
Talk about overreaction!
So to ask a question to the OP and the two other idiots who replied, if you lost a family member or someone whom you loved dearly, would you still find it funny?
Well tbh it's not the most side splittingly funny joke to begin with
But I wouldn't find it offensive, because the subject of the punchline is not laughing AT someone with Covid. The subject of the punchline is, "person A misheard person B, and thought they said something embarrassing". Not "person A is suffering, let's laugh at their expense""
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now can you please answer me:
"Are - my - test - results - back?
Just shows your warped mentality telling a "joke" like that in these horrific times. Get a life!
Ah it's only a joke and it's not even remotely offensive. Unless you are hard of hearing and find play on words offensive? No harm in adding a bit of humour to the day
So you haven't lost a family member or know a close personal friend who has been severely affected during this pandemic. There are jokes and then there are "jokes" that are massively inappropriate and just show the mindset and lack of respect towards others by people like the prize prick who posted this.
I have lost a family member a few weeks ago.
She died in the first week and was the 4th person to die in Ireland...so I think I'm qualified to comment as per your criteria
Someone else sent me me the same joke 2 weeks ago and i thought it was funny
Its good to laugh in these horrible and frankly anxious times
So Bog M, you lost a family member because of this virus and still find it funny?? That is really warped!"
Do you know whats even worse ...yesterday i had a zoom conversation with her husband and daughters
We fucking laughed and shed tears and shared memories and had a drink.
Thats what we do cause we couldn't have a wake.
They actually said they hadn't laughed in weeks and you know what they say
Laughter is the best medicine
Its not disrespectful to those who lost friends or family or to those fighting on our behalf in hospitals and healthcare facilities
Thats why so many videos by healthcare workers are doing the rounds ...it cheers everyone up.
If it offends you I'm sorry because I dont like to offend anyone but please relax ,take a deep breath and stay safe
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By *askia_1TV/TS
over a year ago
From Dublin living in Amsterdam |
"A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now can you please answer me:
"Are - my - test - results - back?
Just shows your warped mentality telling a "joke" like that in these horrific times. Get a life!
Talk about overreaction!
So to ask a question to the OP and the two other idiots who replied, if you lost a family member or someone whom you loved dearly, would you still find it funny?
I would, yes.
I have a dark sense of humour which I'm entitled to have.
You're overreacting. You could also have made your point more effectively without being so ludicrously aggressive, 6 days after the joke was posted. "
It was far from overly aggressive but you don't have a dark sense of humour, you have a warped one. I only replied today and not 6 days ago as I only seen the post today. Unlike you, I have a life and don't spend all my time on websites. |
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By *man79Man
over a year ago
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Humour gets people through the good times and the bad times. It’s a release from the norm. I thought the joke was quite funny. And if u didn’t. (In the words of billy Connelly). Off you shall fuck!!
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Doctors and nurses are known for having the blackest sense of humour. It's sometimes the only thing that keeps them sane. Living in Northern Ireland through the entire length of the Troubles and personally witnessing so many atrocities, a black sense of humour was vital. "
And lets be honest even now we can all remember jokes about those times |
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"A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now can you please answer me:
"Are - my - test - results - back?
Just shows your warped mentality telling a "joke" like that in these horrific times. Get a life!
Talk about overreaction!
So to ask a question to the OP and the two other idiots who replied, if you lost a family member or someone whom you loved dearly, would you still find it funny?
I would, yes.
I have a dark sense of humour which I'm entitled to have.
You're overreacting. You could also have made your point more effectively without being so ludicrously aggressive, 6 days after the joke was posted.
It was far from overly aggressive but you don't have a dark sense of humour, you have a warped one. I only replied today and not 6 days ago as I only seen the post today. Unlike you, I have a life and don't spend all my time on websites. "
Good lad.
You do you!
I love that judgemental thing you have going on there as well. You're now making the joke seem funnier than it is and the best part is that you've just spread out to a wider audience than would have seen it way off down at the bottom of page four or five! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I did giggle at first because of the actually sexual part and the joke itself, but adding the covid19 to it then it's not that funny i guess. Why couldn't the joke have been told without the covid19 in it. I can see how people would get offended especially those who are in grieving process,and suffering hard with this pandemic. It would have been just as funny without the covid19. |
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"I did giggle at first because of the actually sexual part and the joke itself, but adding the covid19 to it then it's not that funny i guess. Why couldn't the joke have been told without the covid19 in it. I can see how people would get offended especially those who are in grieving process,and suffering hard with this pandemic. It would have been just as funny without the covid19. "
It would have been just as funny without it but the inclusion of Covid-19 makes it topical. An enormous amount of "topical" jokes are just old ones rehashed with a new subject thrown in to make them relevant to the current situation.
You're perfectly entitled to be offended but you're not entitled to declare that anyone who isn't offended like you is an idiot. |
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Paddy Irish man was in a plane crashing... no wait are there any people here who have lost someone to an aviation accident?
Paddy Irish man was on a desert island... ummmm noone here has lost someone to exposure, heat stroke or dehydration have they?
Knock knock?....wait no any apple or orange choking related deaths here?
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By *og-ManMan
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"Paddy Irish man was in a plane crashing... no wait are there any people here who have lost someone to an aviation accident?
Paddy Irish man was on a desert island... ummmm noone here has lost someone to exposure, heat stroke or dehydration have they?
Knock knock?....wait no any apple or orange choking related deaths here?
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Enough of the paddy jokes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paddy Irish man was in a plane crashing... no wait are there any people here who have lost someone to an aviation accident?
Paddy Irish man was on a desert island... ummmm noone here has lost someone to exposure, heat stroke or dehydration have they?
Knock knock?....wait no any apple or orange choking related deaths here?
Enough of the paddy jokes please "
Shit sorry BM... I guess it should be gender neutral too..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Tell me OP. Do you think Fr. Ted and The Life of Brian are offensive to people of faith, and people were right to be outraged and get their pitchforks out when first released?
Or can you see past that, and realise that the comedy came from individual characters and situations, and not simply laughing directly at people who believe in Jebus? |
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"Tell me OP. Do you think Fr. Ted and The Life of Brian are offensive to people of faith, and people were right to be outraged and get their pitchforks out when first released?
Or can you see past that, and realise that the comedy came from individual characters and situations, and not simply laughing directly at people who believe in Jebus?"
Sorry, didnt mean OP. Ah, I've had enough of this thread for today anyway |
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"Tell me OP. Do you think Fr. Ted and The Life of Brian are offensive to people of faith, and people were right to be outraged and get their pitchforks out when first released?
Or can you see past that, and realise that the comedy came from individual characters and situations, and not simply laughing directly at people who believe in Jebus?
Sorry, didnt mean OP. Ah, I've had enough of this thread for today anyway "
He is not the OP he is a very naughty boy |
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"A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now can you please answer me:
"Are - my - test - results - back?
Just shows your warped mentality telling a "joke" like that in these horrific times. Get a life!
Ah it's only a joke and it's not even remotely offensive. Unless you are hard of hearing and find play on words offensive? No harm in adding a bit of humour to the day"
Can confirm. Hard of hearing AND don't find play on words offensive. |
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